Noted slut and Democrat idol Sandra Fluke is selling an hour of her time to the highest bidder. Government provided condoms included. Antibiotics are not. Fluke became infamous for testifying she likes having sex with a lot of people and it is the taxpayer’s responsibility to provide her with an ample supply of birth control. To keep Fluke from procreating, AWD believes paying for hundreds of condoms weekly is a wise investment.
Now, Fluke appears to be moving from slut to whore-lady status. She’s currently selling her time off to the highest bidder. On Biddingforgood.com (Biddingforagoodtime.com), Fluke is selling a one hour “strategy session” to some horny guy too ugly to reel in the biscuit without a handful of cash American. The ad says:
Got a fantastic idea for a campaign (yeah baybah, I got a fantastic idea for a campaign!) but not sure where to start (Oh yeah, I know just where to start!)? Wondering how you can use the tools of activism (yeah, I got a big tool for you right here!) to make your project the most effective it can be? Social justice advocate (noted slut and now whore-lady) Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power (oh yeah…harness the power over here!) of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring (the condoms) her sharp strategic mind (and juicy boo-tay) and national experience (after humping dudes nationwide).
Fluke recently graduated cum laude (I bet she did!) from Georgetown University Law Center as a Public Interest Law Scholar with a Certificate in Refugee and Humanitarian Emergencies. She also possesses huge tracts of land to complete your motorboating experience!
Bidding is up to $270 for a hour with Fluke although nobody really needs more than two minutes. Former President Bill Clinton is currently leading all bidders….in fact, he’s the only bidder…but there’s six days still remaining to bid on a personal “strategy” (is that what they call it these days?) session with Fluke. Fluke is just back from a parking lot engagement with 10 fans in Reno in the back alley behind the Walmart on Highway 7.
What would you bid for a hour to get Fluked?