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ME, I’m with you!! Not only today but tomorrow and the next tomorrow, etc.

This is my personal pledge to not engage in any behaviors that have been proven to cause aids, until Aids is defeated. It seems this is the least I can do the end this highly unfairly selective disease.
P.S. There is a very, very strong possibility that once aids is defeated, I will still hold to my personal pledge.

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I plan to keep mine locked up all day long . . .

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AIDS: “Anally Injected Death Sentence”

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Asshole Infected Don’t Screw!

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I haven’t seen any Happy Aids Day cards at Hallmark yet, but I’ll bet their coming.

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Fabulous! Funny how the same strategy might work as a replacement for one used by the pathetic teenaged girls who are being taught to negotiate for condoms.

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As long as we as a nation refuse to learn from history, all in the name of diversity and inclusion, we will never admit to the real cure for AIDS. We will continue to throw billions and trillions of tax payer dollars at the problem instead of telling the fanny fondlers to stop putting their penis in the anus!!

Oh for the good old days when we used to call it like it was when it came to fecal sex. Now we denote a day on the calendar and celebrate it!

As it has been said: If America doesn’t repent, and soon, God will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah!

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Perhaps an easy instructional booklet would suffice.
Tab [A] belongs in slot {B], it is never rammed of jammed into Hole [A].

California is doing it’s part, the roads system are covered with signs that say “Exit, do not enter”.

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Hear, Hear, IC!!

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I’m still waiting for the massive pandemic of heterosexual AIDS that was supposed to happen in 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992…

Personally, if the gov’t is going to spend money on curing diseases, they should do that spending according to the number of deaths the disease causes each year. So the top 15 would get the most money.

1. Diseases of heart
2. Malignant neoplasms (cancer)
3. Chronic lower respiratory diseases
4. Cerebrovascular diseases (stroke)
5. Accidents (any injuries that are unintentional)
6. Alzheimer’s disease
7. Diabetes mellitus
8. Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis (kidney disease)
9. Influenza and pneumonia
10. Intentional self-harm (suicide)
11. Septicemia
12. Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis
13. Essential hypertension and hypertensive renal disease
14. Parkinson’s disease
15. Pneumonitis due to solids and liquids

You’ll notice that AIDS isn’t on this list and that all cancers have been grouped together. If you separate out the types of cancer, breast cancer doesn’t hit the top 20. Though as a country, we spend more on AIDS and BC research than almost anything else on this list.

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AIDS has Hollyweird behind it…heart disease, cancer, Alzheimers, etc….meh.

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Today is Richard Pryor’s birthday and it is also the day that hippies shop for their Kwanza Cactus.
I’m going to be lighting my Kwanza thorny bush on fire in honor of Richard Pryor and his pyrotechnic hobbies.

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Brilliant!

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