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  1. old_oaks

    December 4th, 2012

    Twinkies are gone?

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  2. conservative cowgirl

    December 5th, 2012

    Anti-Christmas types banned the Nativity scene, Christmas trees and Santa in his town?

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  3. aleon

    December 5th, 2012

    I just found out that Obama is Santa Claus.

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  4. Bad Brad

    December 5th, 2012

    Hemroids.

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  5. Jorel Lives!

    December 5th, 2012

    The worse thing happened. Fatass showed up at his school today and told all the students that Santa had a heart attack and is dead. The caused was due to his being obese. Her gift to each student was a very long candy cane striped sock filled with raw broccoli and lemons. Poor kid.

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  6. MaryfromMarin

    December 5th, 2012

    BFH, is that you?

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  7. Nutjob

    December 5th, 2012

    He just found out how much he owes for the current admins spending and fucked up fiscal policies years down the road.
    One of which is Santa Claus is broke and filed for bankruptcy protection.

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  8. Melody

    December 5th, 2012

    He found out that they will be living in the van down by the river and their will be no gifts this year as Santa is out of a job.

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  9. whom

    December 5th, 2012

    Young Alan Grayson perhaps?

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  10. Bad Brad

    December 5th, 2012

    Big bugger under his nose. Oh shit, never mind, something on my screen.

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  11. MN Patriot

    December 5th, 2012

    “How many observe Christ’s birth-day! How few, his precepts! O! ’tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.”
    Benjamin Franklin.

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  12. deli doug

    December 5th, 2012

    what’ wrong? shithead grew up to be alan fukcing grayson that’s what’s wrong

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  13. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 5th, 2012

    I wanted Christmas, not seasons greetings.

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  14. J-Mac

    December 5th, 2012

    He just found out that, as an entrepreneur, St. Nick has been targeted by the IRS and the Obama administration and that the only thing under his tree will be the cheap Power Ranger toy out of a 2002 Happy Meal.

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  15. Xavier

    December 5th, 2012

    $52,052.63? $52,052.63? Where the fuck am I going to get $52,052.63? Fucking liberals. Fucking Obama.

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  16. thirdtwin

    December 5th, 2012

    I’d be pissed, too, if my photo was on that lame background. That design is from, what, about 1962?

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  17. IMPEACH Obama

    December 5th, 2012

    He found out that WinTheFuture really means his future is being snarfed by a gluttonous First “Lady”

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  18. thirdtwin

    December 5th, 2012

    “Before the bacon strips were able to react, the slithering green tendrils had completely ensnared them.”

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  19. Tedjusant

    December 5th, 2012

    The mobile phne he got from obama for voting for him ,says he wants it back.

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  20. norman einstein

    December 5th, 2012

    Photographer: “C’mon, SMILE, kid!”

    Kid: “Fuck you, asshole! At recess, I’m goin’ over the wall.”

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  21. wrpspeed

    December 5th, 2012

    Obama re-elected and to top it off Mooshelle is screwing with my school lunch

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  22. JPK

    December 5th, 2012

    No one with sideburns cares to be patronized with a squeeky toy.

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  23. tucsondon

    December 5th, 2012

    That Maddow fella was a cutie when he was a kid, huh?

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