Home - by Cardigan - December 1, 2012 - 12:00 America/New_York - 52 Comments
December 1st, 2012
When you have all the answers, it’s easy to become bored with lesser people and their opinions.
Demonstrating the proper sausage gobbling technique perhaps?
Just imagine spewing LeBron's jizm
…. in Barack 0bama’s face
A thought, Mr President: Perhaps it would be better if you tried to solicit English-Speaking male prostitutes. Then, you wouldn’t have to mime things.
“Reggie, I’m thinking of you”
Marry John Grab Ankles
Man I’m jonesing for some Reggie.
I miss Reggie
eternal ¼ cracker p
Put florescent extensions on his head and you’ve got a life size pencil troll.
In Barack’s own words, “I’m lazy.” In my own words, “he’s lazy.”
Therefore, I am RACIST!
Kal Penn in his dreams????
Science Develops the World’s First Invisible Man
Abby Normal Dude
Sudden attack of cocksuckers cramp whch happens every hour on the hour in this well documented case.
“I seem to be missin sumpin here”
nom, nom, nom, nom…
“Hey Moose, check out my impression of the American public!”
Carlos The Jackal
“Insert Cock Joke here…”
Isn’t it weird how we know nothing about this guy yet we all know what his expertise is- and it ain’t running the country.
In the end I’ll slip over the border with my Mr Black Bean passport!
He looks possessed.
Thought bubble: I sure wish I was sucking cocks in hell, just like my Mom.
“Too much teeth?….Fuck you, I won!”
“This is my shocked face”
“Just don’t get the rise outta Repubs like I used to”
It’s the new Oblowme method video for queer folk.
Instead of lock jaw, he gots cock jaw!
I guess I misinterpretated. “You know what to do” doesn’t mean what I used to think when I thought I knew what to do.
BRING ME THE SPACEMAN!
Time to remove the lapel pin. The election is over.
Looks like Stewie Griffin when he realized he was suckling on Peters’ tit instead of Lois’s.
Obama wakes up from 30 year coma, realizes what he’s married to.
“Shit, another Reggie pube! Can’t let Michelle see that!”
F.D.R. in Hell
Dr Tar, hold the phone!
When Eleanor said she had a date with “Stanley” I thought it was a gay guy. Turns out it was ObamaMama? Wait ’til Teddy realizes he missed one down here!
jay z's tw1n...
lookin’ TOOooo slim
The Man Country secret sign. For members only.
“Why, yes, he was FABULOUSLY girthy! But I found if I gripped him like this and opened waaaay wide I could…”
(What has Obama done to us? I’m writing Gay Porn captions here.)
He’s the living embodiment of what’s wrong with our nation.
An evening at Man’s Country has him reminiscing
Oh Reggie, I so miss you.
Obie demonstrating the toast at Barney Frank’s Wedding reception….
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Saw a Photoshop® treatment of this photo. He had a dachshund puppy in that hand.
Just thinkin’ about Reggie give him the “O” face.
Barack Obama makes a subtle pass at a college basketball player.
99th Squad Leader
Getting too old for those Reggie all nighters.
“This is SOOOOOOOO much easier than pretending to be president.”
“Well, ya see, Boehner, ya grab it like this and wipe it all around yer lips … try it again.”
I thought only old hookers got TMJ
It reminds me of the monkey who stuffed a billiard ball into his mouth and choked to death…if only we were that lucky…
“Let me be queer. Read my lips, no new stretchmarks!”
“Given the chance, I’d gnaw the head right off that Channing Tatum!”
This was after an all nighter with Hillary working out the cease fire between Israel and Gaza, right?
“Hey Benji, that’s right, my rocket for Gaza’s rockets, just like this.” prick
Wake up, Buttercup.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
GOD BLESS Y O U ! ! !
he he he.
Fur, congrats on a superb picture, finally catching our president looking like his grandfather, Kunta Kinte Baboon.
Of course he maxed out the miscreant/underachiever/deviant vote, he is their leader !
Arrrgh cough cough speaking wookie is hard!
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