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Yoko Somehow Manages to Make Her Clothing Line Worse Than Her Singing Voice
If anybody’s wondering what to get me for Christmas, wonder no more. My dream clothing has arrived:
Yoko Ono launched a menswear collection on Tuesday that she says was inspired by John Lennon’s “hot bod.” Among her designs are pants with large handprints on the crotch, tank tops with nipple cutouts, a flashing LED bra (yes, for men) and that pair of pants with a sheer backside.
The collection of menswear for Opening Ceremony is available the company’s U.S. stores in New York and Los Angeles now, its London store on Nov. 30 and its Tokyo flagship on Dec. 9.
Ono’s clothing line is based on a series of drawings she sketched as a gift for Lennon for their wedding day in 1969. The sketches were put into a book, Fashions for Men, and brought to life as a collection.
Imagine there’s no fashion sense; It’s easy if you try:
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 1st, 2012
Ever heard Yoko’s tribute to George Harrison?
Funniest f_ckin’ thing. Old Bob and Tom number.
Milwaukee Mike
December 1st, 2012
I had no idea John Lennon was gay
Gay? Dah!
December 1st, 2012
These clothes will get you beat up.
AQT214
December 1st, 2012
The only men who would wear these things aren’t men.
Sorry you got stuck modelling the hoodie with a scrotum on the chest, #3..
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 1st, 2012
Hey 214 -
Any job is a job. It’s a check, OK?
#3
srdem65
December 1st, 2012
So many drugs, so few brain cells left.
99th Squad Leader
December 1st, 2012
Perfect attire for a gay parade.
AQT214
December 1st, 2012
#3, sorry to be judgmental. Better balls on the chest than on the chin….
IronyCurtain
December 1st, 2012
John’s proper response to Yoko on his wedding day, “I just made you a millionaire and you made me these fashion sketches for fruitcakes? Bloody hell!”
Dr Tar
December 1st, 2012
It looks like Obama’s hand print on those pants.
Tim
December 1st, 2012
See, Kafka-world didn’t start in 2008 …
We’ve been sliding down the shit chute for decades.
Why is that irrelevant useless hag still burning oxygen?
Anonymous
December 1st, 2012
still waiting for the asteroid…
Plain Jane
December 1st, 2012
“Turn Your Head and Cough” – hell!
Plain Jane
December 1st, 2012
Oops – supposed to be:
“Turn Your Head and Cough” – hell!
It’s Turn Your Head and Barf collection.
Question: Exactly how stoned is this broad?
Poonces
December 1st, 2012
No doubt the closest any man will let her hand get to them these days.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 1st, 2012
Ono should have put this on the crotch of those pants.
eternal ¼ cracker p
December 1st, 2012
If you can wear that and walk a whole block on the south side of Chicago, I’ll give you a hundred bucks.
Joe
December 1st, 2012
Those clothes will not only get you beat up, here in the deep South, they’ll get you killed.
Name Redacted™
December 1st, 2012
Wow. That’s nuts.
Poonces
December 1st, 2012
Is that “I’m gay” in sign language?
MaryfromMarin
December 1st, 2012
Fashion design sense AND singing talents. How can one woman be so lucky?
Rick
December 1st, 2012
DAMN you Mark David Chapman! If you’d aimed three feet to the right you’d be a hero today.