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When you have all the answers, it’s easy to become bored with lesser people and their opinions.

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…. in Barack 0bama’s face

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Man I’m jonesing for some Reggie.

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I miss Reggie

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Put florescent extensions on his head and you’ve got a life size pencil troll.

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In Barack’s own words, “I’m lazy.” In my own words, “he’s lazy.”

Therefore, I am RACIST!

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Kal Penn in his dreams????

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“I seem to be missin sumpin here”
nom, nom, nom, nom…

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“Hey Moose, check out my impression of the American public!”

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“Insert Cock Joke here…”

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Isn’t it weird how we know nothing about this guy yet we all know what his expertise is- and it ain’t running the country.

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In the end I’ll slip over the border with my Mr Black Bean passport!

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He looks possessed.

Thought bubble: I sure wish I was sucking cocks in hell, just like my Mom.

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“Too much teeth?….Fuck you, I won!”

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“This is my shocked face”
yaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn.
“Just don’t get the rise outta Repubs like I used to”

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It’s the new Oblowme method video for queer folk.

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Instead of lock jaw, he gots cock jaw!

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I guess I misinterpretated. “You know what to do” doesn’t mean what I used to think when I thought I knew what to do.

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BRING ME THE SPACEMAN!

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Time to remove the lapel pin. The election is over.

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Looks like Stewie Griffin when he realized he was suckling on Peters’ tit instead of Lois’s.
Obama wakes up from 30 year coma, realizes what he’s married to.

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“Shit, another Reggie pube! Can’t let Michelle see that!”

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Dr Tar, hold the phone!

When Eleanor said she had a date with “Stanley” I thought it was a gay guy. Turns out it was ObamaMama? Wait ’til Teddy realizes he missed one down here!

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lookin’ TOOooo slim

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The Man Country secret sign. For members only.

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He’s the living embodiment of what’s wrong with our nation.

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An evening at Man’s Country has him reminiscing

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Oh Reggie, I so miss you.

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Obie demonstrating the toast at Barney Frank’s Wedding reception….

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Saw a Photoshop® treatment of this photo. He had a dachshund puppy in that hand.

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Just thinkin’ about Reggie give him the “O” face.

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Barack Obama makes a subtle pass at a college basketball player.

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Getting too old for those Reggie all nighters.

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“This is SOOOOOOOO much easier than pretending to be president.”

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“Well, ya see, Boehner, ya grab it like this and wipe it all around yer lips … try it again.”

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I thought only old hookers got TMJ
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It reminds me of the monkey who stuffed a billiard ball into his mouth and choked to death…if only we were that lucky…

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“Let me be queer. Read my lips, no new stretchmarks!”

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“Given the chance, I’d gnaw the head right off that Channing Tatum!”

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This was after an all nighter with Hillary working out the cease fire between Israel and Gaza, right?
“Hey Benji, that’s right, my rocket for Gaza’s rockets, just like this.” prick

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Wake up, Buttercup.

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Invisible Reggie

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GOD BLESS Y O U ! ! !

he he he.

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Fur, congrats on a superb picture, finally catching our president looking like his grandfather, Kunta Kinte Baboon.

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Of course he maxed out the miscreant/underachiever/deviant vote, he is their leader !

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Arrrgh cough cough speaking wookie is hard!

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