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  1. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 29th, 2012

    Screw that veggie crap, the dog is meat.

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  2. Cmate

    November 29th, 2012

    No! No! kids, this stuff is MINE!

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  3. Eleanor in Hell

    November 29th, 2012

    Why does she still have the hanger inside her dress?

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  4. MAJ Mike

    November 29th, 2012

    “Eat dem yams and quit yer bitch’n!!”

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  5. conservative cowgirl

    November 29th, 2012

    @Eleanor in Hell, oh! I thought the Yeti was starting a new trend by adding silicone breasts to her back.

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  6. conservative cowgirl

    November 29th, 2012

    Mooch, “You little crackuh boys get to the back of the line!”

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  7. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 29th, 2012

    Eleanor, those are scapulae.
    Or else, she’s hiding a couple of those tofu fruit cakes.

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  8. Corona

    November 29th, 2012

    “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”

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  9. Chip Kale

    November 29th, 2012

    No dessert until you eats all them kale chips! Kale chips foe dessert!

    [kale chips my ass--RANDO]

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  10. Horrorman18

    November 29th, 2012

    ‘ Not the Christmas ham…but in that dress…it looks like 2 pigs fighting underneath a blanket”

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  11. Edith McCrotch

    November 29th, 2012

    @ Eleanor,

    See if they got “The Excorcist” on DVD down there, it’ll explain alot.

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  12. Ricky

    November 29th, 2012

    No, No, No.. listen here Venereal..your at the end of the table because your in time out. (that damn neice of mine)..

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  13. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    You cracker boys need to go to the pay line, this is the free shit line.

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  14. Edith McCrotch

    November 29th, 2012

    @ Corona -

    Ork…the other dark meat.

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  15. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    When it comes to food I can turn my head all the way around to keep you crackers from getting any.

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  16. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    All this stuff called food is mine, we have vegetables for you kids.

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  17. Edith McCrotch

    November 29th, 2012

    No, No, No.. listen here Venereal..you at the other end, this end is for white devils only.

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  18. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    See this little girl over here? She has none, you need to give her half of all your shit.

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  19. chiefillinicake

    November 29th, 2012

    Looks like Valerie Jarrett is letting Oprah back in the White House again!

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  20. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    You crackers even think about touching my food and I’ll unleash little shenequa on your asses, and believe me, she’ll go ghetto on your asses.

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  21. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    Get your cracka asses behind the little black girl, this is an EEOC kids christmas party.

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  22. Bad Brad

    November 29th, 2012

    All this stuff on this side of the table is for black folk. Down there is where you honkeys eat.

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  23. Edith McCrotch

    November 29th, 2012

    Is that Susan Rice down at the other end giving out the sporks and napkins?

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  24. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    “Thats it”, as Michelle throws her tits over her shoulders, “you made teneishia cry, I’m going ghetto”

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  25. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    Laugh all you want boys, 1 day Leteshia might be the first lady and ordering your asses to the back of the line too.

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  26. Geoff C. The Saltine

    November 29th, 2012

    Who dresses her. Her tits on on backwards.

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  27. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    You cracker boys get in line first again and I’ll raise my arm and clothesline your asses.

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  28. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    “Ok girls, just pet the dog and say yes mam to whatever she says, unless you want to be scolded like them white boys”.

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  29. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    Ladies on the opposite end of the serving line.

    “Uh Oh, she threw her its over her shoulder again, someones in for it”!

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  30. Geoff C. The Saltine

    November 29th, 2012

    “No No Shenika, you don’t need to use your EBT card here”

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  31. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    “Remember to put your $3 camapign donation in the white box before you can eat”

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  32. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    This is the meat section, you boys need to be in the vegetable section.

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  33. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    “Those are the first dogs plates, we have apples and lettuce for you kids at the other end”.

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  34. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    This end is for the kids parents who don’t pay taxes, if your parents filed taxes last year, then you need to be at the other end.

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  35. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    My magic trick is, I can make all of this food dssappear at the blink of an eye.

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  36. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    You guys finish off everything on these plates whilst I show the girls how to polish off a 300lb gingerbread house.

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  37. Nutjob

    November 29th, 2012

    Come here and don’t be scared Lashequa, I don’t have 4 tits, I just threw them over my shoulder.

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  38. 99th Squad Leader

    November 29th, 2012

    “You’re plump…uh, full enough sweetie. Time to follow Bo to the cage…er, play house”.

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  39. Major Mal function

    November 29th, 2012

    YOU there!! Get in mah belly.

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  40. OneLastTime

    November 29th, 2012

    I didn’t know they made a rocket bra for back boobs.

    And that azz is freaking huge.

