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  1. cato

    December 1st, 2012

    When you have all the answers, it’s easy to become bored with lesser people and their opinions.

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  2. historicus

    December 1st, 2012

    Demonstrating the proper sausage gobbling technique perhaps?

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  3. Just imagine spewing LeBron's jizm

    December 1st, 2012

    …. in Barack 0bama’s face

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  4. Diann

    December 1st, 2012

    A thought, Mr President: Perhaps it would be better if you tried to solicit English-Speaking male prostitutes. Then, you wouldn’t have to mime things.

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  5. Cynic

    December 1st, 2012

    “Reggie, I’m thinking of you”

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  6. Marry John Grab Ankles

    December 1st, 2012

    Man I’m jonesing for some Reggie.

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  7. thepunisher

    December 1st, 2012

    I miss Reggie

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  8. eternal ¼ cracker p

    December 1st, 2012

    Put florescent extensions on his head and you’ve got a life size pencil troll.

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  9. eternal ¼ cracker p

    December 1st, 2012

    In Barack’s own words, “I’m lazy.” In my own words, “he’s lazy.”

    Therefore, I am RACIST!

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  10. Unslung Hero

    December 1st, 2012

    Kal Penn in his dreams????

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  11. BigFurHat

    December 1st, 2012

    Science Develops the World’s First Invisible Man

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  12. Abby Normal Dude

    December 1st, 2012

    Sudden attack of cocksuckers cramp whch happens every hour on the hour in this well documented case.

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  13. PAvolley

    December 1st, 2012

    “I seem to be missin sumpin here”
    nom, nom, nom, nom…

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  14. tucsondon

    December 1st, 2012

    “Hey Moose, check out my impression of the American public!”

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  15. Carlos The Jackal

    December 1st, 2012

    “Insert Cock Joke here…”

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  16. Abby Normal Dude

    December 1st, 2012

    Isn’t it weird how we know nothing about this guy yet we all know what his expertise is- and it ain’t running the country.

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  17. QuantumVerp

    December 1st, 2012

    In the end I’ll slip over the border with my Mr Black Bean passport!

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  18. Dr Tar

    December 1st, 2012

    He looks possessed.

    Thought bubble: I sure wish I was sucking cocks in hell, just like my Mom.

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  19. Milwaukee Mike

    December 1st, 2012

    “Too much teeth?….Fuck you, I won!”

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  20. PAvolley

    December 1st, 2012

    “This is my shocked face”
    yaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn.
    “Just don’t get the rise outta Repubs like I used to”

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  21. Poonces

    December 1st, 2012

    It’s the new Oblowme method video for queer folk.

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  22. PAvolley

    December 1st, 2012

    Instead of lock jaw, he gots cock jaw!

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  23. Moxie Man

    December 1st, 2012

    I guess I misinterpretated. “You know what to do” doesn’t mean what I used to think when I thought I knew what to do.

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  24. CrustyB

    December 1st, 2012

    BRING ME THE SPACEMAN!

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  25. Moe tom

    December 1st, 2012

    Time to remove the lapel pin. The election is over.

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  26. Corona

    December 1st, 2012

    Looks like Stewie Griffin when he realized he was suckling on Peters’ tit instead of Lois’s.
    Obama wakes up from 30 year coma, realizes what he’s married to.

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  27. Corona

    December 1st, 2012

    “Shit, another Reggie pube! Can’t let Michelle see that!”

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  28. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 1st, 2012

    Dr Tar, hold the phone!

    When Eleanor said she had a date with “Stanley” I thought it was a gay guy. Turns out it was ObamaMama? Wait ’til Teddy realizes he missed one down here!
    :evil:

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  29. jay z's tw1n...

    December 1st, 2012

    lookin’ TOOooo slim

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  30. cfm990

    December 1st, 2012

    The Man Country secret sign. For members only.

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  31. IronyCurtain

    December 1st, 2012

    “Why, yes, he was FABULOUSLY girthy! But I found if I gripped him like this and opened waaaay wide I could…”

    (What has Obama done to us? I’m writing Gay Porn captions here.)

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  32. Jimmy

    December 1st, 2012

    He’s the living embodiment of what’s wrong with our nation.

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  33. Horrorman18

    December 1st, 2012

    An evening at Man’s Country has him reminiscing

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  34. Melody

    December 1st, 2012

    Oh Reggie, I so miss you.

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  35. Diogenes

    December 1st, 2012

    Obie demonstrating the toast at Barney Frank’s Wedding reception….

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  36. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 1st, 2012

    Saw a Photoshop® treatment of this photo. He had a dachshund puppy in that hand.

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  37. Doc

    December 1st, 2012

    Just thinkin’ about Reggie give him the “O” face.

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  38. mkultra

    December 1st, 2012

    Barack Obama makes a subtle pass at a college basketball player.

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  39. 99th Squad Leader

    December 1st, 2012

    Getting too old for those Reggie all nighters.

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  40. Jerry Manderin

    December 1st, 2012

    “This is SOOOOOOOO much easier than pretending to be president.”

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  41. Tim

    December 1st, 2012

    “Well, ya see, Boehner, ya grab it like this and wipe it all around yer lips … try it again.”

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  42. jethro

    December 1st, 2012

    I thought only old hookers got TMJ
    .

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  43. Ricky

    December 1st, 2012

    It reminds me of the monkey who stuffed a billiard ball into his mouth and choked to death…if only we were that lucky…

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  44. Alxandro

    December 1st, 2012

    “Let me be queer. Read my lips, no new stretchmarks!”

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  45. Immortal Fish

    December 1st, 2012

    “Given the chance, I’d gnaw the head right off that Channing Tatum!”

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  46. PAvolley

    December 1st, 2012

    This was after an all nighter with Hillary working out the cease fire between Israel and Gaza, right?
    “Hey Benji, that’s right, my rocket for Gaza’s rockets, just like this.” prick

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  47. Noelegy

    December 1st, 2012

    Wake up, Buttercup.

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  48. My2Cents

    December 1st, 2012

    Invisible Reggie

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  49. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 1st, 2012

    GOD BLESS Y O U ! ! !

    he he he.

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  50. Joe

    December 1st, 2012

    Fur, congrats on a superb picture, finally catching our president looking like his grandfather, Kunta Kinte Baboon.

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  51. Anonymous

    December 1st, 2012

    Of course he maxed out the miscreant/underachiever/deviant vote, he is their leader !

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  52. grayjohn

    December 1st, 2012

    Arrrgh cough cough speaking wookie is hard!

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