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THINGS ANGRY WHITE DUDE WOULD DO BEFORE VOTING FOR JEB BUSH IN ’16

Home - by - November 28, 2012 - 23:59 America/New_York - 22 Comments

Angry White Dude

NO MAS BUSHEROS!

AWD has been perfectly clear in saying America needs no more Kennedys, Clintoons, nor Bushes. Hell is filled with Kennedys and is busy making room for Bubba and Hitlery in the spacious Democrat wing. George Herbert Walker Bush and George W Bush were tremendous disappointments and should grovel to the ground and beg for mercy from conservatives. After all, both Bushes both claimed to be conservatives and proved to be wussypants moderate RINOs.

So now the latest of the undending Bush herd, Jeb, thinks it’s his turn at sucking as a US president. So he’s reportedly considering a run for the presidency in 2016. This excites AWD only a little less than a proctology exam from Dr. Scissorhands! Or eating glass. It’s so hard to decide! I would like to ask Jeb Bush concerning him running for president the following: Haven’t Americans suffered enough?

What makes Bush the likely choice for the wussypants RINO Republican Party? Here’s what he said during the Republican primary this year:

“I used to be a conservative and I watch these debates and I’m wondering, I don’t think I’ve changed, but it’s a little troubling sometimes when people are appealing to people’s fears and emotion rather than trying to get them to look over the horizon for a broader perspective and that’s kind of where we are.”

If Jeb used to be a conservative, he’s a shoo-in for the Repubs! Just what we need! Another p*ssy who wants to make friends with liberals! Sorry, Jeb! Republicans don’t need more of your type! They’re all filled up with wussies! They need some testosterone! And you appear to be severely lacking in that department!

The current mindset of the RINO Republican elite is to go all in to attract Latino voters. And Jeb Bush hablars Espanol…so he just has to be the nominee!! Or Marco Rubio, who is proving to be more and more RINOstic every day. Hussein got 70-odd percent of Hispanic votes in 2012 and the RINOs are peeing in their lacy, pink panties! Even when election results show that Romney lost because he didn’t close the deal with conservatives! Heaven forbid Republicans actually nominate a conservative! It would just be awful for them to actually win!

There is only one group in America that hates Tea Party conservatives more than the Democrats. The wussypants Republicans. They redistricted Allen West out of office and refused to help Michelle Bachmann and Steve King with their reelections because those leaders wouldn’t kow tow 100% of the time to Boehner and his crowd. The RINOs do not tolerate conservatives easily. So it’s not surprising Jeb Bush would throw his RINO sombrero into the ring and it’s not surprising the RINO elite would force him on Republicans like they did Romney.

One small problem. I promise you…even if it turns Al Sharpton white…AWD will NEVER, EVER, EVER vote for Jeb Bush! There is not one chance I will even consider it! And I know there are millions of me out there who will also sit out the next presidential election if Bush is on the Republican ticket! I crap you negative!

So AWD was thinking of things I’d rather do than vote for Jeb Bush:  more

» 22 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    November 29th, 2012

    I’m not giving up my guns. But I think we’ve all been Bush Whacked. Had enough big gov.

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  2. Moe tom

    November 29th, 2012

    It’s 4 years off. I’m going to relax for a year or so and clear my head. I won’t let my guard down.
    Not off topic but I watched O’Reilly tonight.
    O’Reilly was in his faux outrage mood, ranting on the state of the country, morality, obama,California, the womens vote etc. Dennis Miller seemed pissed off. He said to O’Reilly at one point:Paraphraseing. ‘You seem as worked up as I am now Bill but the train pulled out of the station two weeks ago.’ O’Reilly kissed Obama’s ass for months before the election and refused to call him a socialist. I think Miller shoved that up O’Reilly’s ass tonight. And rightly so.

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  3. simply enraged

    November 29th, 2012

    Another PERFECT example of overwhelming hubris. Can’t these clowns relate to reality at all? AWD nailed it.

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  4. scr_north

    November 29th, 2012

    Jeb Bush needs to be headed off at the pass if he;s thinking about 2016. His brother made a good wartime president but a lousy domestic one. Ronald Reagans worst mistake was not replacing GHW Bush as his running mate in his second term as he turned out to be a big government autocrat who managed to blow the huge goodwill he had built up for the first Gulf War by kowtowing to the liberals on taxation. Jeb needs to follow the lead of his brother and get off the political stage for good.

