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Oh, Duh! I thought he was delivering the newspaper to his human. Then I realized it was for catching the birdie poop! Hehe, guess I’m a Biden Brain!

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That was really cute. But now that bird is spoiled and he is just going to get fat driving himself every where.

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I wonder if that’s the New York Times?

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Sweet! But can it outmaneuver a cat?

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Depends on how fast the cats buggy is.

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African Grey parrots are pretty smart.

http://www.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?feature=related&v=Kw4AbJENaqI

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Parrots will be on the next mission to Mars.

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If any part of the cat gets near that beak he’ll be hurting. They can break human fingers if provoked

http://www.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=kAfMH_7_v2M

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@KF

The links you posted don’t work as intended for anyone but someone logged in as you on Youtube.

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Very impressive. Thanks for posting, BFH.
Between this and Even Stevie’s news, things are looking up.

I really liked the bit between 2:15 and 2:30. He’s driving the buggy off the decking onto the flagstone walkway and it jolts. He looks around and proceeds. Then, the front right wheel goes off the flagstone. Uh-oh. No problem…Birdie grabs the joystick and makes the correction. Amazing.

You’re right. Birdie is WAY smarter than Biden, the Won, and the whole pitiful progtard party put together.

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“African Grey parrots are pretty smart.”

well, SO ARE KENYAN BROWNS!!

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okay surely the guy did it on his own, right?

NOPE, the last five seconds says FSU got a 30 million govt grant and ya know, ya cah’t do NOTHING without the govt

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Sorry about the link, I’m not on my own computer. I hate Apple products for glitches like this. Google Dr. Irene Pepperberg and Alex the African Grey parrot. She’s an animal speech researcher who taught a parrot quite a few communication skills. The clip was from a Nova show broadcast after the parrot died at 31 years old in 2007.

Also, http://alexfoundation.org/ should work

<a href="http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?feature=related&v=Kw4AbJENaqI&quot; here's another YouTube link but it might not work again because of this dumbass Apple software

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He didn’t build that.

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If they figure out how to work the mechatronic suits, it will be us begging for the cracker.

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You have to be way down the food chain to be considered a “Biden Brain”. We are talking slugs or amoebas.

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Instead of the newspaper lining, they should have put a photo of the Marxtard down to catch the bird droppings. The photo of him laughing with his purple lipped mouth gaping wide open to catch the poop.

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Must be a democratic voting bird.
To lazy to transport itself and dependant on someone else to supply the means.

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Wonder if his death was from age or by accident?

These older drivers will pull right out in front of you ya know.

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The bird part was cool, but that ending was like watching my mom park the car.

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I presume that is a copy of the NY Times under the bird.

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Con.Cowgirl/lamchops. You both beat me to it. The New York times birdcage liner and lots of birdshit.

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@ stevie b -

WRONG!! It said “University of Florida” [GO GATORS!] and nothing about a gov’t grant. Obumfuk doesn’t fund science and engineering.

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