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1. The license tag on Olivia Neutron-Bomb’s car is a Florida antique plate, so I’m guessing this was filmed on Travolta’s private airport estate near Orlando somewhere.

2. Glad to see Olivia still with us. Last I heard she was fighting breast cancer.

3. Fur’s right about that compound on Travolta’s head. Last movie I saw him in, he was all cue-ball.

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I couldn’t get past the “Nigh-yi-yi-yite” thing.

And the hair – it reminds me of the scene in ‘Shallow Hal’ where the Jason Alexander character’s spray-on hair is dripping!

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http://www.angelicdreamz.com/assets/images/2010KEN/KenFallButton.jpg
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You mean this stuff?

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Nice n lively.

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Stranded

I literally felt like I was suffocating while I watched that canned hair video. I couldn’t take a breath except when they paused the spraying. And then I wanted to cover my nose and mouth with my t-shirt so as to filter the fumes.

Maybe we should use canned hair spray sounds while interrogating muzzie terrorists.

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What a homo. I can’t believe it wasn’t more obvious to me years ago. All the signs were there.

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John Travolta takes it to the hair.

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It’s called ‘The Curious George Look,’ it’s come into style now that a real chimp occupies the white house.

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What a gay video! I’m going to be sick now.

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It amazing what they can do with Chia these days.

+4

Yep that one’s going straight to the Cabaret Show.

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The Daily Mail actually labeled this video “cringe worthy” without going into detail. A bit of British cheekiness I suppose.

Let’s be thankful this isn’t a toupee look that is catching on.

As for Olivia, she is a nasty piece of work. I knew someone who worked for Olivia’s now defunct Koala Blue clothing outlet. This person had first hand dealings with Olivia, who treated her employees in an atrocious manner. It was no wonder the business didn’t last long.
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20115724,00.html

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Ok, the hair thing was pretty scary but I still like Travolta. He’s been in good movies and stinkers, doesn’t take himself very seriously, has made it through some bad times and doesn’t advertise his gayness(?) like a lot of others do. In fact he seems to be downright under the radar about it. Newton-John looks pretty incredible for a 64 year old.

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can we all agree that NO MAN should die their hair?
especially liz taylor black.

+4

That was…awkward.

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rhino liner.

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With the singing, hair thing and the little ball-duster on his chin, I just couldn’t watch it anymore. Wretched.

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His hair reminds me of the velvet flocking you see on old Santa Claus decorations.

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Scientologists celebrate Christmas?

+2

Two days of media hype about how great this is and this is what they think is great?

(beats head on desk)

this is better:

http://vimeo.com/3176013

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You notice that Travolta never looked at Olivia (hot!). She’s not a male masseur.

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@Noelegy for the WIN! Thanks, honey.

I was trying to figure out WTF it reminded me of.
Chia was close…but that shit was put on with a STENCIL!
“Flocking”…damn…that’s it!

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Cool song.

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I gouged my ears out with Q-Tips trying to get this AWFUL song out of my head. If Ihad could afford a can of gasoline I would burn myself alive to escape.

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