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  1. anon ahole

    November 29th, 2012

    well for a colonoscopy, it seems obitchslap mentor, kevvy jennings would be extremely HANDY

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  2. Andrea

    November 29th, 2012

    Total Clusterfuck… That picture says it all, brilliant!

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  3. Doc

    November 29th, 2012

    And the CADILAC plan comes with 3 wrenches!

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 29th, 2012

    Should be a screw.

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  5. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 29th, 2012

    @ Stranded – A LAG screw.

    I just received the Medicare big book- 140pp where they’ve had 45 years to make it understandable to us Joe Blows.
    It beats 2800pp of legal gibberish and a user-friendly guide the size of the legendary leaflet, “Famous Jewish Sports Legends.”

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  6. Diann

    November 29th, 2012

    And if it’s really like Ikea, it will have fallen apart after a few years and we can just dump it at the curbside.

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  7. Dadof3

    November 29th, 2012

    Wow. That pamphlet is the exact same size as Obama’s newest book: Everything I know about Prezidentin’

    Are the pages also blank in this one?

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  8. eternal ¼ cracker p

    November 29th, 2012

    You need that wrench and a metric ruler, convert everything from centimeters to inches, rewrite the book to something you can understand, screw it together temporarily and then glue it so it has a chance to stay together longer than a week. None of which is covered under any installment plan that is offered either by current or future installers.

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  9. Machloja

    November 29th, 2012

    “Now What?”
    Simply put: shove it up your ass and keep turning.
    Eventually something is gonna come out. Use included book of paper to packed it and send it to closest DNC lab for further analysis. ;)

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  10. Team America still in mourning

    November 29th, 2012

    @Dainn – wish we could just dump it at the curbside but sadly, we are stuck with it. It’s more like oblowme saying IKeepIt, instead of kicking IKEA.

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  11. Mz BallBreaker

    November 29th, 2012

    Instructions inside the pamphlet:
    1. Bare your hinnie.
    2. Bend over and grab your ankles.
    3. Grin and keep smiling cause obo loves doing this…

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  12. old_oaks

    November 29th, 2012

    You have to put it together to find out what the fcuk it is!

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  13. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 29th, 2012

    The fine print: “OblowmeCare will really throw a wrench in our economic engine.”

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