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ROTTING WHALE CASTS FOUL STENCH INTO MALIBU

MALIBU, Calif. (AP) — A dead whale rotting near the Malibu homes of Barbra Streisand, Bob Dylan and other celebrities is causing a gigantic cleanup problem as authorities try to decide who’s responsible for getting rid of it.

 

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Los Angeles County lifeguards planned to try to pull the 40,000-pound carcass out to sea at high tide, said Cindy Reyes, executive director of the California Wildlife Center.

But fire Inspector Brian Riley said that’s unlikely to work.

“You would need a tug boat to drag it out to sea,” Riley told City News Service in a report Thursday.

“It is entrenched in the sand and impossible to tow free even at high tide,” Riley said. “Burial at low tide will be difficult as well as land removal. It’s in an area with bad access.”

The city was not sure who would do the job, spokeswoman Olivia Damavandi said.

 

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  1. Alpha Maser

    December 7th, 2012

    Babbs has cast a foul stench there for a decade.

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  2. Sarcastaballs

    December 7th, 2012

    If Babs would just close her legs…..

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  3. persecutor

    December 7th, 2012

    With the honker she’s got, she inhales twice the amount a normal person does. It couldn’t happen to a nicer liberal.

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  4. Menderman

    December 7th, 2012

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  5. even steven

    December 7th, 2012

    Here’s what not to do.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79tl2H3QzT0 gross.

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  6. even steven

    December 7th, 2012

    YOu beat me to it, Menderman!

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  7. Unruly Refugee

    December 7th, 2012

    Great! A new Bob Dylan song about stinking fat whales.

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  8. Kairn

    December 7th, 2012

    As if dead whales have never washed up on a California beach before. Good lord, if it has gotten so bad NO ONE in Calif knows what to do with a dead whale, these people can kiss their butts goodbye when the next ginormous earthquake hits and shreds all of their fancy schmancy mansions.

    Worse, they seem to be bragging about not knowing what to do. I can’t believe I was ever born and raised in that state. How embarrassing.

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  9. Rightwingfeather

    December 7th, 2012

    I love it!

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  10. J Frank Parnell

    December 7th, 2012

    That’s the rotting corpse of freedom laid at the feet of the filthy elitist Proggoids who killed it.

    Hope they choke on it.

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  11. MaryfromMarin

    December 7th, 2012

    “Dead whale in the middle of the beach, stinking to high heaven…”

    Anyone else remember the Dead Skunk song?

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  12. Frosteetoes

    December 7th, 2012

    Oh, I thought this story was about Michael Moore.

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  13. Jethro

    December 7th, 2012

    I saw Streisands picture above that heading on Drudge this morning. Perfect placement!

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  14. Menderman

    December 7th, 2012

    by 1/10th of a second even steven!

    GMTA!

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  15. Menderman

    December 7th, 2012

    oh, and it is a private beach…only elitests allowed…

    It’s your beach…your problem Babs….

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  16. eternal ¼ cracker p

    December 7th, 2012

    Who is responsible for getting rid of it?

    It’s a natural animal on a natural beach. Let nature get rid of it.

    You fucking progs bitch when nature is interfered with by humans, and you bitch when it’s not.

    Fuck off and die, progs.

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  17. Unruly Refugee

    December 7th, 2012

    Fat Assed Lady of the Blow Lands.

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  18. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 7th, 2012

    This is one big fish story.

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  19. eternal ¼ cracker p

    December 7th, 2012

    BREAKING: A new report in suggests rotting whales on the beach reduce human created green house gases by a factor of one wiff up a celebrity nose to 100,000,000 homes that burn co2 like it was going out of style.

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  20. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 7th, 2012

    Where Jonah stepped out.

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  21. Plain Jane

    December 7th, 2012

    Best news I’ve heard in a long time. Unfortunately, the ones to suffer will be the Mexican help that the lefturds keep.

    The lefturds will undoubtedly stay at their villas in the south of France or in Tahiti until the whale stench is gone.

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  22. AvgDude

    December 7th, 2012

    Great!… Another Rosie O’Donnell story.

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  23. Bad Brad

    December 7th, 2012

    Kairn, Wada you do with a dead whale?

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  24. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 7th, 2012

    Wait until Streisand gets here! She’ll think that rotting carcass on the beach smelled like rose petals by comparison. :evil:

    (you stole my line, Sarcastaballs) :-)

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  25. Kairn

    December 7th, 2012

    @BadBrad,
    I dunno, dig a big ass hole on the beach and bury it?

    Cut the dang thing up and cart it off to a rendering plant?

    Tow it by the tail off the beach before it got too decayed?

