Home - by Cardigan - December 4, 2012 - 23:45 America/New_York - 23 Comments
December 4th, 2012
Twinkies are gone?
December 5th, 2012
Anti-Christmas types banned the Nativity scene, Christmas trees and Santa in his town?
I just found out that Obama is Santa Claus.
The worse thing happened. Fatass showed up at his school today and told all the students that Santa had a heart attack and is dead. The caused was due to his being obese. Her gift to each student was a very long candy cane striped sock filled with raw broccoli and lemons. Poor kid.
BFH, is that you?
He just found out how much he owes for the current admins spending and fucked up fiscal policies years down the road.
One of which is Santa Claus is broke and filed for bankruptcy protection.
He found out that they will be living in the van down by the river and their will be no gifts this year as Santa is out of a job.
Young Alan Grayson perhaps?
Big bugger under his nose. Oh shit, never mind, something on my screen.
“How many observe Christ’s birth-day! How few, his precepts! O! ’tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.”
what’ wrong? shithead grew up to be alan fukcing grayson that’s what’s wrong
Boobie the Rocket Dog
I wanted Christmas, not seasons greetings.
He just found out that, as an entrepreneur, St. Nick has been targeted by the IRS and the Obama administration and that the only thing under his tree will be the cheap Power Ranger toy out of a 2002 Happy Meal.
$52,052.63? $52,052.63? Where the fuck am I going to get $52,052.63? Fucking liberals. Fucking Obama.
I’d be pissed, too, if my photo was on that lame background. That design is from, what, about 1962?
He found out that WinTheFuture really means his future is being snarfed by a gluttonous First “Lady”
“Before the bacon strips were able to react, the slithering green tendrils had completely ensnared them.”
The mobile phne he got from obama for voting for him ,says he wants it back.
Photographer: “C’mon, SMILE, kid!”
Kid: “Fuck you, asshole! At recess, I’m goin’ over the wall.”
Obama re-elected and to top it off Mooshelle is screwing with my school lunch
No one with sideburns cares to be patronized with a squeeky toy.
That Maddow fella was a cutie when he was a kid, huh?
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