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Other have begun to 'Breastfeed In Solidarity' with their fellow Airmen

Others have begun to
‘Breastfeed In Solidarity’ with their fellow Airmen

CAMP HORNO, CA – A pair of breastfeeding airmen outside the infantry barracks at Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton “aren’t fooling anyone,” according to Gunnery Sergeant Leon Rashaun of 1st Battalion 4th Marines.

The mothers, Senior Airman Rebecca Henderson and Airman First Class Emily Rowe, who are normally stationed at Edwards Air Force Base, have been coming by every day for the past two months, which, according to Gunny Rashaun, “is exactly how long both their husbands have been deployed overseas.”

Both women waved at the Gunnery Sergeant, prompting him to give a forced smile through gritted teeth.

Senior Airman Henderson then asked if Alpha Company had come back from their field operation yet.

Airman First Class Rowe then laughed and reminded her that Alpha Company had been in the field last week and Charlie Company was out this week.

“I’m just so happy to be out here with my son Seth,” Senior Airman Henderson said, nursing her infant in front of a large crowd of Marines.

“The Marines here have been so supportive, asking if they can carry my son’s diaper bag, help burp him, massage my shoulders, that sort of thing.”

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  1. Bad Brad

    December 1st, 2012

    OMG, the second amendment becomes more important every day. TIME OUT, I NEED TO BREAST FEED.

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  2. MaryfromMarin

    December 1st, 2012

    @Brad–

    O/T–if you want to hear the sound of one hand clapping, check back on the Student Loan Bubble thread.

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  3. Edith McCrotch

    December 1st, 2012

    heh heh…the comment section is funny.

    A woman arguing that women and men are equal.

    She said that men and women are EQUAL just different.

    EQUAL in WHAT ways madame?

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  4. Bad Brad

    December 1st, 2012

    Hi Mary. I was there. I went way past my limits trying to reach out. I don’t think she’s a progressive. I don’t know what the hell. Maybe Rabies. I tapped out. Something is seriously wrong.

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    December 1st, 2012

    Oh, most definitely.

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  6. Nutjob

    December 2nd, 2012

    They pull them puppies out in front of me and I’d look like Hank from Me, Myself and Irene.

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  7. Bad Brad

    December 2nd, 2012

    Nutjob. Hey bro, why ya think they call it camp HORNO?

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  8. Nutjob

    December 2nd, 2012

    Nutjob. Hey bro, why ya think they call it camp HORNO?

    I know, I’m a sexists. We are equal, but they definately are differant, and you can damn sure bet they know it and use that differance (vajayjay and hooters) to get what they want.

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  9. Bad Brad

    December 2nd, 2012

    We are not equal. Men are physically superior to women by a great margin. That’s just the way it is. And it’s our job to protect them. You can call me an ass hole, but I can prove it all day long. Women do not belong near combat. End result, you will get men killed.

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  10. Jack Daniels

    December 2nd, 2012

    Bad BRad,

    I could not agree with you more. It is maddening how they claim to be equal, and yet they are not required to perform or obtain the same physical requirements as men in military training, as a fire fighter, or police.

    For fifty years we have been told that men are useless, incompetent, etc, ad nauseam, and YET they expect men to fight and defend them, and always asking; ‘where are all the men’?!!

    I’ll tell you where we are, covering our own ass because we have been told that women folk can do the same job, just as well or better than men, but when the rubber hits the road, they can’t.

    You can’t watch a show, a movie or a commercial that doesn’t portrait a woman superior to men in ass kicking combat. The problem is most women have bought into the Resident Evil, Laura Croft meme, and see themselves in this light…until reality hits them smack between the eyes…then they expect the menfolk to step up to the plate, and get pissed off if we refuse.

    Now, that said, any conservative man knows a good conservative woman can kick butt and handle a weapon, but they also know and expects a man to do, and be able to do his job as a fighter and protector. They are helpers, support, not, the alpha male.

    The first question I will ask a woman in a post-apocalyptic world will be: liberal or conservative? If they answer liberal…you’re on your own baby!

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  11. Edith McCrotch

    December 2nd, 2012

    I refuse to support or buy any product where the commercial portrays white men as the retards, incompotent idiots, wimps, assholes etc. only to be saved by a woman or a minority.

    Here is a short list of a much larger list …

    Progressive Insurance
    Allstate Insurance
    State Farm Insurance
    Radio Shack
    Verizon
    McDonalds

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  12. Edith McCrotch

    December 2nd, 2012

    Those are companies that CONSTANTLY portray white men in a negative way.

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  13. Gina

    December 2nd, 2012

    ..Needlessly provocative and obnoxious. Our military would be much better off without silly distractions from women and gay people.

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  14. Dano

    December 2nd, 2012

    I said it once, and I’ll say it again. Will you PLEASE get those babies out of the way!

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  15. Dadof3

    December 2nd, 2012

    Sorry, I’m still not getting the “Not fooling anyone” angle.

    :?:

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  16. phl in philly

    December 2nd, 2012

    the 2nd amendment is good for a pair of howitzerz?? holie zhit!

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  17. ronnie b

    December 2nd, 2012

    “Here is a short list ”

    you right, edith, there’re lots of electronics stores and hardwares stores and truck stores that need to bbe on that list

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  18. no-mo-obamy

    December 2nd, 2012

    DANG!

    Am I the only one that just likes tittys for titty’s sake?’

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  19. Doc

    December 2nd, 2012

    No-Mo aside from maybe a few “Metros” or the occasional “Limp Wrist” that may show up here, I’d say pretty much all of us guys here like titties!

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