Home - by BigFurHat - December 5, 2012 - 23:07 America/New_York - 18 Comments
Wife kills abusive husband in self-defense only to discover ‘he’ was actually a woman wearing prosthetic penis
Am I alone here, or does the killer look like a tuna boat captain herself?
December 5th, 2012
This will explain it all.
So the “husband” always talked “himself” out of a BJ…what a cunning linguist.
Stranded in Sonoma
Over seven months, Angela continued to hit Elizabeth, threatening her with guns and violating her with a metal pipe.
So Freud was right. Some women do have penis-envy. Well, it seems the lesbians do.
Angela exercised ‘food control’ on Elizabeth, who was whipped with a horse crop, and beaten for ‘not answering questions quickly enough, not cooking supper fast enough, not sitting up straight and not acting like a lady.’
Gee. I wonder how the liberal lesbians feel about this PSA after hearing this story?
Edith , you feeling alright? You look pale? You know why Polish women don’t use vibrators? They chip their teeth. My apologies to any one of Polish decent. But that is funny.
Anyone else here think this story does not pass the smell test?
Lesbian relationships are notoriously abuseive and violent.
December 6th, 2012
Smell test? LOL
Birdie Num Num
I think most of these UK tabloid freakstyle stories have the same sourcing as “Batboy Marries Elvis” Weekly World News type stories.
Something smells fishy about this story.
MN Patriot, You eaten fish stick again? Ya know the old joke about the old blind gentleman walking past the fish stand, “Good morning Ladies”
Blind man in a bar bragging about his ability to identify any species of wood by smell.
After countless attempts in vain by patrons to stump him the bartender has an idea.
He gets a street walker from the corner outside and has her present her box to the mans nose.
After a sniff he says turn it over and takes another sniff.
He says thats a tough one but I’d have to say it’s the shit house door from a tuna boat.
I guess children are out of the question now, eh?
Really? She didn’t notice “he” never had any beard stubble (on “his” face), no adam’s apple, inexplicably large moobs…
This world is a freak show.
@ Bad Brad…
My keyboard is old and sometimes some of the letters don’t get typed into the email box so my pretty face doesn’t show up….this time it was the letter g as in gmail.
Funny, it seems my keyboard intentionally forgot the g-spot in this thread.
Jail her? Shit…they oughta recruit it to the CIA, I hear their still looking for a few good men!
“But I knew how to pull the wool over people’s eyes”
And you’re still doing it, aren’t you honey?
Yeah I’m calling bullshit. I’ve seen this type of “surprise” before when a girl I knew was attacked by her boyfriend of several months in a bar and the cops got involved. Seems he was a she. It’s ever so convenient to cover up those nasty carpet-muncher rumors and family disgrace by pretending to be the victim of a sexual hoax.
“She had soft hands, but she spit like a guy.”
Ummm, no. Pickup line never heard in lesbian bars:
“Wanna come home and see my spitting cobra?”
Dismas In Wonderland
In a world where a woman has a penis
and men take it up the ass
Same sex legislation
Is pouring on the gas
The flames are reaching higher
they want to take my nuts
for speaking out in public
against the greedy sluts
don’t ask, don’t tell
is the army’s motto now
because if you don’t agree
the queers will have a cow
so grab your ankles America
this is the new paradigm
and if you don’t buckle under
you’ll end up doing time
Barney Frank's niece
Yes, I would support them marrying and adopting children.
They are certainly just like the rest of us.
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