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Yoko Somehow Manages to Make Her Clothing Line Worse Than Her Singing Voice

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If anybody’s wondering what to get me for Christmas, wonder no more. My dream clothing has arrived:

Yoko Ono launched a menswear collection on Tuesday that she says was inspired by John Lennon’s “hot bod.” Among her designs are pants with large handprints on the crotch, tank tops with nipple cutouts, a flashing LED bra (yes, for men) and that pair of pants with a sheer backside.

The collection of menswear for Opening Ceremony is available the company’s U.S. stores in New York and Los Angeles now, its London store on Nov. 30 and its Tokyo flagship on Dec. 9.

Ono’s clothing line is based on a series of drawings she sketched as a gift for Lennon for their wedding day in 1969. The sketches were put into a book, Fashions for Men, and brought to life as a collection.

Imagine there’s no fashion sense; It’s easy if you try:

 

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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 1st, 2012

    Ever heard Yoko’s tribute to George Harrison?
    Funniest f_ckin’ thing. Old Bob and Tom number.

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  2. Milwaukee Mike

    December 1st, 2012

    I had no idea John Lennon was gay

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  3. Gay? Dah!

    December 1st, 2012

    These clothes will get you beat up.

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  4. AQT214

    December 1st, 2012

    The only men who would wear these things aren’t men.

    Sorry you got stuck modelling the hoodie with a scrotum on the chest, #3..

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 1st, 2012

    Hey 214 -

    Any job is a job. It’s a check, OK?

    #3

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  6. srdem65

    December 1st, 2012

    So many drugs, so few brain cells left.

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  7. 99th Squad Leader

    December 1st, 2012

    Perfect attire for a gay parade.

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  8. AQT214

    December 1st, 2012

    #3, sorry to be judgmental. Better balls on the chest than on the chin….

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  9. IronyCurtain

    December 1st, 2012

    John’s proper response to Yoko on his wedding day, “I just made you a millionaire and you made me these fashion sketches for fruitcakes? Bloody hell!”

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  10. Dr Tar

    December 1st, 2012

    It looks like Obama’s hand print on those pants.

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  11. Tim

    December 1st, 2012

    See, Kafka-world didn’t start in 2008 …

    We’ve been sliding down the shit chute for decades.

    Why is that irrelevant useless hag still burning oxygen?

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  12. Anonymous

    December 1st, 2012

    still waiting for the asteroid…

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  13. Plain Jane

    December 1st, 2012

    “Turn Your Head and Cough” – hell!

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  14. Plain Jane

    December 1st, 2012

    Oops – supposed to be:

    “Turn Your Head and Cough” – hell!

    It’s Turn Your Head and Barf collection.

    Question: Exactly how stoned is this broad?

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  15. Poonces

    December 1st, 2012

    No doubt the closest any man will let her hand get to them these days.

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  16. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 1st, 2012

    Ono should have put this on the crotch of those pants.

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  17. eternal ¼ cracker p

    December 1st, 2012

    If you can wear that and walk a whole block on the south side of Chicago, I’ll give you a hundred bucks.

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  18. Joe

    December 1st, 2012

    Those clothes will not only get you beat up, here in the deep South, they’ll get you killed.

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  19. Name Redacted™

    December 1st, 2012

    Wow. That’s nuts.

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  20. Poonces

    December 1st, 2012

    Is that “I’m gay” in sign language?

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  21. MaryfromMarin

    December 1st, 2012

    Fashion design sense AND singing talents. How can one woman be so lucky?

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  22. Rick

    December 1st, 2012

    DAMN you Mark David Chapman! If you’d aimed three feet to the right you’d be a hero today.

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