» News

iOTW AIDS Day Classic From This Day in 2009

Home - by - December 1, 2012 - 13:46 America/New_York - 14 Comments

» 14 Comments

  1. AvgDude

    December 1st, 2012

    Top three ways to catch AIDS:

    1. Engage in unprotected sex, especially anal sex.

    2. Engage in IV drug abuse and share needles with an HIV infected fellow addict.

    3. Get a blood transfusion from someone in the first two groups.

    Cure (according to the airhead hordes):

    Lots and lots of other people’s money combined with no change in one’s own high risk personal behavior.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  2. Browns44

    December 1st, 2012

    ME, I’m with you!! Not only today but tomorrow and the next tomorrow, etc.

    This is my personal pledge to not engage in any behaviors that have been proven to cause aids, until Aids is defeated. It seems this is the least I can do the end this highly unfairly selective disease.
    P.S. There is a very, very strong possibility that once aids is defeated, I will still hold to my personal pledge.

    Thumb up +6

     
  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 1st, 2012

    I plan to keep mine locked up all day long . . .

    Thumb up +2

     
  4. michellesbigbeaver

    December 1st, 2012

    AIDS: “Anally Injected Death Sentence”

    Thumb up +8

     
  5. Doc

    December 1st, 2012

    Asshole Infected Don’t Screw!

    Thumb up +5

     
  6. Doc

    December 1st, 2012

    I haven’t seen any Happy Aids Day cards at Hallmark yet, but I’ll bet their coming.

    Thumb up +6

     
  7. AbigailAdams

    December 1st, 2012

    Fabulous! Funny how the same strategy might work as a replacement for one used by the pathetic teenaged girls who are being taught to negotiate for condoms.

    Thumb up +3

     
  8. fullcirclethinker

    December 1st, 2012

    As long as we as a nation refuse to learn from history, all in the name of diversity and inclusion, we will never admit to the real cure for AIDS. We will continue to throw billions and trillions of tax payer dollars at the problem instead of telling the fanny fondlers to stop putting their penis in the anus!!

    Oh for the good old days when we used to call it like it was when it came to fecal sex. Now we denote a day on the calendar and celebrate it!

    As it has been said: If America doesn’t repent, and soon, God will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah!

    Thumb up +3

     
  9. Extirpates

    December 1st, 2012

    Perhaps an easy instructional booklet would suffice.
    Tab [A] belongs in slot {B], it is never rammed of jammed into Hole [A].

    California is doing it’s part, the roads system are covered with signs that say “Exit, do not enter”.

    Thumb up +3

     
  10. well done

    December 1st, 2012

    Hear, Hear, IC!!

    Thumb up 0

     
  11. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 1st, 2012

    I’m still waiting for the massive pandemic of heterosexual AIDS that was supposed to happen in 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992…

    Personally, if the gov’t is going to spend money on curing diseases, they should do that spending according to the number of deaths the disease causes each year. So the top 15 would get the most money.

    1. Diseases of heart
    2. Malignant neoplasms (cancer)
    3. Chronic lower respiratory diseases
    4. Cerebrovascular diseases (stroke)
    5. Accidents (any injuries that are unintentional)
    6. Alzheimer’s disease
    7. Diabetes mellitus
    8. Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis (kidney disease)
    9. Influenza and pneumonia
    10. Intentional self-harm (suicide)
    11. Septicemia
    12. Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis
    13. Essential hypertension and hypertensive renal disease
    14. Parkinson’s disease
    15. Pneumonitis due to solids and liquids

    You’ll notice that AIDS isn’t on this list and that all cancers have been grouped together. If you separate out the types of cancer, breast cancer doesn’t hit the top 20. Though as a country, we spend more on AIDS and BC research than almost anything else on this list.

    Thumb up +5

     
  12. Steaming Pyle

    December 1st, 2012

    AIDS has Hollyweird behind it…heart disease, cancer, Alzheimers, etc….meh.

    Thumb up +1

     
  13. Self-Loading Hippie Cannon

    December 1st, 2012

    Today is Richard Pryor’s birthday and it is also the day that hippies shop for their Kwanza Cactus.
    I’m going to be lighting my Kwanza thorny bush on fire in honor of Richard Pryor and his pyrotechnic hobbies.

    Thumb up +1

     
  14. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 2nd, 2012

    Brilliant!

    Thumb up 0