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Home - by - November 28, 2012 - 16:42 America/New_York - 24 Comments

I profiled in my head what these “thieves,” with their display case hammer, would look like. I do that a lot because I am a racist. I do not have the superhuman capacity that progressives possess, to not think about color, ever, until it is absolutely necessary to think about color, which is all the time. (It is very complicated and nuanced, and not being progressives we would never understand.)

When I hear about a flash mob raiding and destroying a store, I, and I’m so ashamed, picture what that mob might look like. I’m right 99% of the time.

I need help. I’m a racist. A 99% correct racist.

 

Remember, these blacks aren’t thugs because they are black. They are thugs because they are PROGRESSIVES. You won’t find black conservatives doing this.

All of these thugs voted for Obama, the Messiah that doesn’t do his snatching with a display case hammer, he does it with a hammer and a sickle.

» 24 Comments

  1. Buck Ofama

    November 28th, 2012

    Let’s not forget that for a group that comprises about 15% of the national population, they are responsible for about 75% of crime in America.

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  2. Corky

    November 28th, 2012

    You’re not a racist, BFH, you’re just a superior profiler. If you hear about a serial killer, you would probably think a white guy and you would be right 99% of the time.

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  3. Jack Daniels

    November 28th, 2012

    Since statistically, 97% of blacks voted for obama and are liberals/progressives. The onus is on THEM to prove me wrong when I make the assumption that they are responsible for racial and non-racial violence, flash mobs and most criminal activity.

    You want to call me a racist, go right ahead, but I’ll tell you what, I for one am sick of the race war going on and having to apologize for every damn thing in my life to appease a racist bunch of people that have no problem being full of hate and are by very definition, racist.

    Bring it on!

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  4. Tim

    November 28th, 2012

    What’s race got to do with it? Just some misguided youts who been neglected by the gov’t and society.

    We should pity them and give em free shit.

    Oh, wait, they got their own free shit.

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  5. FreedomCat

    November 28th, 2012

    I must be a racist too.

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  6. Dr Tar

    November 28th, 2012

    @BFH in this part of the world its the Native Americans or Indians if you want to be politically incorrect. Pick up the local paper any given week and its crime on or near the Rez. Shame really since, so few of the people on the rez are even 1/16th Native American. So maybe I’m only 1/16 of a racist then?

    Hard to say if it started with the casino or if the drugs, gangs and violence was going to happen there anyway.

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  7. J Frank Parnell, El Racista

    November 28th, 2012

    Well color me shocked.

    Not.

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  8. Troy

    November 28th, 2012

    It has gotten to the point that being black means nothing is ever your fault. When faulted, simply play the race card. (See Susan Rice).
    Eventually it will backfire.
    Nobody will hire or promote a minority because they cannot be closely scrutinized.
    That happened with black coaches when they first started hiring them as head coaches. No matter how bad they did, good luck dumping them.

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  9. Ray Cyst

    November 28th, 2012

    @ BFH… have you ever considered a career in criminal profiling? I have noticed in the past that you have an uncanny knack for guessing whodunnit.

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  10. 96Sunflowers

    November 28th, 2012

    I hate to rain on y’all’s racist parade, but, umm….those guys are Mexican. I mean, Latino.

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  11. 96Sunflowers

    November 28th, 2012

    And since they are criminals, Mexican=white. :)

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  12. TMart

    November 28th, 2012

    I kinda think you might be right; that first fathead looks like he could be a chilishitter. Not sure about the two others. Around here (Texas), the reporter on the crime beat wears out the Z key on his typewriter pretty fast.

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  13. serfer62

    November 28th, 2012

    Holders calls it “redestributing the welth” by my people

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  14. Edith McCrotch

    November 28th, 2012

    What Corky said…

    If you absolutely have to pick up a hitch hiker, pick up the black guy because he might only rob you.

    The white hitch hiker is the serial killer.

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  15. Jack Daniels

    November 28th, 2012

    @96,

    How does that change my comment one iota?

    I never indicated that the people in the video were any specific color or race. I was simply making an observation on racial double standards, and correct me if I’m wrong, I clearly stated MOST criminal activity, not all.

    Personally I could care less what race the people in the video were, my point was, I’m sick of being portrayed as a racist while those who commit these acts get a free ‘pass go’ card based on their race.

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  16. 96Sunflowers

    November 28th, 2012

    Jack, it doesn’t change your comment one bit and please don’t be so quick to take offense. It’s still the same story and they are still definitely Obama voters.

    Still, several commenters said black and if I’m not mistaken, so did the original post.

    Let’s be friends.

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  17. Goldenfoxx

    November 28th, 2012

    I just returned from 14 days of a luxury vacation on a cruise ship. I have to say that it was wonderful not to look at certain races on board because, there were none to be found. Maybe it’s because they haven’t found a way to thief their way on board.

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  18. Johnny Freedom

    November 28th, 2012

    Mojados.

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  19. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 28th, 2012

    Doesn’t matter what race these losers are cuz if Obama had sons, they would look like them.

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  20. Tony R

    November 28th, 2012

    I don’t know…I found the reporter extremely annoying, and she’s WHITE (I think).

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  21. Troy

    November 28th, 2012

    In the UK and Europe they call muslims who commit crimes…Asians.
    God, we are so fucked.
    Wait…wrong post, still think it is appropriate use of the f-bomb.

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  22. BigFurHat

    November 28th, 2012

    They’re not white. That’s a check mark in the profiling biz. I barely watched the video.

    If the story was about an ingenious robbery that involved cunning, smarts, expertise and professionalism, that counts out the blacks and browns. (In my racist mind.)

    If it’s a smash and grab, a flash mob, or people were shot and killed unnecessarily, it’s brown people.

    I’m a racist.

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  23. WhiteFalcon1

    November 29th, 2012

    @BFH: Brother, I’m with you!

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  24. Jack Daniels

    November 29th, 2012

    @96,

    No offense taken.

    We’re good

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