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Socialist Dolphin Bites Hand That Feeds It

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h/t MadJack

 

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  1. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 8th, 2012

    Keep your eyes peeled, people.
    Once those dolphins figure out how to maneuver on concrete, we’re all screwed.

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  2. Milwaukee Mike

    December 8th, 2012

    What’s a meta for?

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  3. cfm990

    December 8th, 2012

    I knew this would eventually happen. Ever since “Dolphin Safe,” those critters have been getting uppity.

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  4. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    You’ll notice the polite non-union dolphin the little girl had been feeding swims off when she runs out of fish. That dolphin was replaced by its evil unionized brother who had no qualms about biting the hand that feeds.

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  5. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    December 8th, 2012

    These PJTV people are making fun of a serious issue. That little girl had a piece of fish in her hand, and no Sea World personnel were around redistributing that fish. I’m sure the dolphin was a registered Democrat (isn’t everyone and everything these days?), and it was being forced to wait for its benefits. That little girl was probably an evil, greedy Republican, and the Sea World dolphin population would have been justified in pulling her in and drowning her for the good of progressive humanity and its leech-like minions.

    Thank Gaia that IOTW has an understanding, rational and compassionate progressive like me to point out the obvious.

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  6. jus sayin yo

    December 8th, 2012

    just can’t be happy enough with a free bommaphone – always expecting more and more

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  7. Dr. Tar

    December 8th, 2012

    Hey, don’t take my fish. Take the fish from that fisher man and those greedy, greedy fish processing companies. Oh, and I want more fish from the government please. No, I don’t fish myself why do you ask?

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  8. Dr. Tar

    December 8th, 2012

    Jesus “Follow me and I’ll make you fishers of men.”

    The Prezidunce “Vote for me and I’ll take more fish from the fishermen. Can’t say if you’ll get any fish, but I’ll settle the score for you with those people over there who knwo how to catch fish better than you can.”

    Boehner “Gee I guess we better negotiate. I’ll start by offering you our boats and nets, now promise to not consume so much fish. What? You want us to give up our rods, reels and bait too, and you want to increase the the fish you consume? Well, I’ll have to see what the MSM says about that offer before giving your our counter.”

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  9. grayjohn

    December 9th, 2012

    Fantasy Headline: Viscous dolphin assaults young girl and is immediately shot and killed by legally armed father.

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