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Screw that veggie crap, the dog is meat.

+7

“Eat dem yams and quit yer bitch’n!!”

+6

Eleanor, those are scapulae.
Or else, she’s hiding a couple of those tofu fruit cakes.

+5

“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”

+9

No dessert until you eats all them kale chips! Kale chips foe dessert!

[kale chips my ass--RANDO]

+4

@ Eleanor,

See if they got “The Excorcist” on DVD down there, it’ll explain alot.

+7

No, No, No.. listen here Venereal..your at the end of the table because your in time out. (that damn neice of mine)..

+6

@ Corona -

Ork…the other dark meat.

+6

When it comes to food I can turn my head all the way around to keep you crackers from getting any.

+6

All this stuff called food is mine, we have vegetables for you kids.

+6

No, No, No.. listen here Venereal..you at the other end, this end is for white devils only.

+3

Looks like Valerie Jarrett is letting Oprah back in the White House again!

+8

You crackers even think about touching my food and I’ll unleash little shenequa on your asses, and believe me, she’ll go ghetto on your asses.

+7

Get your cracka asses behind the little black girl, this is an EEOC kids christmas party.

+7

All this stuff on this side of the table is for black folk. Down there is where you honkeys eat.

+7

Is that Susan Rice down at the other end giving out the sporks and napkins?

+5

“Thats it”, as Michelle throws her tits over her shoulders, “you made teneishia cry, I’m going ghetto”

+8

Laugh all you want boys, 1 day Leteshia might be the first lady and ordering your asses to the back of the line too.

+2

You cracker boys get in line first again and I’ll raise my arm and clothesline your asses.

+2

“Ok girls, just pet the dog and say yes mam to whatever she says, unless you want to be scolded like them white boys”.

+2

Ladies on the opposite end of the serving line.

“Uh Oh, she threw her its over her shoulder again, someones in for it”!

+2

“Remember to put your $3 camapign donation in the white box before you can eat”

+8

This is the meat section, you boys need to be in the vegetable section.

+3

“Those are the first dogs plates, we have apples and lettuce for you kids at the other end”.

+3

This end is for the kids parents who don’t pay taxes, if your parents filed taxes last year, then you need to be at the other end.

+5

My magic trick is, I can make all of this food dssappear at the blink of an eye.

+3

You guys finish off everything on these plates whilst I show the girls how to polish off a 300lb gingerbread house.

+5

Come here and don’t be scared Lashequa, I don’t have 4 tits, I just threw them over my shoulder.

+5

“You’re plump…uh, full enough sweetie. Time to follow Bo to the cage…er, play house”.

+2

YOU there!! Get in mah belly.

+7

I didn’t know they made a rocket bra for back boobs.

And that azz is freaking huge.

+8

First Lady my ass…that a plowsissy wearing burlap over a sack of potatoes.
Pigeon toed, straddle kneed, slouch postured, delicate as a 40# Jack Hammer. First Wookie wearing clothes is what she is

+7

Who the hell let all of these white crackers in here?

+4

I used to date a chick with a breast in the middle of her back. Yes, like the first lady she was not much to look at, but she was fun to slow dance with.

+4

“Hey, put that in a baggie so I can take it home”.

+4

Look how many children have gotten caught in Mooches’ gravitational well.

+7

No, no, put all that chit on my plate, I don’t want these littlen’s getting fat.

+3

Does this ass make my dog look big?

+7

Whats ghetto, dresses in fake gold, has 4 tits a big ass, and can’t move because the pointed heels have embedded themselves in the concrete floor?

+4

Now unless you want to end up like the fat ass I am you better eat dem vegetables

+1

“I don’t care what all you crackers think, my big ass has class”.

+2

Don’t make me go all 4 tits on yer asses.

+6

Lookit the little nigger over there, white people!

+5

Look at what’s holding up that two-ton ass: spike heels… on the White House floor.

Those indentations will be there forever, just like the burn marks from when the British torched the place in 1812. Moose’s contribution to America.

+2

If she has lost ONE OUNCE during the last four years of “Movin’” and eating crap someone else has grown in “her” garden, I will personally massage the Wookie’s feet.

Just kidding! I’d rather shoot meself!!

With a girth THAT LARGE I wonder how she got so bowlegged. It wasn’t from riding the Barry Barrel-ride, fer sure. She must have one of the original mechanical bulls from Gilley’s with a special “horn” attachment hooked up somewhere in the White House.

+4

I thought I was looking at a ‘shopped pic and was reading a lot of funny comments about it.

Imagine my horror to find this is an actual un-retouched image published by the sacbee (photo 15): http://www.sacbee.com/2012/11/29/5019374/white-house-christmas-2012.html?mi_rss=Photo%20Galleries

+2

“Wisconsin atheists?
This is my HOME! All of it! Forever!!”

+1

The metamorphosis to Aunt Jemima is nearly complete

+4

OH BOY!!! This smells like fertile female!!! Gonna get some…..

+1

Yuuummmmm…smells like ASS up in here!

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Hmmm, so THIS is what a REAL man smells like….who knew?

+1

400 lbs of shit in a 20 lb dress!

+2

I’ve seen better faces on an iodine bottle!- Richard Pryor/ 1975 (?- date)

But he also said at the same concert, “if you had two more inches of dick, you’d find some new pussy, here!”, so…..

+3

@Geoff C: Dude, you owe me another keyboard…iced tea went everywhere…LOL! GREAT comment!

+2

And when the chefs are finished with Bo, they’ll set him on this end of the table.

+2

PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ.

Other than that, she’s smokin’… NOT!

+2

The kids were instantly drawn to the hairy foul smelling beast —and her dog.

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Ya’ll look at my gurrll. That’s all you be havin tonight! Take BO for a walk, then the dog.

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