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  41. serfer62

    November 29th, 2012

    First Lady my ass…that a plowsissy wearing burlap over a sack of potatoes.
    Pigeon toed, straddle kneed, slouch postured, delicate as a 40# Jack Hammer. First Wookie wearing clothes is what she is

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  42. Buffalobob

    November 29th, 2012

    Who the hell let all of these white crackers in here?

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  43. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 30th, 2012

    I used to date a chick with a breast in the middle of her back. Yes, like the first lady she was not much to look at, but she was fun to slow dance with.

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  44. Bad Brad

    November 30th, 2012

    Dude, that’s a buffalo hump.

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  45. sharon

    November 30th, 2012

    “Hey, put that in a baggie so I can take it home”.

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  46. Doubting Thomas

    November 30th, 2012

    Look how many children have gotten caught in Mooches’ gravitational well.

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  47. Andrea Shea King

    November 30th, 2012

    You can dress her in gold and she’s still fugly. Ain’t nothin gonna change it. Not all the make up and finery in the world can disguise what she is

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  48. Unneutral

    November 30th, 2012

    No, no, put all that chit on my plate, I don’t want these littlen’s getting fat.

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  49. Anonymous

    November 30th, 2012

    Does this ass make my dog look big?

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  50. Nutjob

    November 30th, 2012

    Whats ghetto, dresses in fake gold, has 4 tits a big ass, and can’t move because the pointed heels have embedded themselves in the concrete floor?

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  51. JohnR

    November 30th, 2012

    Now unless you want to end up like the fat ass I am you better eat dem vegetables

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  52. Nutjob

    November 30th, 2012

    “I don’t care what all you crackers think, my big ass has class”.

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  53. Nutjob

    November 30th, 2012

    Don’t make me go all 4 tits on yer asses.

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  54. old_oaks

    November 30th, 2012

    Lookit the little nigger over there, white people!

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  55. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 30th, 2012

    Look at what’s holding up that two-ton ass: spike heels… on the White House floor.

    Those indentations will be there forever, just like the burn marks from when the British torched the place in 1812. Moose’s contribution to America.

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  56. The Doktor

    November 30th, 2012

    If she has lost ONE OUNCE during the last four years of “Movin’” and eating crap someone else has grown in “her” garden, I will personally massage the Wookie’s feet.

    Just kidding! I’d rather shoot meself!!

    With a girth THAT LARGE I wonder how she got so bowlegged. It wasn’t from riding the Barry Barrel-ride, fer sure. She must have one of the original mechanical bulls from Gilley’s with a special “horn” attachment hooked up somewhere in the White House.

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  57. RosalindJ

    November 30th, 2012

    I thought I was looking at a ‘shopped pic and was reading a lot of funny comments about it.

    Imagine my horror to find this is an actual un-retouched image published by the sacbee (photo 15): http://www.sacbee.com/2012/11/29/5019374/white-house-christmas-2012.html?mi_rss=Photo%20Galleries

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  58. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 30th, 2012

    “Wisconsin atheists?
    This is my HOME! All of it! Forever!!”

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  59. Big_Dictator

    November 30th, 2012

    The metamorphosis to Aunt Jemima is nearly complete

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  60. WhiteFalcon1

    November 30th, 2012

    OH BOY!!! This smells like fertile female!!! Gonna get some…..

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  61. WhiteFalcon1

    November 30th, 2012

    Yuuummmmm…smells like ASS up in here!

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  62. WhiteFalcon1

    November 30th, 2012

    Hmmm, so THIS is what a REAL man smells like….who knew?

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  63. WhiteFalcon1

    November 30th, 2012

    400 lbs of shit in a 20 lb dress!

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  64. WhiteFalcon1

    November 30th, 2012

    I’ve seen better faces on an iodine bottle!- Richard Pryor/ 1975 (?- date)

    But he also said at the same concert, “if you had two more inches of dick, you’d find some new pussy, here!”, so…..

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  65. WhiteFalcon1

    November 30th, 2012

    @Geoff C: Dude, you owe me another keyboard…iced tea went everywhere…LOL! GREAT comment!

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  66. Bayouwulf

    November 30th, 2012

    And when the chefs are finished with Bo, they’ll set him on this end of the table.

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  67. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 30th, 2012

    PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ PHATAZZ.

    Other than that, she’s smokin’… NOT!

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  68. Millertime

    November 30th, 2012

    The kids were instantly drawn to the hairy foul smelling beast —and her dog.

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  69. TooMuchMO

    November 30th, 2012

    Ya’ll look at my gurrll. That’s all you be havin tonight! Take BO for a walk, then the dog.

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