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Time Editors Hoping To Get Fluked
NEW YORK (BHN) – Time magazine has nominated celebrated hosehound Sandra Fluke as a finalist for 2012 Person of the Year.
Fluke is the Georgetown Law School student who testified before Congress about the desperate need for taxpayers to pay for the thousands of dollars of contraceptives she said she requires every year.
One Time insider says most of their editors have “probably never” had sex, and see Fluke’s nomination as their best chance of getting her to visit their office. “While not their first choice, some of these guys are so horny even the crack of dawn isn’t safe – she’ll do in a pinch,” said the employee.
Mark Zist
November 28th, 2012
Time is about to get “Newsweeked”
MAJ Mike
November 28th, 2012
We are sooooo fluked.
Unneutral
November 28th, 2012
They certainly have a low threshold.
Moe tom
November 28th, 2012
“even the crack of dawn isn’t safe.” LMAO. Greyscape? Are you……naw,,, couldn’t be.
Johnny Pickleduster
November 28th, 2012
She has the shape and features of a worn out plough horse.
Any so-called man who would ever pork this dead eyed sow is definitely a closeted homo.
OzarksAbe
November 28th, 2012
Fluke did not testify before Congress. She made a presentation before liberals at the House Democratic Steering and Policy Committee.
Pubert
November 28th, 2012
I’m still trying to figure out why a lesbian even
needs contraceptives..
Dano
November 28th, 2012
Put her on the cover of Hustler Magazine. Much more APPROPRIATE!
jmikehay
November 28th, 2012
what the hell is wrong with my country, i am so angry!!!!
mossberg12gal
November 28th, 2012
ya know, just when i let myself breathe a sigh of relief that we must have finally hit bottom, yet another shit-stupid revelation comes along, indicating that we still have a ways to go…seems like the bottomless barrel of crap we are just gonna hafta endure…
JDavid
November 28th, 2012
A guy would need to tie a board to his ass before climbing on that ride.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
November 28th, 2012
Maybe Time can include a few rubbers for the cause.
Troy
November 28th, 2012
I would gladly contribute large sums to the legal defense fund of anyone who would punch that ignorant scrunt in that smug jaw.
GO AWAY BITCH!