    I grew up in California. I do not ever recall an event like this where no one could figure out what to do with a large, stinking carcass on a beach. What would they do if it was Bab’s body on the beach? Sorry, I couldn’t resist that. ;-)

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  26. Eleanor in Hell

    December 7th, 2012

    Speaking of whales, this was her peak, her climax, if you will. Franklin, you checked out just before this 1945 song became popular two years later…

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  27. Bad Brad

    December 7th, 2012

    Kairn, You get a neighbor hood together with chain saws and trucks, and you work together and haul it out of there. Probably to the dump. These people have never had a blister. They get what they deserve. I’m a Cali resident for now.

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  28. Unruly Refugee

    December 7th, 2012

    The gulls will take care of it in a week or two. Then the whale bone scavengers will take what’s left. Make hippie bongs and boomerangs out of it or somptin.

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  29. Kairn

    December 7th, 2012

    Brad,
    Yeah. But the have boatloads of money and the clout to get things done when they really want something done. So there is something weird going on about is story.

    I don’t know all the ins and outs of this predicament, but I figure it has something to with the preponderance of legislation that Californian’s happily voted for regarding all things beachy. Laws, laws, laws. Until you ‘law’ yourselves right into a dysfunctional corner. And then they sit around bitching and moaning and hoping some John Wayne type comes along and says, “To hell with the laws!!” and takes care of their problem.

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  30. MaryfromMarin

    December 7th, 2012

    This would be a great ongoing Natural History event for schoolchildren. Field trips to see the dead whale! What is nature all about? They’d remember it forever.

    I’D go see it if I lived in that area (but then again, I have boxes full of natural history specimens in the garage. I like stuff like this.)

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  31. Kairn

    December 7th, 2012

    Mary,
    Those invaluable field trips for young children to see a dead whale on a beach only lasts for a short period of time. At some point the odor is far too retch inducing for anyone to get near the carcass.

    That is apparently the stage this whale is at right now.

    Did you read about the other recent story of the sea birds leaving such a horrible smell on a cliff side from their copious poo (somewhere in S Calif too) that everyone living around there and visiting there are all royally complaining? Once upon a time people regularly scrambled up and down this cliff side. Kept the sea bird population down. No bad smells. Then a law was passed making these cliffs inaccessible to people. Now look what they have? The Great Stink!!

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  32. MaryfromMarin

    December 7th, 2012

    @Kairn–

    Nose plugs. Worth a try.

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  33. Bad Brad

    December 7th, 2012

    Kairn, Your on the money with the John Wayne comment girl friend. He’s buried somewhere overlooking that whale. That’s no B.S. Only a few no where, but he was quite the sailor as it turned out, loved the ocean and Hispanic women. To bad our current president never met him. He’d shit if he ever saw a real man.

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  34. Blink

    December 7th, 2012

    The locals could always subsidize the Japanese whalers to make sure this never happens again.

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  35. Nutjob

    December 7th, 2012

    Heres a novel thought you rich fucks…pay for the disposal out of your money.

    I’m betting they’d have a dead whale removal charity concert first before they’d part with their money.

    I say, Fuck’em, can’t smell any worse then the rotten cooter smell then when Streisand leaves her bedroom window open.

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  36. Bad Brad

    December 7th, 2012

    Nutjob: Fuck’em, can’t smell any worse then the rotten cooter smell then when Streisand leaves her bedroom window open.

    How do you know unless. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe you would stoop that low. Who do you think you are Greyscape?

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  37. Nutjob

    December 7th, 2012

    On a 2nd thought the charity fundraiser wouldn’t be called the “dead whale removal concert”.

    They’d probably call it the “sea bearing mother goddess mammal memorial services wildlife spirit live forever concert fundraiser”.

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  38. Bad Brad

    December 7th, 2012

    Nutjob, Or, Money For The Smelly Blow Hole.

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  39. Nutjob

    December 7th, 2012

    How do you know unless. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe you would stoop that low. Who do you think you are Greyscape?

    No,no,no, I wouldn’t dare, I was on that beach 1 time when there was no dead whale, and I noticed her bedroom window was open and heard the sound of a toilet and immediately therefter came the rotten fish smell.

    Come on Brad, you got to give your fellow patriot more credit then that.

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  40. burn it

    December 7th, 2012

    Funeral Pyre
    Or
    Lime

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  41. MaryfromMarin

    December 7th, 2012

    @Nutjob–

    the “sea bearing mother goddess mammal memorial services wildlife spirit live forever concert fundraiser”.

    No one could ever come up with a better fundraiser name than that. You win, in perpetuity.

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  42. Nutjob

    December 7th, 2012

    Nutjob, Or, Money For The Smelly Blow Hole.

    Nah, to confusing, people wouldn’t know if it was a fundraiser for the dead whale or the Steisand rotten tuna smell.

