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Bill Clinton Prostitutes Himself

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NEW YORK – Former president Bill Clinton has sent out an email soliciting funds to help pay off his wife’s 2008 campaign expenses. In the email Clinton offers to bring a contributor to New York to spend the day with him (below).

 

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  1. Chief

    November 30th, 2012

    I’d vastly prefer a case of the Shingles in my nether regions.

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  2. BILL

    November 30th, 2012

    not me – Chief

    think of the women you’ll meet during your day with billy bob.

    woo woo, hot skanks on your sleve ! sign me up !

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  3. Chief

    November 30th, 2012

    Yeah, Bill, but the skanks that go for Bubba are so STUPID!

    Plus, the Mrs. would have my ass. Even more than she already does.

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  4. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 30th, 2012

    Will you spend the day telling me about how you sold all our rocket science secrets to China?

    How about the chutzpah it took to push through a retroactive tax increase?

    Etc. Etc.

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  5. Anne

    November 30th, 2012

    That cinches it; rank ‘n file Democrats [are] retards.

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  6. simply enraged

    November 30th, 2012

    Some savvy cigar maker should develop a Clinton model product: already greased, knobby, hollow and toxic.

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  7. Tragic Redemption (formerly muddjuice)

    November 30th, 2012

    Wow. What a week! Earlier this week I was offered a chance to Skype to Skype with Sandra WTFluke so she could guide me on how to protest and organize.

    Now, Bill Clinton wants to spend a day with me.

    Maybe if I play the lotto I could have a chance at getting struck by lightning, after being bitten by a shark and growing a sixth finger on my right hand.

    I hope its an extra middle finger…..

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  8. The Finisher

    November 30th, 2012

    I wouldn’t give either one of those two slugs the time of day, much less a penny of my money.

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  9. Tim

    November 30th, 2012

    Why don’t they use the millions they got for the book deals, or the millions they stole from the taxpayers, both fed and Arkansas?

    They should still have some of that money left from renting Mena to the drug cartels.

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  10. Joe

    November 30th, 2012

    @The Finisher: a thousand times right on!

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  11. Navy Squid

    November 30th, 2012

    I spent 8 years with this asshole! You couldn’t pay me enough to spend another second with this overgrown pervert!

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  12. Freeshiticus

    November 30th, 2012

    I’m waiting to see the headline that reads “Bill Clinton finally fu%ks himself”. I know that millions besides Hillary have told him to do just that.

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  13. Libra

    November 30th, 2012

    I’d rather eat road kill.

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