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DR. KASIA RIVERA…AWD’S COMPETITION IN BUTT PUMPING!

The Big Sexy will be unavoidably detained this evening and thought I’d repost this oldie but pitiful piece. Sad to say, AWD’s butt-injection bidness isn’t working out too well. I might start a bidness inventing sh*t. I just have to think of something to invent. If that doesn’t work out, I don’t know what I’m going to do. All I know how to be is a movie star.

Anyway, y’all can argue politics all night if you like. Me, I’m going to rest satisfied that I have done my part to help womerns with flat butts and dudes with microscopic units!

AWD read the other day where some cat who was, apparently, hung like a mouse died from a blood clot after having silicon injected into his ol’ John Thomas! This happened in New Jersey where they invent crazy sh*t on a daily basis. Like homosexuality was invented in New York and perfected in California, doing crazy sh*t is a NJ yankee specialty! Actually injecting silicone in one’s unit is probably one of the more normal occurrences that takes place up there with all them crazy bastids running around. The mini-weenus guy was named Justin Street and went to what is known as a “pumping party” (that don’t even sound right!) to have his old fella pumped up with some Fix-a-Flat. Next day, he was dead from a blood clot to the lungs. What a rip! He probably didn’t even have time to show off the new redwood he was sporting around in his Levis! In addition to the blood clot, it’s rumored Justin was also left cock-eyed!

So AWD is an enterprising, sexy kind of guy. I figured if some fake doctor in New Jersey can pump up some body parts, AWD can be a fake doctor in Texas and do the same! But, AWD ain’t pumping no penises! So all you ‘sensitive guy’ types, just get that out of your gay, fiendish little minds! I believe my specialty will be juicy boo-tays on fine little fillies! Yes, yes, boo-tays will be my special practice!

So Dr. AWD has come out with some Blogger Specials for all you dudettes to take advantage of to pump your caboose up to it’s finest proportions! Here are our special packages:

1. The Oprah – AWD will inject massive amounts of grits into yo big ol’ ass until you reach Oprah ass-like proportions. You will look like a bufforilla in those tight pants at the local disco shaking your butt like a big ol’ fat tub of jello. (Note: Dr. AWD uses only the finest stone ground grits unlike Oprah who will scarf down a bathtub full of plain old Quaker Oats grits before she even gets around to eating breakfast.)

2. The Michelle Obama – Hooonnnnkk! Hoooonkk! Now you talking ’bout a big ass, baybah! That ass is so big you’ll have to pay property taxes on it! It will get its own Secret Service detail! Codename: Damn! AWD will stuff dozens of Twinkies into your cheeks like Michelle stuffs into her cheeks every midnight! Your ass will be so wide you’ll have pesos in one pocket and yen in the other! Mooochelle, baby!

3. The Rosie O’Donnell – Popular with lebanese womerns who want to attract a wildebeest. Just like Rosie! The Rosie ass is so big you can Occupy it with your own tent city and drum circle. You’ll just have to shave it daily. Just like Rosie!

 

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  1. Carlos The Jackal

    December 6th, 2012

    Hooooly shit!
    That looks like one of those “Faces of Meth” pictures!

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  2. even steven

    December 6th, 2012

    WHD’s new clinic needs a name. Maybe he could franchise it. Honkin’ Ho Butts

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  3. Tony R

    December 6th, 2012

    Wow! Janet Jackson has really gone downhill!

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