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Home - by - December 8, 2012 - 13:30 America/New_York - 23 Comments

I fully expect to see this bird shopping at Walmart in his little buggy.

All kidding aside, this is fantastic. And keep watching to see this engineer’s computerized automatic docking feature for when the parrot just leaves his buggy any old place.

BTW, I have to rethink my use of the phrase ‘bird brain” as a slur. This bird is smarter than Joe Biden. Perhaps the phrase should be “Biden Brain.”

 

» 23 Comments

  1. Claudia

    December 8th, 2012

    Oh, Duh! I thought he was delivering the newspaper to his human. Then I realized it was for catching the birdie poop! Hehe, guess I’m a Biden Brain!

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  2. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    That was really cute. But now that bird is spoiled and he is just going to get fat driving himself every where. ;-)

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  3. RANDO

    December 8th, 2012

    I wonder if that’s the New York Times?

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  4. cfm990

    December 8th, 2012

    Sweet! But can it outmaneuver a cat?

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  5. Dadof3

    December 8th, 2012

    Depends on how fast the cats buggy is.

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  6. KF

    December 8th, 2012

     
  7. Billy Fuster

    December 8th, 2012

    Parrots will be on the next mission to Mars.

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  8. KF

    December 8th, 2012

    If any part of the cat gets near that beak he’ll be hurting. They can break human fingers if provoked

    http://www.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=kAfMH_7_v2M

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  9. "That Guy"

    December 8th, 2012

    @KF

    The links you posted don’t work as intended for anyone but someone logged in as you on Youtube.

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  10. norman einstein

    December 8th, 2012

    Very impressive. Thanks for posting, BFH.
    Between this and Even Stevie’s news, things are looking up.

    I really liked the bit between 2:15 and 2:30. He’s driving the buggy off the decking onto the flagstone walkway and it jolts. He looks around and proceeds. Then, the front right wheel goes off the flagstone. Uh-oh. No problem…Birdie grabs the joystick and makes the correction. Amazing.

    You’re right. Birdie is WAY smarter than Biden, the Won, and the whole pitiful progtard party put together.

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  11. michelle O

    December 8th, 2012

    “African Grey parrots are pretty smart.”

    well, SO ARE KENYAN BROWNS!!

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  12. stevie b

    December 8th, 2012

    okay surely the guy did it on his own, right?

    NOPE, the last five seconds says FSU got a 30 million govt grant and ya know, ya cah’t do NOTHING without the govt

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  13. KF

    December 8th, 2012

    Sorry about the link, I’m not on my own computer. I hate Apple products for glitches like this. Google Dr. Irene Pepperberg and Alex the African Grey parrot. She’s an animal speech researcher who taught a parrot quite a few communication skills. The clip was from a Nova show broadcast after the parrot died at 31 years old in 2007.

    Also, http://alexfoundation.org/ should work

    <a href="http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?feature=related&v=Kw4AbJENaqI&quot; here's another YouTube link but it might not work again because of this dumbass Apple software

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  14. Serious Putty

    December 8th, 2012

    He didn’t build that.

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  15. Major Mal function

    December 8th, 2012

    If they figure out how to work the mechatronic suits, it will be us begging for the cracker.

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  16. Ten Megaton

    December 8th, 2012

    You have to be way down the food chain to be considered a “Biden Brain”. We are talking slugs or amoebas.

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  17. conservative cowgirl

    December 8th, 2012

    Instead of the newspaper lining, they should have put a photo of the Marxtard down to catch the bird droppings. The photo of him laughing with his purple lipped mouth gaping wide open to catch the poop.

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  18. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Must be a democratic voting bird.
    To lazy to transport itself and dependant on someone else to supply the means.

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  19. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Wonder if his death was from age or by accident?

    These older drivers will pull right out in front of you ya know.

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  20. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 8th, 2012

    The bird part was cool, but that ending was like watching my mom park the car.

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  21. lamchops

    December 8th, 2012

    I presume that is a copy of the NY Times under the bird.

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  22. Moe tom

    December 8th, 2012

    Con.Cowgirl/lamchops. You both beat me to it. The New York times birdcage liner and lots of birdshit.

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  23. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 9th, 2012

    @ stevie b -

    WRONG!! It said “University of Florida” [GO GATORS!] and nothing about a gov’t grant. Obumfuk doesn’t fund science and engineering.

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