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Home - by - December 7, 2012 - 17:00 America/New_York - 39 Comments

Why? Courtney has a pair of similar stilettos in just about every pattern and colour

Just keeping you updated on the nation’s skankiest couple.

Here, the “18 year-old” Courtney Stoddard is seen with her midget.Odd couple: Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchison ran errands in Beverly Hills, California on Thursday

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  1. Menderman

    December 7th, 2012

    Who are these people? I read their names, but have never heard of them.

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  2. OTA Mom

    December 7th, 2012

    But why, for the love of all that is holy, why must we be updated on the status of the “world’s skankiest couple”? I can see trash like this and much worse any time, just head to the mall.

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  3. eternal ¼ cracker p

    December 7th, 2012

    Does what I just saw have anything to do with reality?

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  4. Carlos The Jackal

    December 7th, 2012

    I’d say Mary Jane Birdankles has some competition…

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  5. Menderman

    December 7th, 2012

    OK, I Binged them…now I get the title. I haven’t learned anything useful, but now I know who they are.

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  6. Dadof3

    December 7th, 2012

    She’s a teenager. He’s an old guy.

    She was 16 when they hooked up and started playing house.

    That is what they got going on and why they are in any news.

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  7. Dadof3

    December 7th, 2012

    next

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  8. Hey Numb Nuts

    December 7th, 2012

    Why don’t you buy a lifetime pass to the “Mustang Ranch” in Nevada, if you want to date hookers?

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  9. Corny

    December 7th, 2012

    How do I know I’m old? I never know who the hell you’re talking about.

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  10. BigFurHat

    December 7th, 2012

    Sometimes we just have to pay the rent.
    Putting this skank’s name in a post brings in hits, believe it or not.
    There is always a method to our madness.

    Putting up a post that says
    Kim Kardashian’s Ass will get us 1000+ views.
    Gotta do it from time to time.
    Nature of the biz when the rent is due and we’re short a few bucks.

    So now you know.

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  11. Dadof3

    December 7th, 2012

    Well Corny, I can’t answer for you but for myself I knew I was old when I looked at a teenage girl and saw nothing but undeveloped trouble and wasn’t attracted any more to that age group for that reason.

    The line moves up as I age too. I’m pretty sure I want nothing to do with a woman under 45 now.

    Of course, I’m not into one night stands so YMMV.

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  12. BigFurHat

    December 7th, 2012

    By the way. I put up a joke post about 2 years ago called Danika Patrick naked breast autograph.
    It linked to her signing a fat guy’s moob.

    To THIS DAY, it gets 1000′s of hits a month.

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  13. BigFurHat

    December 7th, 2012

    Inside Baseball -
    Here is a sample of terms for today

    danica patrick nude 29
    cougars 14
    danica patrick naked 12
    spanish duchess marriage 8
    ann barnhardt 8
    really bad analogies written by highschool students 7

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 7th, 2012

    So if I put up a post that says Michelle Obama Naked I can expect to have hits taken away from me?

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  15. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 7th, 2012

    Ooops! Sorry, BFH!

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  16. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 7th, 2012

    Carbon dating is rather appropriate seeing as how that’s the only way we’ll ever be able to prove this skank’s real age.

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  17. Menderman

    December 7th, 2012

    How much hate mail do you get on the Danica Patrick post?

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  18. serfer62

    December 7th, 2012

    Walmart shoppers

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  19. Unneutral

    December 7th, 2012

    Once in awhile it’s interesting to see what uninformed, low-life Obama voters look like.

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  20. Corny

    December 7th, 2012

    OK, Well so I don’t know who she is; I like her tits, I’m not that old.

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  21. tucsondon

    December 7th, 2012

    Kim Kardashian is an ass,has an ass or has a 1000 asses. Which is it?

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  22. Corny

    December 7th, 2012

    Her ass is not that impressive; her boobs are probably major fake, so you’re down to the legs. Dick Morris probably likes her toes.

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  23. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 7th, 2012

    I learned something on this thread – vapid shallow idiots help pay the bills.

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  24. Dadof3

    December 7th, 2012

    I’m fine with the fact I couldn’t pick any Kardashian out of a crowd.

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  25. MADJACK

    December 7th, 2012

    Two guys and one is dressed like a woman, right??? :roll:

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  26. Dadof3

    December 7th, 2012

    @Stirrn

    Hey! Wasn’t that what O’s election team figured out too?

    8)

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  27. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 7th, 2012

    “I’d say Mary Jane Birdankles has some competition…”

    Oooh I don’t think so. Everything on me is real, my shoes don’t come from industrial light and magic, and I don’t buy my hair dye from the dollar store.

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  29. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 7th, 2012

    18??? LOL. If she’s 18, I’m Cleopatra.

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  30. RANDO

    December 7th, 2012

    Stirrin for the win.

    “You’ll never go broke by underestimating the intelligence of the public.” (or something to that effect)
    PT Barnum(?)

    TRD3- Great reply.

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  31. Dadof3

    December 7th, 2012

    Hi Cleo! Marc Antony’s been a bad boy in your absence.

    :wink:

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  32. RANDO

    December 7th, 2012

    BTW- The only reason I know who these people are, is because I saw them here a while back.

    And the Danica Patrick post got me too.

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  33. simply enraged

    December 7th, 2012

    @ Rando: I think it was H. L. Mencken and I think he named “the American people”. Looks like the
    (d)s proved him right.

    @ MJA: Great funny new avatar – but can we PLEASE have the last one back?

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  34. Frosteetoes

    December 7th, 2012

    I see that her Svengali has morphed the young waif to look like his favorite blow up sex doll.

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  35. espie

    December 7th, 2012

    She is gross.

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  36. MaryfromMarin

    December 7th, 2012

    Doesn’t he get hat hair with that knit cap? Or does he even HAVE hair? How old is that guy anyway?

    But who cares about that–it was the shoes that caught my eye. What a set-up for a broken ankle. Some things are just not worth risking, IMHO.

    On the other hand, wish I had stock in pancake make-up.

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  37. MaryfromMarin

    December 7th, 2012

    And now at last I learn the reason for the longevity of the Danica Patrick post. I guess if you wait long enough, many things become clear.

    For some things, I obviously have not waited long enough.

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  38. Nutjob

    December 7th, 2012

    She’s no worse then the kardassians of which you’ll hear nothing from the left on.

    Looks to me like she is a willing participant in the progs “oppressed woman war”.

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  39. well

    December 8th, 2012

    what’s in HIS wallet?

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