Due to a rash of Democrats falling over the fiscal cliff edges, the US Park Service along
with OSHA has temporarily closed any park in the US with an scenic overlook
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
With pressure building from within Congress about a fiscal cliff, and concerns voiced by OSHA,
the US National Park service has temporarily closed all parks in the US with unfenced overlooks
citing the dangers to the public.
OSHA spokesperson Nancy Redcone, says a recent spate of party faithful falling from unfenced fall
offs has sparked the emergency ruling prompting the US National Park Service to close almost
700 parks to visitors until safety railing were in place.
A spokesman for the trial lawyers association, and member of the Dewey, Cheatumn,and Howe
law firm in Washington had this to say…”It’s a threat to all Americans when they blindly approach
the fiscal cliff especially when blinded by political theater and partisan politics.”
In recent weeks reports of ‘Democrat sheeple’ falling from unguarded overlooks has increased.
Many point to the euphoric distraction of an Obama second term seemingly blinding many visitors
which causing them to step out over the edge.
The National Park Service promises quick action to guard against catastrophe and has
awarded a contract to Larry’s Fence Service of Rome, Georgia to begin work on fencing the
complete edges of the Grand Canyon as the first project to forestall falling over cliffs problems.
Davis Axlegrease, an advisor to President Obama, says federal stimulus funds will be a used to
construct the safety barrier and monies will be pulled from fence projects on the US southern border
to facilitate safer national parks.
According to a statement released by Axlegrease…”We don’t want our well educated and
trained sheeple to fall over something as silly as a fiscal cliff, so your president will actually
save lives in the end.”
eternal ¼ cracker p
December 1st, 2012
baaa baaa black sheep.
I can’t say anything without being racist. Even my name is racist after I gave back three quarters.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
December 1st, 2012
Most sheep are not even that stupid.
Angrymike
December 1st, 2012
The Republicans should stop the payments to the fence company, if enough stupid ppl fall off the cliffs in America, maybe they would win an election………..
Carlos The Jackal
December 1st, 2012
The NPS is no longer our friend, either.
MaryfromMarin
December 1st, 2012
The graphic reminds me of Monty Python–both “MP and the Holy Grail” and the Killer Sheep episode of MP’s Flying Circus.
Blink
December 2nd, 2012
The parasites don’t want the host to perish. If the host escapes, by death or other means, there’s nothing left to suck the life out of. otoh – if the parasites want to jump off I don’t see a problem or why we ought to stand in their way.
anon ahole
December 2nd, 2012
HowTF can they do that???
clintoon gave away our sovereignty over our own national parks back in the 90′s by redefining them as World Heritage Parks
i’m thinking that’s why they haven’t done ANY upkeep on them —you’ve heard those hollyweirders commercial where they callin to the radio station saying they are very disturbed that our national parks are falling into disrepair and call your congressman for MORE MONEY to fix them for the 100 year anniversary?…maybe not—anyway, the NWO or u.n. has the right to decide how, IF EVER, the 2 or 3 miles regions at the park entrances get to be developed… i’m guessing only foreigners will get to; and with only foreign labor