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  1. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 1st, 2012

    Jamie, you can have Obysmal as a Christ, but at lest lets complete the task of making him your savior. That process is long overdue, Jesus was 33 when it happened to him..

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  2. MaryfromMarin

    December 1st, 2012

    If you lay the cloth on your head, Jamie, you might miraculously learn how to spell “fifty”.

    Astonish your neighbors and friends.

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  3. Bad Brad

    December 1st, 2012

    Couple years back I had a guy working for me that looked just like this clown. He never made it through the 3 month probationary period. All mouth and no brains. They probably had the same daddy, but how would they ever know?

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  4. MaryfromMarin

    December 1st, 2012

    @Brad–

    They can compare earrings. Genetic, you know.

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  5. norman einstein

    December 1st, 2012

    Good one, Dale, but he’s not nearly cross-eyed enough.

    Here’s something for reference:
    http://tinyurl.com/d692j48

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  6. Jerry Manderin

    December 1st, 2012

    Jaimie Foxx is great at playing himself. And he won an Oscar for doing a Ray Charles impression. Go figure.

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  7. scr_north

    December 1st, 2012

    Great, another hollywood star who never had to work hard in his life (came from a middle/upper middle class family) who got lucky and hit early now preaches to the rest of the people how wonderful Obama is. This ditz has enough money that no matter what Obama does it won’t effect his cushy lifestyle.

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  8. fullcirclethinker

    December 1st, 2012

    He’s just another in a long line of celebrities that were raised in church, sang in the choir, etc. Then, once the god of mammon came a knockin’, they left their first love for the things of this world.

    All I can say is: Except he repent, he has his reward…..

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  9. cfm990

    December 1st, 2012

    Lemme tell you what you can do with that revival rag.

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  10. Rick

    December 1st, 2012

    Hey, enjoy it people; it’s not every day you see someone jump the shark.

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  11. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 1st, 2012

    I think they are all on the rag

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  12. Horrorman18

    December 1st, 2012

    Jamie and all of your similar type ilk….from the absolute bottom of my heart….GFYS!!!!

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  13. Marry John Grab Ankles

    December 1st, 2012

    I wonder if he wears magic briefs?

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  14. chiefillinicake

    December 1st, 2012

    Man, these friggin’ obsidian-headed ingrates really take the cake, don’t they?

    They grow up in the bosom of PC and Affirmative Action, get paid MILLIONS of dollars for coarsening our culture and insulting us at the same time, and somehow have the stones to believe, after all of their crime, incest, drug use, thievery, buggery, druggery, child abuse, lethargy, ineptitude, parental neglect, and consequent immense social carnage, that their asses will have dick to do with what pulls us out out of their spiraling shit whirlpool?

    Obama a Lord and Savior?

    I hang my head.

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  15. Nutjob

    December 1st, 2012

    Can’t wait until his Lord and Savior taxes the shit out of his dumbass.

    Short of an EEOC tax exemption for wealthy black morons, I’m going to laugh my ass off at him Glover, Winfrey, Jackson, Sharpton and Ferrykhan.

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  16. MAJ Mike

    December 1st, 2012

    The verse from 2nd Timothy is very appropriate.

    I will now go and reread Psalm 144 because I know it may all come down to it.

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  17. 99th Squad Leader

    December 1st, 2012

    “Lord Obama – Cause Jesus just ain’t black enough”
    Good one Dale. Love it. You are a master illustrator and commentator.

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  18. Bad Brad

    December 1st, 2012

    This calls for a very appropriate Golden Earing Song. Won’t link it. Don’t need any helicopters tonight.

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 2nd, 2012

    What good is a watch dat cost mo den my car if the m__________r cain’t tell time?

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  20. Blink

    December 2nd, 2012

    Those who awaken will turn that prayer cloth into their crying towel.

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  21. grayjohn

    December 2nd, 2012

    I can see how Obama could lord and savior to brainless douche monkey like Fox.

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  22. grayjohn

    December 2nd, 2012

    PS F**k “the cause”.

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