Home - by BigFurHat - November 27, 2012 - 20:01 America/New_York - 284 Comments
November 27th, 2012
Just in time for Christmas.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
Down on Love
White House of the Rising Debt
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
Red, Red Tape.
I Broke the Law and The One Won
End of the Innocence
Ain’t No Sunstein
Whole Lotta Tax
Mary Jane Anklestraps
They’re Playing Our Swan Song.
The Star Mangled Banter
You Can Always Get What You Want
Don’t Worry Be Spongy
White (racist) Rabbit
My old Kentucky foreclosed home
Take It As It Comes
The Midnight Trail to Georgia (USSR)
Drowned In The Bayou.
Aint got no shame
Losing Your Religion
Fire and Reign
Take the Money and Run
Little Bummer Boy (Finally, a Christmas song).
Back in the USSR
Obama wont you subsidize me a Mercedes Bemz
Food Stamps Glorious Food Stamps
One Toke Over the Line
Jimmy Crack Corn fuel
Blah Blah O’Reilly
Working For The Weak Ends
Midnight Train Gunrunnin’
Last one out kill the lights, wouldya?
Whole Lotta Wookie
Just Enough For The Shitty
Sharia The Land
Walk like a shman
The Candy Man
It’s A Third World After All
Land of 1000 Taxes
take the money and run
Plunger Me Softly With His Lie
Bad Moon Rising, for four more years.
Take it past the limit
I’ve Been Jerking On The Railroad
The William Tell Overture, Take a dump, dump, dump…
You Really Got a Holder On Me
You Didn’t Build That
Duet with Al Sharpton
My best friend’s beard
Nancy In The Sty With Diamonds
It’a The End Of The World As We Know It
My Blue State Heaven
I’m Going Down
Prog rock album?
Screw you through a hurricane
Why Don’t We Steal Away
The Times, They Are Hope & Changin’
Ain’t no sunshine (til I’m gone)
I Can Sieze For Miles
All Along The Squatchtower
You light up my choom
I Don’t Need O’s Doctors
Not born in the USA
Stuck in the Middle with Jews
(Gravy Is) Thicker Than Water
You Make thieving Fun
While Your Wallet Gently Weeps
Buffalo Wookie Stance
I Still Haven’t Found What Your Working For
The (free government issued) Fez
You tax Up My Life
The Crime of the Century
Tomorrow Always Owes
Thank allah I’m A Man-Country Boy
Baby I’m A Want Food
Sittin on the dick of Obey
Your Ding A Ling
Ain’t That A Jack-Boot in the Head?
Job Killer Queen
Play Christy for me
I’d Like To Teach The World To Suffer
Bama’s Got a Brand New Grab
Lay-off (you got them on their knees…)
Forever In Mom Jeans
A whole album with his bestest butt buddy Bruce Springsteen:
Glory Hole Days
Born to Ruin
Its on Fire
Baby It’s Cold Inside
Proud to be a muslim
Fired And Reign
Abortin’ My Baby
Worker’s Paradise By The Dashboard Light
No More Mr. Nice Bi
Smells Like Teen Indoctrination
My Little Douche Coup
Nothing Compares to O
Wichita Waiting the Toilet Paper Line, Man.
Shaved by Zero
My Fart Will Go On
Wish You Were Queer
I’d Really Love To See Myself Tonight
Black Hole Son
Color My Swirl
Butt Scoot Boogie
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Trash Can Fire
Black Tragic Woman
Born To Ruin
What I Like About Jooos
All I want for Christmas is Your Shit
Sweet Drone Alabama
Ain’t no beard like the one I got
You Do Have to Live Like A Refugee
I Dropped A Bomb On You
99 Poofed Buffoons
Son of a grifter man
You Can’t Always Get What You Want
But If You Protest Sometimes
You can get what’ll help you not breed
Saturday in the park restrooms
Li Li Li! means I love you
Duet with Anita Dunn
I’m a little bit Commie (and I’m a little bit Cock Mongrel)
The Green Jobs Berets
Come and get your EBT
Won’t Get Fooled Again
Blame it on the Reign
How sweet it is to be loved by me
Dental Dam The Pusher
Homo on the Strange
How Sweet It Is To Be Gloved By You
Dickle Me Elmo
The Beerhall Blitz
Take It, Easy
Plastic Prophylactic Lover
Everything I Want
That’s the Night That the Lights Went Out (In America)
Reeling in the Queers
I’ll Never Work Again
Oops!…I Did You Again
Block You Like a Herman Cain
50 ways to love your welfare
Wichita Non-Union Lineman
Money For Nothing
Fortune has me well in hand, armies ‘wait at my command
My gold lies in a foreign land buried deep beneath the sand
The angels guide my ev’ry tread, my enemies are sick or dead
But all the victories I’ve led haven’t brought you to my bed
You see, everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Won’tcha tell me what did I do to offend you?
Now the purest race I’ve bred for thee to live in my democracy
And the highest human pedigree awaits the first-born boy baby
And my face on ev’ry coin engraved, the anarchists are all enslaved
My own flag is forever waved by the grateful people I have saved
Now, no land is beyond my claim when land is seized in the people’s name
By evil men who rob and maim, if war is hell, I’m not to blame!
