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Naked Idiots Make Up Idiotic Rhymes at Boehner’s Office

Home - by - November 27, 2012 - 17:15 America/New_York - 21 Comments

Apparently there isnt enough funding for AIDS. So some morons got naked and started chanting. I wonder if they are TEA Party?

Here are the chants-

“Boehner, Boehner, don’t be a dick, budget cuts will make us sick.”

“Fight AIDS. Act up. Fight back.”

“End AIDS with the Robin Hood tax, no more budget cuts on our back.”

“Budget cuts are really rude, that’s why we have to be so lewd.”

Hoft posted the nauseating nakedness HERE



  1. hi_desertgirl

    November 27th, 2012

    Where were these douches when Bush was giving money to fight AIDS? Crickets back then. F*ck ‘em.

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  2. Edith McCrotch

    November 27th, 2012

    You’ve wasted away, you used to be chunky.
    That’s what you get for fucking a monkey.

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  3. grayscape

    November 27th, 2012

    Why aren’t they protesting Susan Rice who was against AIDS drugs for people in Africa? Oh yeah…that would be RAAAAACIST.

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  4. chiefillinicake

    November 27th, 2012





    This is heady stuff in the life of a Lib.

    If I’m Boehner I’m getting plastic covers for the office couches now.

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  5. Debbie

    November 27th, 2012

    I don’t feel sorry for you,
    And I don’t feel guilt,
    So go act responsible,
    Or get your name on the quilt.

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  6. IronyCurtain

    November 27th, 2012

    AIDS. The Completely Preventable Political Disease.

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  7. PearlClutcher

    November 27th, 2012

    Chant back at em:

    Hey hey why do dumb…
    Be careful where you put your cum..

    Hey Hey mind your own fucking dicks
    This will prevent you from getting sick.

    Hey Hey Keep your cocks in your pants,
    This will avoid your unnecessary chants.

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  8. PearlClutcher

    November 27th, 2012

    do should be so…ughh.

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  9. Unneutral

    November 27th, 2012

    I want government to research a morning after pill so I won’t get a hang-over if I binge drink.

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  10. Carlos The Jackal

    November 27th, 2012

    So you stuck your dick
    up the ass of a guy,
    Too bad you have AIDs
    you will probably die.

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  11. Ten Megaton

    November 27th, 2012

    Bloated budgets are ok as long as someone else is paying the bill.

    Difference between a refrigerator and a queer.
    Refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

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  12. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 27th, 2012

    Boner, step out of the way and let them have the ball. Vote Present and lay down. Too late to make a name for yourself, you suck and can’t fix nothing. You have no power at all.

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  13. chiefillinicake

    November 27th, 2012

    Maybe Boehner should show up naked at Harry Reid’s office?

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  14. Bob M.

    November 27th, 2012

    .38 wadcutters are about $12/box of 50.

    One .38 per AIDS victim oughta about CURE them.

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  15. simply enraged

    November 27th, 2012

    I think libidiots should just forswear clothes altogether. It’d save all that time of putting them on and then taking them off at so many venues. Their nakedness might also reduce the liklihood that they’d be able to reproduce. And it would be so much fun watching them here in MT, epecially in the winter.

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  16. Four .45's

    November 27th, 2012

    Naked zombies. Wait, I’m thinking…

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  17. Rick

    November 27th, 2012

    I didn’t realize AIDS was caused by lack of funding.

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  18. sablegsd

    November 27th, 2012

    After all these years and all the money wasted, these faggots still don’t know they have to stop putting their cocks in other mens poop chute
    and then putting it in their mouths if they want to avoid aids?

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  19. WhiteFalcon1

    November 27th, 2012

    Boehner? LMFAO…couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy…you lie with dogs (obama) you wake with fleas!

    I find it VERY hard to feel sympathy for anyone whose been warned for DECADES to knock the stupid shit off, who for decades, watched their community decimated by this disease and yet continued to pass it along, out of spite, apparently, and who still do this same stupid shit!

    Its called “personal responsibility”, y’all lack it! I don’t care if a person is gay, I DO care when they start blaming me for the stupid shit they’ve done to each other…AIDS= Adios Infected Dick Suckers!

    I don’t feel even a little bit bad for them…

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  20. CrustyB

    November 27th, 2012

    GAY = Get AIDS Yet?

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  21. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 28th, 2012

    To quote Boehner, from an Ohio friend who knows him well, “When you charm a snake, you sometimes have to lie down with it before you strike and kill it.”

    But what if the snake has YOU charmed there, Johnny boy?

    I can visualize Boehner the Bronze in a turban, playing a clarinet, trying to charm Obamaphagus Baraki into his song-and-dance but instead being hypnotized by the steady flow of $ $ $ $ $ from his intended prey.

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