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  5. Czar of Defenestration

    November 29th, 2012

    Jeb Bush was responsible for driving all homeowner’s insurance companies out of Florida and instituting state owned/run “Citizen’s” Insurance.

    G.O.P. = R.I.P..

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  6. Bad Brad

    November 29th, 2012

    Moe tom, hopefully in 4 years the Tea Party has exploded like a Mushroom cloud and we kick both parties ass’s with a real conservative.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 29th, 2012

    Bush=Kennedy

    No thanks.

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  8. Kevin R.

    November 29th, 2012

    I’ve got a funny feeling events are going to overtake people like Jeb Bush and make them about as politically relevant as roadkill.

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  9. I Luv Bacon

    November 29th, 2012

    More of this new 3rd world order shite.

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 29th, 2012

    @ Czar – You sure about that? Thought it was Charlie Crist.

    And the governor didn’t drive the insurance companies out of the state (lawsuits after four hurricanes did), he allowed them to give up homeowner lines while keeping the profitable auto, health and life ones. Citizens’ was an attempt to fill the void.

    Only NOW is it a repressive, overfunded state-run monopoly. My homeowners is TRIPLE with Citizens what it was with John Hancock seven years ago.

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  11. J Frank Parnell

    November 29th, 2012

    I am disgusted as the rest of IOTWians. Bye-bye Socialist Republican Party.

    No more money, no more votes from me. I am done, let it all burn.

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  12. Diann

    November 29th, 2012

    I’d rather put a bid in to spend an hour in a strategy session with Sandra Fluke.

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  13. Bob M.

    November 29th, 2012

    I voted CHUCK BALDWIN – CONSTITUTION PARTY in ’08.

    I voted VIRGIL GOODE – CONSTITUTION PARTY in ’12.

    Gimmee ANOTHER RINO LOSER in ’16, and I’ll vote CONSTITUTION PARTY AGAIN! :x :x :x

    At least the CONSTITUTION PARTY knows WHAT it believes in.

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  14. thirdtwin

    November 29th, 2012

    I’d rather man a phone bank for Michelle Obama’s Senate campaign in 2016…especially if she’s running in Hawaii instead of Illinois.

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  15. Ricky

    November 29th, 2012

    I’ll tell you what Jeb did.. Jeb had his wife invest in the GEO group, Aramark and Trinity, then that douchebag claimed he would save the Florida tax payer by privatizing the prison systems and reducing the cost to run them, I’m almost certain he made a fortune with the kick-backs and his wifes stock options.. and then..get this..those companies who bid for those jobs..most were unable to do it for what was bid, the state had to kick in more money just to keep keep the inmates fed. bottom line, it cost more, state employees lost their jobs, and prison security was jeopardized. Jeb Bush is a menace!

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  16. persecutor

    November 29th, 2012

    The revvvvvrund Jerkson said it best: “stay outta da Bushes!”

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  17. Jack

    November 29th, 2012

    …I used to be a conservative… then I took an arrow to the knee.

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  18. Commissar M

    November 29th, 2012

    So THIS is the face of that “modernized” Republican party the RINOs keep talking about?

    *bitter laugh* They can effin’ well keep it then!

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  19. Rick

    November 29th, 2012

    Between the Modernized RINOs and the Taliban Wing of the party, I decided there’s no room for me.

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  20. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 29th, 2012

    well according to the obamayan calendar, 2016 does not even exist or if it does, elections will be long since gone or more like in russia, where there is one selection and 98% of the people vote for that one.

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  21. serfer62

    November 29th, 2012

    Lets face it, the ’14 & ’16 elections are lost thanks to The Establishment,

    That gives us about 5 years to get a Conservative nominee for prez in ’20.

    I will never vote national GOP again.

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  22. MM

    November 29th, 2012

    I don’t care if he picks Sarah Palin to run with him, i will never vote for Jeb. AAMOF if the Republican Party picks another in a long line of loser RINOs, I’m going to work for a 3rd party candidate-I’ve had it.

    Of course, 4 more years of this malignant, Marxist narcissist and God only knows what kind of shape America will be in.

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