Why, you can’t blame me, I’m Heaven’s child, I’m the second son of Mary mild
And I’m twice removed from Oscar Wilde, but he didn’t mind, why, he just smiled
Yes, and the ocean parts when I walk through, and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue
I’m held in very great value by everyone I meet but you
’cause I’ve used my talents as I could, I’ve done some bad, I’ve done some good
I did a whole lot better than they thought I would so, c’mon and treat me like you should!
Because everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Tell me what did I do to offend you?
Everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Tell me what did I do to offend you?
Yeah, everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Tell me what did I do to offend you?
Real Slim n Shady
Not Working For A Living
King Of The Toads
Cum On I Lean
Hoping in the Wind
Somebody’s Watching You
You’ve Got Another Tax Comin’
Get Out Of Our House
Slip Sliding Away
Hey!!…You’ve Got To Hide Your Funds Away
Barry Had a Little Scam
( ^ Damn, you guys are hard to follow ^ )
Blowing Up The Country
Bow To An Egyptian
Bright Lights, Big Shitty
Lets Work-Camp Together
We’ll Be There For You
I come from a man down under.
Were on the highway to hell.
Breakfast in Russia
The night the chicagoan lied.
When You Make Nothing At All
Bababababarack you aint seen nothing yet.
Midight train to gorge ya.
Too Far Gone
Save the Last Prance For Me
We will, we will, fuck you.
I Shot The bin Laden.
I Can’t Help you If You’re Still In Love With Joooooos
You never even called me by my kenyan name.
Detroit cock city.
They’re coming to take you away, ha ha
Sargeant Peckers lonely hearts club man.
Bye, Bye, miss america whites.
In the year 2016
And It Boned Me
Got your Gibson
Come back Reggie my cockhold never forgets.
Tin soldiers and Obamas coming.
Loves Me Like Barack
Sympathy for the Kenyan
Hood Times Bad Times
I want to tax and spend all night,and golf everyday.
Got To Ghetto Into Your Life
Eat The Rich
Blinded by the Blight.
The First C#nt Is The Deepest
Whiskey for my bi-sexual friends, beer for my homeys
Long cool man in a black dress
More then a reaming
Budget over troubled water
Don’t let your son go down on me
Obama, he’s crazy.
bob, bob, bob, bobs on iran, bob, bob, bob, bobs on iran
Jumping gas tax its a gas gas gas
Bridge over troubled squatters
I’m In Love With Me And I Feel Fine
Fears of a clown
Take this tax and shove it
Smoke On The Wierdo
killing me softly with his bong
Allah I want to screw
Sex and Randy
Hungry like a wookie
Squawk this way
You wookied me all night long
Boys just want to have fun
Burning down the whitehouse
Every tax has a thorn
Crackers got a gun
Its a nice day for a White deading
This is for my brother Nut Job.
Better to burn out then fade away.
Its the end of america as we know it
Addicted to gov
November 28th, 2012
ass in pocket
Oh, found this there too. Too bitchen. Epic.
Sorrry got carried away, and 1 last one.
Carry on my wayward slums
Nutjob, your an awesome dude.
Back at ya! and everyone here.
Andrea Shea King
OMG… 245 comments? WTF?
What’s your secret Fur?
Andrea, Just bounced over to your place. Lloyd Marcus needs a lot more air time. I have a couple friends like that. I think most of us would call them patriots.
eternal ¼ cracker p
There’s a tear in my beer water.. I can’t afford beer.
God, Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen
(Have so much to dismay)
They Come To amerika (sweet land of free tee vee)
Mrs. Robinson-obama (We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to help you learn to help yourself)
Money For Nothing (we’re in dire straights)
@Nutjob — “Addicted to Gov”
That’s the best one here.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Is Irony going to run with this ball?
“Ride My Chain Saw”
Bong Full Choomin with a Hack Guest
Ain’t Gonna Bump No More With That Big Fat Woman
(wait… that really is a song…)
Itsy-Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Dick in My Bikini
@ Chalupa- Good one. It’s their fault, too, so let’s bring the Euro-trash disco types into it.
“99 Poofed Buffoons”
Dopey from Nairobi
He Stopped Loving Him Today
Two Story Outhouse
All you need is gov
The Volt Song
Who’s Gonna Kill Their Jews
I Don’t Need Your ‘Lectric Chair
Born To Wookie
Onward Jihad Soldiers
The Man Who Sold the World
Wait, those are real songs.
We Three Kings of Washington Are
O Come All Ye Liberals
The First Tax Hike
I Saw Daddy *#@!ing Santa Claus
The Little Bath Towel Boy
It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like Taxmas
God damn you TP Congressmen
Chrissy the Red-Nosed Flamer
Have Yourself a Merry Little Entitlement
Commies We Have Heard While High
Oops, I’m Too late Again
(referring to myself, of course)
I’m Still a Gay
Tax on the Tires
I’m Gonna Miss Him
Lucy in The Sky With Foodstamps
Or for folks in Arizona
Lucy at The Fry’s With Foodstamps
Bend Over My Hammie
Two Hamhocks and a Donut Hole
Hold On Im Cummin (Reggie, baby)
Effen You Wanna be Happy for the Rest of your life, make a big skinny, big earred, little dicked man you wife…..
We all have to Die sometime !!!
Stranded in Sonoma
You Make Taxing Fun
Then I Saw Your Race, Now I’m a deceiver
My Pappy Said Son, You’re gonna drive me to drinking if ya don’t stop driving Nancy Pelosi to blinking.
This Land Is My Land
Tell Your Ma, tell your Pa, I’m gonna tax you back to Arkansas
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