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I Was Told I Had A Guardian Angel

Home - by - December 8, 2012 - 00:16 America/New_York - 49 Comments

I prefer to die -

Vote -

Guy?

Girl?

Both?

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  1. Reiuxcat

    December 8th, 2012

    YES!

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 8th, 2012

    Those socks and shoes don’t match the purse.

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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 8th, 2012

    And judging from the colors in the pixelated part of the boobial area, the nipples are the size of apples.

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  4. Chalupa

    December 8th, 2012

    Honey Boo Boo’s guardian angel.

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  5. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Wasting oxygen. euthanize, for it’s own good, and ours, it might vote.

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  6. Reiuxcat

    December 8th, 2012

    I’ll tell you what it is, a gin and tonic

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  7. scribble

    December 8th, 2012

    The angel that made even San Francisco outlaw public nudity.

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  8. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 8th, 2012

    I believe that’s a Victoria’s Secret model for the LGBT crowd.

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  9. AbigailAdams

    December 8th, 2012

    C’mon now, Mr. Hat. Even George had Clarence. You just never know….

    …this angel may have the winning numbers to the next Power Ball.

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  10. Anonymous

    December 8th, 2012

    “Victor’s Secret” Model?

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  11. The Doktor

    December 8th, 2012

    That —-

    “Victor’s Secret” Model?

    was mine. Mea culpa.

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  12. Stanley

    December 8th, 2012

    Guy?

    Girl?

    Both?

    None of the above?

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  13. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 8th, 2012

    All of the above.

    Did I leave my webcam on again?

    Hey, there is a perfectly good reason for, ah, for – no, no there isn’t.

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  14. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 8th, 2012

    I’ll bet muslims wouldn’t even touch this.

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  15. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    The libtards and their alternative lifestyles never cease to amaze me.
    The only thing missing is a chihuahua sized Obama on a leash.

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  16. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Looks like she should be saying, “Where for art thou Chaz Bono”?

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  17. MaryfromMarin

    December 8th, 2012

    Tweedledum in drag.

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  18. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Nothings more appealing then a 3 pack abdomin, a saggy titted fatfuck with red hair, colored socks, angel wings, and BO.

    Maybe this is the lefts alternative to population control and Flukes excessive breeding.

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  19. Pubert

    December 8th, 2012

    It’s likely a double dip fare for most Southwest
    Airline flights.. chortle..

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  20. Diogenes

    December 8th, 2012

    Wow…Christopher Dodd sure has let himself go….

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  21. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Dam Fur, how’d you get a pic of Anne?

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  22. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Brads probably copying pics for target practice as we speak.

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  23. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Nutjob, Truth be told, I’ll be at the range tomorrow morning, (can’t get to the back country with the 8 inches of rain we’ve had here where I normally shoot), then up to cut our Holiday Tree. Hee Hee.

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  24. Melody

    December 8th, 2012

    Looks like a hot mess, I see no dangling jingle bells but do see some over grown cow teets so I say it once was some kind of female at one time.

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  25. Melody

    December 8th, 2012

    @ Nutjob. lol, you said Anne. Hahaha

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  26. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    This is one of the advantages of living in the country. I just walk out back whenever I want and I’m at the range.

    Have fun tomorrow….goodnight to all and may your dreams be of yesteryear and what once was america…..Nutjob out.

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  27. Eleanor in Hell

    December 8th, 2012

    I’d hit whatever that is. :evil:

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  28. Dick Clark in Hell

    December 8th, 2012

    I knew 1950s Payola would be my downfall.

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  29. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 8th, 2012

    Holy Crap! You should see how the World’s Oldest Teenager looks now. :eek:

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  30. Velcro

    December 8th, 2012

    It’s Pat!!!

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  31. MaryfromMarin

    December 8th, 2012

    @MJA–

    That’s not a purse, that’s a bag of oats for the unicorn.

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  32. kevin in troy

    December 8th, 2012

    lookin for the nearest beach for a sand nap

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  33. The Doktor

    December 8th, 2012

    Elvis once sang about this…… thing—

    Song of the Angel?

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  34. Dick Clark in Hell

    December 8th, 2012

    What the Hell. I’m down here anyway…

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  35. Ten Megaton

    December 8th, 2012

    Nice…..don’t fret honey, the white coats are on the way.

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  36. Horrorman18

    December 8th, 2012

    Every time a bell rings an angel gets it’s Ring Dings

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  37. beachmom

    December 8th, 2012

    Kalifornian

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  38. Xavier

    December 8th, 2012

    I have a pretty good idea what grayscape would say.

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  39. Dadof3

    December 8th, 2012

    Where’s Lex Luthor trying to nuke the San Andreas fault line when you need him?

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  40. Dr. Tar

    December 8th, 2012

    Guardian of the snack machine more likely.

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  41. the aardvark

    December 8th, 2012

    I didn’t know that clowns needed guardian angels. She/It is the patron saint of very ugly clowns.

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  42. Anonymous

    December 8th, 2012

    nothing a gigantic mumu couldn’t fix

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  43. even steven

    December 8th, 2012

    That’s one of the professors at Berkely.

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  44. norman einstein

    December 8th, 2012

    He/she/it is waiting for the bus to take it to Wal-Mart.

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  45. Corona

    December 8th, 2012

    An architects’ nightmare. Yet, it still stands.

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  46. Menderman

    December 8th, 2012

    I say it is a Democrat. The rest is a mystery.

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  47. Doc

    December 8th, 2012

    Barney Franks baby brother/sister?

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  48. RANDO

    December 8th, 2012

    I don;t know, and I don’t want to know!

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  49. Alxandro

    December 8th, 2012

    Don’t know the gender, but I do know it’s a decadent Lib.

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