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Doug Ross

How President Obama Will Honor Kate Middleton and the Royal Birth

The Looking Spoon:

Obama recently “honored” Rosa Parks, and Neil Armstrong when he died.

Months ago I did a post about how he worked himself into the bios of every former president going back to Calvin Coolidge… Why would this be different?

No word on whether the President plans on sending a shower gift of DVDs or an iPod loaded with his speeches.

 

» 15 Comments

  1. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 5th, 2012

    You’re close. It will be a picture of her in the stirrups and Oblowme’s head popping out of her vajayjay.

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  2. IronyCurtain

    December 5th, 2012

    Poor thing… punished with a baby.

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  3. Xavier

    December 5th, 2012

    Barry’s shower present will be a digital photo frame with all of his halo shots alternating with Kate’s topless pictures. A matching gift for the Queen, of course.

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  4. CrustyB

    December 5th, 2012

    He should be holding an pair of forceps and a spinal syringe filled with potassium chloride.

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  5. Troy

    December 5th, 2012

    One thing to be thankful for is that Chicago didn’t get the 2016 Olympics.
    Can you imagine???

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  6. Anonymous

    December 5th, 2012

    Kate Middleton does not need a visit from Teh Won™.
    She was already admitted to the hospital with HG**.

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  7. Anonymous

    December 5th, 2012

    **Hyperemesis gravidarum (HG) is a severe, debilitating nausea and vomiting in pregnancy

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  8. LibertyMilitia

    December 5th, 2012

    Hey Duke, you didn’t build that!

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  9. RedNeckRobot

    December 5th, 2012

    She can get that taken care of for free with a quick trip to the local Planned Parenthood.

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  10. wrpspeed

    December 5th, 2012

    Wiil the baby look like Trayvon Martin?

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  11. KF

    December 5th, 2012

    I call fake, 0bama ain’t gettin’ near any half nekkid woman.

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  12. norman einstein

    December 5th, 2012

    Awwww….what a shame that Kate’s going to be punished with a baby.

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  13. Death_By_Farts

    December 5th, 2012

    Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit about them or their baby??

    While I wish them good fortune, and a long life, I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THEM…

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  14. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 5th, 2012

    Yup, she chose to be punished

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  15. mossberg12gal

    December 5th, 2012

    of course, our royalty likes to hang with the other royalty!

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