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BEST BARTENDER JOKE EVER!

Home - by - December 2, 2012 - 15:35 America/New_York - 17 Comments

A Lawyer, an Illegal Alien, a Pathological Liar, a Racist, a Muslim, a Communist, an Elitist, a Sexist and an Egomaniac walk into a BAR.

Bartender asks….
“What’ll it be, Mr. President?”

» 17 Comments

  1. Shiite from Shinola

    December 2nd, 2012

    Don’t forget the asshole

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  2. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 2nd, 2012

    It is the best joke ever. I’ve been telling that one for 9 months already. Where have you been?

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  3. anon ahole

    December 2nd, 2012

    is the bar at the bottom of the sea??

    meanwhile: then there’s THIS::

    Suicide bombers attack U.S. base in ashcanistan

    http://www.reuters.com/article/comments/idUSBRE8B100X20121202

    G’DDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

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  4. Anonymous

    December 2nd, 2012

    No ghey?

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  5. Bob M.

    December 2nd, 2012

    You forgot, “Sack o’ shit”…

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  6. Tragic Redemption (formerly muddjuice)

    December 2nd, 2012

    Left out homosexual, dog eater, mom pants wearer and narcissist……..

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  7. Marry John Grab Ankles

    December 2nd, 2012

    That’s a lot of personalities to carry around. He’s crazy too!

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  8. Tim

    December 2nd, 2012

    Drug addled, Hitlerite, Sodomite …

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  9. Weldor

    December 2nd, 2012

    You left out coward…

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  10. Wraith

    December 2nd, 2012

    “You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful–!!”

    :D

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  11. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 2nd, 2012

    Leave off “lawyer”…he turned in his law license before it was revoked. :evil:

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  12. old_oaks

    December 2nd, 2012

    A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar.

    Bartender asks….
    “What’ll it be, Mr. Romney?”

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  13. Moe tom

    December 2nd, 2012

    Mr. Pinko. Left out hacker golfer, cheatin’ mudderfulker.

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  14. Moe tom

    December 2nd, 2012

    Ah shit, You forgot well spoken, articulate, good lookin’ black guy who don’t have no negro accent.

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  15. old_oaks

    December 2nd, 2012

    “dialect” tom, “dialect.”

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  16. Jethro

    December 2nd, 2012

    You forgot:
    drug user
    HIV carrier

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  17. flip

    December 4th, 2012

    Harry Reid and Mitt Romney stand before a crowd of Democrats.

    They scream at Romney:

    “We won’t vote for you because you’re a Mormon!”

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