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How President Obama Will Honor Kate Middleton and the Royal Birth
Obama recently “honored” Rosa Parks, and Neil Armstrong when he died.
Months ago I did a post about how he worked himself into the bios of every former president going back to Calvin Coolidge… Why would this be different?
No word on whether the President plans on sending a shower gift of DVDs or an iPod loaded with his speeches.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 5th, 2012
You’re close. It will be a picture of her in the stirrups and Oblowme’s head popping out of her vajayjay.
IronyCurtain
December 5th, 2012
Poor thing… punished with a baby.
Xavier
December 5th, 2012
Barry’s shower present will be a digital photo frame with all of his halo shots alternating with Kate’s topless pictures. A matching gift for the Queen, of course.
CrustyB
December 5th, 2012
He should be holding an pair of forceps and a spinal syringe filled with potassium chloride.
Troy
December 5th, 2012
One thing to be thankful for is that Chicago didn’t get the 2016 Olympics.
Can you imagine???
Anonymous
December 5th, 2012
Kate Middleton does not need a visit from Teh Won™.
She was already admitted to the hospital with HG**.
Anonymous
December 5th, 2012
**Hyperemesis gravidarum (HG) is a severe, debilitating nausea and vomiting in pregnancy
LibertyMilitia
December 5th, 2012
Hey Duke, you didn’t build that!
RedNeckRobot
December 5th, 2012
She can get that taken care of for free with a quick trip to the local Planned Parenthood.
wrpspeed
December 5th, 2012
Wiil the baby look like Trayvon Martin?
KF
December 5th, 2012
I call fake, 0bama ain’t gettin’ near any half nekkid woman.
norman einstein
December 5th, 2012
Awwww….what a shame that Kate’s going to be punished with a baby.
Death_By_Farts
December 5th, 2012
Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit about them or their baby??
While I wish them good fortune, and a long life, I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THEM…
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
December 5th, 2012
Yup, she chose to be punished
mossberg12gal
December 5th, 2012
of course, our royalty likes to hang with the other royalty!