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  43. Kairn

    December 7th, 2012

    Mary,
    Nose plugs??? So that means us and the kids have to mouth breathe that horrible stench directly into our lungs??? I love nature too, including being able to look at a whale close up. But I think I’ll draw the line at a certain point in the rotting process.

    Remember that whale that exploded? In Japan I think it was. Some guy had got it loaded on a flat bed truck. It was being driven down a street in town and it suddenly exploded a retched, horrifically smelly mess all over the place. Lots of people were pretty angry at that guy.

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  44. Kairn

    December 7th, 2012

    Nutjob, you are cracking me up. You and Brad. What a team. :-)

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  45. Bad Brad

    December 7th, 2012

    Kairn, Mary. the average man would have thought this with both Whales.
    “We better get that funking dead thing outa here before it starts to stink”

    Excuse my French.

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  46. Bad Brad

    December 7th, 2012

    Nutjob. If they raise enough money they can haul them both off. I think James Brolin’s been hauling here around like a bowling ball.

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  47. MaryfromMarin

    December 7th, 2012

    @Kairn–

    Ah, well, you are probably right. Not all hopeful ideas can come to fruition.

    Would have liked to see it when it first washed up, though.

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  48. Kairn

    December 7th, 2012

    Brad,
    You are correct sir. Once upon a time these things were dealt with pronto due to just plain old common sense and a ‘get her done’ attitude. Once upon a time when men were men in most of America. I really miss those days.

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  49. Nutjob

    December 7th, 2012

    Would have liked to see it when it first washed up, though

    First thing I would’ve did was start hacking at the hide and made me some whale skin boots.

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  50. Doc

    December 7th, 2012

    Here in Orygone we just turn them in to seagull chow with a shit pot load of DYNAMITE. You can google Oregon’s exploding whale if you like it works like a charm.

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  51. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Karin:

    “You and Brad. What a team.”

    You betcha ya. There’s a bunch of good team mates here for when the shit starts. Don’t really know them, obviously never met them, trust them more then most people I know. Is that weird or what.

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  52. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Brad,
    No, not weird at all. I was within that March on DC Sept 12, 09. Surrounded by thousands and thousands of people I did not know. But I have never felt so immensely safe in my whole life. It was the most incredible experience. I will be honest, I was truly prepared to die that day amongst all these marvelous patriots. I had no idea how this event was going to play out. Whether it would remain peaceful or not, or whether we would have come under attack by snipers.

    My whole heart, body and soul was there in DC to possibly die protesting against the POS who fraudulently sits in OUR White House. I have never been so proud to be an American as I was that day. I regret now we were so peaceful.

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  53. Name Redacted™

    December 8th, 2012

    The latest news was that it has gotten too far decayed to tow out to sea. It would just break apart into stinky bits. Retards. Waited too long.

    The best thing to do at this point would be to set the thing on fire. But that would make smoke, which would be a carbon sin. Let’s see if they work our some sort of celebrity exemption.

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  54. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Kairn, Do you ever think there might come a point in time that we all need to rondevu to survive? Could be open season on conservatives tomorrow. I say Bozeman.

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  55. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 8th, 2012

    RIP Twitter’s Fail Whale

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  56. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Brad,
    Where the hell is Anne the man on this one?

    Let me guess, surrounding herself with her moms 18 cats and holding a 60 candle prayer vigile to mother earth to remove the wretched rotten fish smell from her extremities once and for all.

    Guess the sperm whale scented douche didn’t work.

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  57. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Brad,
    A well liked commenter here named Burr mentioned a gathering he is helping to organize in Kansas next summer. Got me to thinking. I can’t explain it, but Armaggon popped into my mind. An American Armaggon. Maybe in Kansas, maybe somewhere else. But I was overwhelmed with this feeling there WILL be a great gathering somewhere in America in the near future. I feel like I will meet all you folks on this plain someday. We will be overjoyed to finally meet in the flesh. Whether we all battle with the godless ones at that time, I don’t know.

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  58. scr_north

    December 8th, 2012

    Frankly, most of these Hollywood/Malibu types have spent so much time with their heads up each others asses that I seriously doubt they could actually tell there was a dead, stinking corpse on their beach. Hell, if they noticed the stench at all it would probably be seem a bunch of roses to them.

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  59. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Nut job,
    For the love of God, please don’t conjure that horrid person up again!!!!!

    You must be spoiling for a fight tonight.

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  60. MaryfromMarin

    December 8th, 2012

    @Brad–

    Checked out a place to live near Bozeman recently (online). Seems like a good location.

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  61. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Kairn, I know Burr, we’ve sparred, he’s good. Kansas, no high ground, not easily defensible space. I like Bozeman. You could survive there. Besides Burr carries a model 94 Winchester what the hell does he know? I jest. I love the dude.

