Home - by BigFurHat - November 29, 2012 - 00:22 America/New_York - 13 Comments
November 29th, 2012
well for a colonoscopy, it seems obitchslap mentor, kevvy jennings would be extremely HANDY
Total Clusterfuck… That picture says it all, brilliant!
And the CADILAC plan comes with 3 wrenches!
Stranded in Sonoma
Should be a screw.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
@ Stranded – A LAG screw.
I just received the Medicare big book- 140pp where they’ve had 45 years to make it understandable to us Joe Blows.
It beats 2800pp of legal gibberish and a user-friendly guide the size of the legendary leaflet, “Famous Jewish Sports Legends.”
And if it’s really like Ikea, it will have fallen apart after a few years and we can just dump it at the curbside.
Wow. That pamphlet is the exact same size as Obama’s newest book: Everything I know about Prezidentin’
Are the pages also blank in this one?
eternal ¼ cracker p
You need that wrench and a metric ruler, convert everything from centimeters to inches, rewrite the book to something you can understand, screw it together temporarily and then glue it so it has a chance to stay together longer than a week. None of which is covered under any installment plan that is offered either by current or future installers.
Simply put: shove it up your ass and keep turning.
Eventually something is gonna come out. Use included book of paper to packed it and send it to closest DNC lab for further analysis.
Team America still in mourning
@Dainn – wish we could just dump it at the curbside but sadly, we are stuck with it. It’s more like oblowme saying IKeepIt, instead of kicking IKEA.
Instructions inside the pamphlet:
1. Bare your hinnie.
2. Bend over and grab your ankles.
3. Grin and keep smiling cause obo loves doing this…
You have to put it together to find out what the fcuk it is!
Stirrin the B.S.
The fine print: “OblowmeCare will really throw a wrench in our economic engine.”
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