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It’s carte blanche for the police to pull over any motorist for no reason other than “unsafe eating”.

Welcome to 1939.

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It is possible to eat and drive in a pretty safe manner, particularly when the driving environment isn’t bad. It is possible to eat and drive in an unsafe manner too. The problem is that these specific laws don’t allow for any judgement. Which is what judges are supposed to do – use their judgement for the current case. Every police unit should have a camera by now, and cops should be able to simply submit video with their account of why the driver was a danger to himself and to others. Stop making all these specific laws, and enforce basic reckless driving!

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Ma’am, my surplus TSA spectrometer shows you committed a one cheek sneak about a half a mile back.

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An Agenda 21 town perhaps?

Pretty soon the left will ban smoking tobacco while driving, but give awards to those who smoke pot while driving.

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Scratch that off of Michelle’s possible vacation spots.

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“Amber alerts”…
They installed digital message boards above the Baltimore beltway a few years back. Every time they place a message on the boards the traffic grinds to a halt at each one. Quite often, there are rear-ender accidents at these traffic jams due to some dumbass focusing on the sign and not paying attention to the road.

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So you can eat your own boogers in Huron, just don’t do it while driving.

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And the next thing you know, they’ll ban eating while sitting on your sofa because you can’t control the TV clicker and eat at the same time, dontcha know.

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“fine for distracted driving $15.”
So Stevie Wonder gets a pass?

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I once was run off the road and into the ditch by a soccer mom in a Ford Expedition who failed to yield the right of way–and then swerved into my lane–because she was turned around fussing with her daughter in the back seat. I got a real good look at her before she hit me; she never even saw me. Are we now going to ban driving with kids in the back seat?

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@Noelegy,
If everybody adhered to the left’s mandate for birth control, gay marriage, and abortion there would be no children in the back seat to distract a driver.

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SD? isn’t that under Dashole ND?

So it only affects 25 people.

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Hot chicks on sidewalks need banning. One Mega distraction.

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Farting in church should be illegal. Of course if you worship Satan at your local mosque it would be encouraged and you should bean-up hours before Friday prayers.

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It always ends up to get to us smokers.

The law will eventually be revised to include banning smoking while driving…then the fast food lobby will pay off the politicians to revise the ban (citing a commerce clause)which will remove the food eating ban(and anything else) but leave the smoking ban in place.

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This is near me, and I agree with this one. If you come flying at me at any speed, you need both dick beaters on the wheel, not on your Big Mac.

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Debbie, Is a dick beater the same thing as a penis pummeler? You should see the idiots where I live Texting in traffic. It’s actually fun to watch.

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Hey, I like a good barbecue while at the wheel as much as the next guy.

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I’ll bet they’d consider getting a blowjob or cocksucking dangerous while driving too, but being same sex city commisioners might start getting tickets…they’ll let that 1 slide.

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SMOKING IN YOUR OWN CAR WILL BE OUTLAWED.

y’all quit cryin’, it’s bad for the upholstery… hurts your resale

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@we know you hate people who don’t believe as you do democrat,
SMOKING IN YOUR OWN CAR WILL BE OUTLAWED.

y’all quit cryin’, it’s bad for the upholstery… hurts your resale.

That didn’t take to awful long to flush out a polesmoking troll.
Its not your freaking money, polesmoking and spreading aids raises your rates and mine likewise, so wheres your outrage or call for a ban on it?

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To two posts up:

Anyone who hates the good people of the world is easy to dismiss and pick out of a crowd.

Never hired an immature hateful ass that hates what’s good in the world. Never will. Not good for business.

You will always be unhappy and full of negativity trying to bring everyone down to your level.

Next.

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Why you hatin’ ?

Who ever said I was going to resale my car?

Grab your opinion with both dick beaters and shove it up your presumptious ass.

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NAW Edith….”i hate blah blah” would love shoving his own dick up his ass or anyone else’s for that matter….he will take all he can take up his manhole,…Oboobiephile POS…

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