Home - by BigFurHat - December 6, 2012 - 19:38 America/New_York - 21 Comments
I wish my mother never made this video
December 6th, 2012
Man – she was really getting into “flexing” those cups. It’s like she was almost too familiar with them….
I wonder what the ones look like for the NFL players that use Viagra as a performance booster during a game.
I had a girl friend when I was in high school that picked mine up off my dresser and put it over her face like a mask and asked “What this for?”
Years ago my mother went to a sporting goods store to buy my brother a jock strap for school sports. A male salesclerk approached her and asked her if he could help her. When she told him what she was looking for, he asked her what size she thought my brother was. My poor mother got completely red in the face and stammered out, “I I I have no idea.”
The salesclerk seeing how embarrassed my mother was realized she thought he meant cup size, not waist size. When he explained to her that jock straps only come in waist sizes they both roared with laughter.
I feel duly educated now about cup sizes. My son didn’t participate in sports so I had no idea. Clueless in Kaliforkneeya.
I now feel qualified to recommend tampon types.
Ya think you coulda put a warning on that vid? My 13-year-old daughter is in the room with me. It’s a small room. It’s embarrassing.
STOP saying “little”
@BFH, your mom knows a bit too much about this topic.
Annnnnnnd…she seems to be really INTO it.
Maybe you could suggest she join a bridge club or something.
Mr. Pinko, If it slips through the vent holes you might have a problem. LOL
I’ve never used those things. Do they come in pairs for left and right testicles, like gloves?
Wow, Big Fur Hat, your Mom is hot! (in the Elizabeth Warren kinda way) I’ll bet she is a real ball buster at parties!
Stirrin the B.S.
@Kairn – you hit a funnybone with me. Back in the early 70′s my school district ran a summer day camp for kids in grades 6-12.
For those kids who did not have proper gym/swimming gear they would provide jock straps and shorts, etc.
I was the one who gave out the jock straps, and without fail, when asked what size they needed, the kid would say large or extra large.
There were a lot of 24″ waisted kids wearing 32″ jock straps!
BTW, how long am I banned for?
My last comment is waithing moderation and I never mentioned the chiiinnneeessseee.
It’s those 600+ comments at Moveon.org on your Disqus profile that causing the problem.
I’m sure there’s a good explanation.
They banned me Xavier….can you still see the comments?
LOL I figured you were trolling over there – they shut the blog down and all the comments are gone.
I had a lot of fun before they banned me….I had like 1200 thumbs up overall…I had them soooo confused!
and why are you stalking me Xavier?
Accidentally clicked on your name when you posted at Zilla’s a few days ago. Went to MoveOn to see if I could join in the trolling, blog gone. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!
Moron.org switched to facebutt comments…but they still have me blocked…maybe hiney magoo will show up here and tell me how to do the pedo way of surfing the internets…
and “accidentally”…yeah, right! That smile gives you away!
I wuvs you. If I was the owner/keeper of the Internet I wouldn’t ban you from nuthin’.
I wuv, wuv, wuv truth tellers no matter how brusquely they come across some times. The truth might temporarily hurt a little, but lies cause the awfulest damage for a long, long time.
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