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´╗┐Wife kills abusive husband in self-defense only to discover ‘he’ was actually a woman wearing prosthetic penis

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Shocking surprise: When Elizabeth Rudavsky (right) killed her abusive husband (left) out of self-defense, she found out that 'he' was actually a woman wearing a prosthetic penisShocking surprise: When a woman killed her abusive husband out of self-defense, she found out that 'he' was actually a woman wearing a prosthetic penis

Am I alone here, or does the killer look like a tuna boat captain herself?

» 18 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    December 5th, 2012

    This will explain it all.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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  2. Edith McCrotch

    December 5th, 2012

    So the “husband” always talked “himself” out of a BJ…what a cunning linguist.

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  3. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 5th, 2012

    Over seven months, Angela continued to hit Elizabeth, threatening her with guns and violating her with a metal pipe.

    So Freud was right. Some women do have penis-envy. Well, it seems the lesbians do.

    Angela exercised ‘food control’ on Elizabeth, who was whipped with a horse crop, and beaten for ‘not answering questions quickly enough, not cooking supper fast enough, not sitting up straight and not acting like a lady.’

    Gee. I wonder how the liberal lesbians feel about this PSA after hearing this story?

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  4. Bad Brad

    December 5th, 2012

    Edith , you feeling alright? You look pale? You know why Polish women don’t use vibrators? They chip their teeth. My apologies to any one of Polish decent. But that is funny.

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  5. Mr Happy

    December 5th, 2012

    Anyone else here think this story does not pass the smell test?

    Lesbian relationships are notoriously abuseive and violent.

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  6. Bad Brad

    December 6th, 2012

    Smell test? LOL

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  7. Birdie Num Num

    December 6th, 2012

    I think most of these UK tabloid freakstyle stories have the same sourcing as “Batboy Marries Elvis” Weekly World News type stories.

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  8. MN Patriot

    December 6th, 2012

    Something smells fishy about this story.

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  9. Bad Brad

    December 6th, 2012

    MN Patriot, You eaten fish stick again? Ya know the old joke about the old blind gentleman walking past the fish stand, “Good morning Ladies”

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  10. MN Patriot

    December 6th, 2012

    Blind man in a bar bragging about his ability to identify any species of wood by smell.
    After countless attempts in vain by patrons to stump him the bartender has an idea.
    He gets a street walker from the corner outside and has her present her box to the mans nose.
    After a sniff he says turn it over and takes another sniff.
    He says thats a tough one but I’d have to say it’s the shit house door from a tuna boat.

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  11. no-mo-obamy

    December 6th, 2012

    YIKES !

    I guess children are out of the question now, eh?

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  12. SgtZim

    December 6th, 2012

    Really? She didn’t notice “he” never had any beard stubble (on “his” face), no adam’s apple, inexplicably large moobs…

    This world is a freak show.

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  13. Edith McCrotch

    December 6th, 2012

    @ Bad Brad…

    yeah..ima okay

    My keyboard is old and sometimes some of the letters don’t get typed into the email box so my pretty face doesn’t show up….this time it was the letter g as in gmail.

    Funny, it seems my keyboard intentionally forgot the g-spot in this thread.

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  14. WhiteFalcon1

    December 6th, 2012

    Jail her? Shit…they oughta recruit it to the CIA, I hear their still looking for a few good men!

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  15. Xavier

    December 6th, 2012

    “But I knew how to pull the wool over people’s eyes”

    And you’re still doing it, aren’t you honey?

    Yeah I’m calling bullshit. I’ve seen this type of “surprise” before when a girl I knew was attacked by her boyfriend of several months in a bar and the cops got involved. Seems he was a she. It’s ever so convenient to cover up those nasty carpet-muncher rumors and family disgrace by pretending to be the victim of a sexual hoax.

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  16. thirdtwin

    December 6th, 2012

    “She had soft hands, but she spit like a guy.”

    Ummm, no. Pickup line never heard in lesbian bars:

    “Wanna come home and see my spitting cobra?”

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  17. Dismas In Wonderland

    December 6th, 2012

    In a world where a woman has a penis
    and men take it up the ass
    Same sex legislation
    Is pouring on the gas

    The flames are reaching higher
    they want to take my nuts
    for speaking out in public
    against the greedy sluts

    don’t ask, don’t tell
    is the army’s motto now
    because if you don’t agree
    the queers will have a cow

    so grab your ankles America
    this is the new paradigm
    and if you don’t buckle under
    you’ll end up doing time

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  18. Barney Frank's niece

    December 6th, 2012

    Yes, I would support them marrying and adopting children.
    They are certainly just like the rest of us.

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