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  62. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Nut job,
    For the love of God, please don’t conjure that horrid person up again!!!!!

    I just figured being that we were on the topic of stench and all, its only right and befitting that Anne is mentioned.

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  63. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Anne who?

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  64. Nutjob

    December 8th, 2012

    Anne the sperm whale troll.

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  65. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Brad,
    All of us gathering in one place is not a good idea. We would be demolished. And as Anne Barnhardt says, we cannot give up our seaports to the godless ones.

    Burr hasn’t hammered out his logistics for Kansas yet. His intent is not that this be a place for people to move to. But a place for a huge meeting of sorts. This might be the place where the real fight to regain our nation might gel. I don’t know. The problem with doing these things is factoring in the infiltrators. How will we counter that?

    Beyond that, I think there will simply be breaking points and people will just start doing what they need to do. This is why I say I wish I was smarter. I wish I had some concrete answers and solutions to our big, big problem here. I pray for more wisdom.

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  66. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Kairn, I know some real estate in Northern Cali that damn near impenetrable. Paynes Creek, Cohasset. Not enough game though.

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  67. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Nutjob, boy did the whack job disappear or what? They probably put all 28 of her personalities in a straight jacket. I was waiting a couple weeks for her or it to screw up, she finally just couldn’t help it. I had a big old axe to grind with that one.

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  68. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    MaryfromMarin, I’m slowly working my way there. Even though the wife will go in protest.

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  69. MaryfromMarin

    December 8th, 2012

    @Kairn–

    When the Bay Area Patriots have rallies, we have people holding signs saying “Infiltrator” with arrows on them. It’s usually easy to figure out who doesn’t belong, and then one of the sign holders sticks to them like glue. Works great.

    Prob. not too effective for a really BIG rally, but it’s at least one successful idea.

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  70. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Mary,
    I am speaking of highly trained infiltrators. You probably wouldn’t be able to recognize them.

    This last year I read a whole lot of books about the spy scene revolving around the resistance movement against the Nazis in France during WWII. The British and American spy organizations were so incredible this stuff makes your head spin. This is some deadly serious stuff we have going on in America right now. We are up against deadly, serious, and evil people. We all need to read up on how to covertly communicate with each other OFF the Internet. That is our biggest bugaboo. How to get started on this stuff? I wish I knew.

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  71. MaryfromMarin

    December 8th, 2012

    @Kairn–

    Moles, you mean?

    You’re right. The communication thing is key. And I think it is getting more critical, quickly.

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  72. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    You are both correct, and it already to late. Carrier pigeons anyone. Sad truth is, we are way to unorganized, and way to passive. See ya in Bozeman. Bring what ever weapons you can hide from them, and dig up some recipes for Elk.

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  73. MaryfromMarin

    December 8th, 2012

    @Brad–

    May be too late for some things, but never too late for everything.

    You should know me by now, Brad. The lifeline is always there.

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  74. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Mary,
    I’m talking super moles. I believe this is why the Tea Party lost a lot of its steam. It got infiltrated. The Tea Party will never be a powerful force again. Blabbing openly on the Internet is getting us no where. The other bugaboo not in our favor is that we are so spread out. America of the 1700′s was way smaller than it is now. Corresponding covertly by mail was easier back then. Just get on a horse and ride. Horses didn’t have traceable license plates. We need to start thinking differently. We need to start thinking primitively.

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  75. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    MaryfromMarin, As long as I still have my 45 in my hand, it’s not to late. We are NOT organized enough for what coming down. It will be on us before we know it. We need to stop underestimating the enemy and get proactive. My opinion, the Tea Party is a good conduit.

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  76. Buffalobob

    December 8th, 2012

    Hell just gather 1000+ progs from Bab’s neighborhood and splash water on it. No different than all of the hundreds of whales the progs try to save. Michael Moore could try CPR.

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  77. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Brad,
    No. The Tea Party is no longer a good conduit. It is too compromised now. I don’t trust it any more. In fact, anything that rises up as a ‘Party’ should be suspect. We all need to teach ourselves how to communicate off the Internet. Read up on how the resistance fighters in France did it during WWII.
    You will be amazed at how well people can communicate with no high tech gadgetry. Just pencil, paper, feet, bicycles, beasts of burden, safe houses, drop locations, etc.

    It is persistent resistance that wears own the enemy.

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  78. Bad Brad

    December 8th, 2012

    Kairn, I’m out, long day. This conversation needs to be continued. It very important. In retrospect, you are probably right about the Tea Party. But the linch pin is organization. That needs to be defined and figured out.

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  79. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Make that ‘wears down the enemy’

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  80. Kairn

    December 8th, 2012

    Brad,
    Over and out. Good night.

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