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I Don’t Want To Hold Your Hand

Home - by - November 30, 2012 - 09:10 America/New_York - 9 Comments

IF YOU ARE NOT GAY, HOLDING HANDS WITH ANOTHER DUDE IS PUNISHMENT, SORRY FAGGOTS.

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  1. hi_desertgirl

    November 30th, 2012

    That course of action always worked for my girls when they were younger. They had to sit on the couch and hold hands or hug each other. I don’t see it as a negative. Holding hands is the opposite of fighting with hands, so maybe there was a deeper lessen the school wanted to promote.

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 30th, 2012

    Even though there’s no link and the statement stands by itself, there is one exception: Young men holding OLD men’s hands (friends of Barney don’t count).

    No one’s self-image is at risk there.

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 30th, 2012

    It’s the fuggin LGBT activists that are stoking the fire of controversy over this. F*ck you! It aint natural, it’s disgusting and it belongs back in the closet.

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  4. norman einstein

    November 30th, 2012

    I think it’s great…better than getting suspended.

    Except for it being insulting to gays. *Snort*.
    Oh, wait…that’s a BONUS!

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  5. Xavier

    November 30th, 2012

    Lets face it: in American culture, two guys holding hands is the ghey. The school officials and liberal media can dance around it all they want but it’s still the ghey and everybody knows it.

    I can’t wait for the LGBT to raise hell about this punishment. Little by little libtard racism and bias are being revealed.

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  6. Milwaukee Mike

    November 30th, 2012

    If public school teachers are the best and brightest, why question their disgression as to how to handle these situations?

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  7. the aardvark

    November 30th, 2012

    I guess that takes care of holding hands when kids play Red Rover these days if they even play it anymore. And playing crack the whip etc. (or any game involving kids holding hands) are doomed. Gimme a frigging break!

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 30th, 2012

    Injun wrestling. Flip the other poor bastard so’s his head hits a desk or something. Get the idiot TEACHER who set it up into hot water by making sure every phone cam is running.

    For every door that closes, a window opens. Hey it’s self defense.

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  9. Billy Fuster

    November 30th, 2012

    I don’t know all the facts in this case but I do know this–bullies start fights. When someone fights back in self-defense school authorities hand out the same punishment to them. This evil moral relativism undermines young people’s confidence in authority and sometimes leads to situations like Columbine.

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