What’s this all about? Click her dumb face and find out.
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Xavier
December 6th, 2012
I’m waiting for one of them to suggest we build a giant vacuum cleaner and put it into orbit with a hose extending down into the atmosphere to suck out all the Co2 and pump it into space.
No, that’s not a joke.
It would probably be in poor taste for me to suggest that a few feet of duct tape would be a cheaper and more effective solution for the young lady’s CO2 phobia, wouldn’t it?
+3
grayscape
December 6th, 2012
Does she also have a tampon shoved up her ass to prevent farting?
+9
Bad Brad
December 6th, 2012
We should feed them some of mt World Famous Three Bean Slow Burn Chili. It would give the something new to worry about.
Wanna bet that NONE of these socialist scumbags paid their own way? Wanna bet every dollar spent was from taxes? Wanna bet the U.N. contingent was probably paid 100% by OUR taxes?
Dear Lord,
I have a new location for the meteor strike. Any city hosting a climate change symposium.
Our nation’s universities are going to have to start dedicating a semester or two of their Poli Sci programs to train the little dumbass’ in not getting punked by people who know real science.
+4
AbigailAdams
December 6th, 2012
I see how we could turn this to our favor. It would be harder to talk with one of those things on, yes?
+3
Tracy
December 6th, 2012
JUST A GUESS: AL GORE IS A MAJOR PRODUCER OF METHANE TOO.
So in addition to reducing CO2, a hose attached to the mask & nozzled up his ass, would reduce CO2 gas & methane thereby his carbon footprint; Nobel prize justified . . . NAH, NOT REALLY!
+3
Bad Brad
December 6th, 2012
Ed Golden Shower Assner
“Hey, ah ya mind if I piss on you”
Standard answer
“Hard to do when your flat on your back unconscious you insignificant old fxck.”
+4
even steven
December 6th, 2012
Darn it… I was going to try to sell something like that to the idiots. I guess I’ll have to resort to selling “I hate capitalism” t-shirts to Occupy idiots.
+4
Sara B
December 6th, 2012
Send the gas mask to Syria….looks like they will need it first.
+6
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 6th, 2012
Those masks are nitrile-molded impressions of Janet Napolitano’s tw_t.
Those masks should not be filtering the CO2, they should be stopping the inflow of oxygen and just recirculate the exhaled CO2. Those brain surgeons will pass out in about 5 minutes and die in about 10. That will solve the carbon footprint problem.
+1
Doc
December 6th, 2012
@Xavier…I think Mel Brooks already thought of that.
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marleenna1959
December 6th, 2012
It would be really great if it would filter out their stupid words.
Xavier
December 6th, 2012
I’m waiting for one of them to suggest we build a giant vacuum cleaner and put it into orbit with a hose extending down into the atmosphere to suck out all the Co2 and pump it into space.
No, that’s not a joke.
It would probably be in poor taste for me to suggest that a few feet of duct tape would be a cheaper and more effective solution for the young lady’s CO2 phobia, wouldn’t it?
grayscape
December 6th, 2012
Does she also have a tampon shoved up her ass to prevent farting?
Bad Brad
December 6th, 2012
We should feed them some of mt World Famous Three Bean Slow Burn Chili. It would give the something new to worry about.
Moe tom
December 6th, 2012
The’re all fucking bonkers.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 6th, 2012
Wanna bet that NONE of these socialist scumbags paid their own way? Wanna bet every dollar spent was from taxes? Wanna bet the U.N. contingent was probably paid 100% by OUR taxes?
Dear Lord,
I have a new location for the meteor strike. Any city hosting a climate change symposium.
You may fire when ready.
Anonymous
December 6th, 2012
Send Triumph the insult comic dog to poop on them
MNHawk
December 6th, 2012
Our nation’s universities are going to have to start dedicating a semester or two of their Poli Sci programs to train the little dumbass’ in not getting punked by people who know real science.
AbigailAdams
December 6th, 2012
I see how we could turn this to our favor. It would be harder to talk with one of those things on, yes?
Tracy
December 6th, 2012
JUST A GUESS: AL GORE IS A MAJOR PRODUCER OF METHANE TOO.
So in addition to reducing CO2, a hose attached to the mask & nozzled up his ass, would reduce CO2 gas & methane thereby his carbon footprint; Nobel prize justified . . . NAH, NOT REALLY!
Bad Brad
December 6th, 2012
Ed Golden Shower Assner
“Hey, ah ya mind if I piss on you”
Standard answer
“Hard to do when your flat on your back unconscious you insignificant old fxck.”
even steven
December 6th, 2012
Darn it… I was going to try to sell something like that to the idiots. I guess I’ll have to resort to selling “I hate capitalism” t-shirts to Occupy idiots.
Sara B
December 6th, 2012
Send the gas mask to Syria….looks like they will need it first.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 6th, 2012
Those masks are nitrile-molded impressions of Janet Napolitano’s tw_t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ONOQnV2pzw
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Poonces
December 6th, 2012
I am your father’s codpiece.
Racist
December 6th, 2012
Boobie I’ma take your word on what J-Nap’s gorilla gash looks like. But they do look an awful lot like the cup my son wears behind the plate!
http://search.aol.com/aol/imageDetails?s_it=imageDetails&q=protective+cup&img=http%3A%2F%2Fembed.wistia.com%2Fdeliveries%2F58cd7cc6174d862997cfcdec5ae358eda1489b74.jpg%3Fimage_play_button%3Dtrue%26image_crop_resized%3D420x236&v_t=client97_searchbox&host=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.momsteam.com%2Funder-5%2Fprotective-cups-jock-straps-required-equipment-all-contact-collision-sports&width=183&height=102&thumbUrl=http%3A%2F%2Ft0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcSRpeZYoFonRQvXlHhYS1hC5yLHCGKZU7oX_M6m-LtOl4F4ovkSY-fV2No%3Aembed.wistia.com%2Fdeliveries%2F58cd7cc6174d862997cfcdec5ae358eda1489b74.jpg%253Fimage_play_button%253Dtrue%2526image_crop_resized%253D420x236&b=image%3Fpag%3DimageResultsBack%26v_t%3Dclient97_searchbox%26q%3Dprotective%2Bcup%26oreq%3D36b8e0b3ea22494293510116e2c12b09%26oreq%3Db78cd3959289435383e5698184a3e964&imgHeight=236&imgWidth=420&imgTitle=Cups+are+recommended+equipment&imgSize=18262&hostName=www.momsteam.com
Racist
December 6th, 2012
HOLY COW what a link! But it works. I don’t know why it’s so long but it just goes to a cup demo.
Moe tom
December 6th, 2012
Tracy. Gore in into the masks. The media will insist the we need them.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 6th, 2012
Those masks should not be filtering the CO2, they should be stopping the inflow of oxygen and just recirculate the exhaled CO2. Those brain surgeons will pass out in about 5 minutes and die in about 10. That will solve the carbon footprint problem.
Doc
December 6th, 2012
@Xavier…I think Mel Brooks already thought of that.
marleenna1959
December 6th, 2012
It would be really great if it would filter out their stupid words.