Home - by @Mr_Pinko - December 4, 2012 - 02:22 America/New_York - 34 Comments
December 4th, 2012
HAHAHA! GREAT JOB!
My limited cognitive powers prevent me from usually coming up with such a snappy answer to these idiots.
I hope Morgan gets mugged by someone with a pencil.
Aye, laddie. Your smug arse got bitch slapped.
That is the best comeback I have read in ages. I bet it was lost on this clown.
YES!!! That was beautiful!
Muskets were the assault rifle of their time.
He does realize that by his logic, the First Amendment was intended to be a free press that used ink and printing presses, not the internet, Twitter, Facebook, Text Messaging….
What a douche.
He’s frantically paging through the constitution looking for “muskets”.
Or even television! Oh wait that’s not being used for the first Amendment. My bad.
Stirrin the B.S.
And that is how you win this battle. Throw their bullshit right back at them.
He really can’t help it. He is with the majority of Englishmen who have lost their testicles and are reduced to being “snippy” in regards to anyone or anything defending freedom and showing patriotism.
All you have to do is look at the UK and the rest of Europe and you will see what years of secularism, socialism and tolerance will bring you;
I don’t think Piers is a complete idiot, he seems to be a thinker… but he’s undoubtedly having a hard time getting past his Bri’ish socialist establishment background.
I would hope he might come around and see the light, I don’t want to cast him away so fast.
OH! OH! OH! THE BURN!!!
@super toe–Amen. BTW, Tommy Robinson is still in jail on trumped-up charges. All hail the new overlords.
And I propose that Piers be referred to from now on as Muskets Morgan whenever his name pops up in the news.
That’s way the Constitution says “arms” and not “muskets” asshole. No wonder we kicked your ass in that War.
eternal ¼ cracker p
Anytime a leftard uses the word “Fact.” as a complete sentence you know the opposite is true. Fact.
Nothing creates such a warm, fuzzy feeling as seeing Piers Morgan literally get bitch slapped.
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He wants to be all “literal” with the constitution, then the words separation of church and state are no where in the document. Yet, people like him quote it as if it is.
The Brits tend to be a little confused and sensitive about that whole U.S. Constitution thing anyway.
Let’s see, this guy is from England, right?
Who gives a fuck what he says or thinks?
Jason in SD
Amen, twitter-er! The “well regulated militia” clause is often misunderstood. The meaning of the word “regulated” does not mean “choked by oppressive laws,” it means “whatever they have, we have” which, yes, does mean that civilians should have the ability to acquire tanks and nukes.
Because “they” will eventually be whoever has force impervious to retaliation–even if that “they” was at one time “us.”
Audrey Hepburn – “Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!”
As Charlton Heston once said, you can’t make imaginary exceptions to the Bill of Rights. Saying that the 2nd Amendment only protects certain kinds of guns is like saying the 1st Amendment only protects some religions or forms of speech but not others.
Freedom-hating Brits like Piers Morgan are the very reason liberty-loving patriots laid down their lives to create the former United States of America in the first place.
From the Comments:
“I had a similar argument once with a lefty who thought he was clever. He said that the 2nd Amendment should only cover the types of weapons available at the time it was written.
I told him if that was the case, then freedom of the press should only cover types of media available at the time, such as hand setting type, manual presses and the like. No electronic powered presses and certainly no radio or television (the Internet didn’t exist at the time of this discussion). He didn’t like my idea.”
Piers Morgan is a prissy little effete phony.
I mean…just LOOK at him!
The presumed expert on the US Constitution, Piers Morgan, is having a bit of difficulty understanding the english language. He seems to be baffled with the phrase, “shall not be infringed” and can not comprehend the meaning of the word, NOT. Piers Morgan is just another pompous fool, who in his own mind believes he is better than everyone else.
Most excellent! You can lead a liberal to the truth….but you can’t make him think.
Bob, you’re right Piers is NOT a complete idiot there are some parts missing…frontal lobes!
Just why the fuck is this limey piece of shit relevant to what’s going on in OUR country anyway?
Canadians will understand this…think Corner Gas
how bout that
excellent, supertoe!! love that so many are in the know
I thought I heard the echo of a bitch-slap…!
“I hope Morgan gets mugged by someone with
I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him by
someone armed with a marshmallow.
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