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Just in time for Christmas.

+5

Down on Love

+3

White House of the Rising Debt

+5

Red, Red Tape.

+2

I Broke the Law and The One Won

+5

End of the Innocence

+3

Ain’t No Sunstein

+3

Whole Lotta Tax

+2

California Drainin’

+5

Fortunate Won

+6

They’re Playing Our Swan Song.

+5

The Star Mangled Banter

+8

Don’t Worry Be Spongy

+6

White (racist) Rabbit

+4

Take It As It Comes

+6

The Midnight Trail to Georgia (USSR)

+5

Drowned In The Bayou.

+5

Aint got no shame

+3

Losing Your Religion

+2

Fire and Reign

+4

Take the Money and Run

+6

Little Bummer Boy (Finally, a Christmas song).

+6

Back in the USSR

+5

Food Stamps Glorious Food Stamps

+6

One Toke Over the Line

+3

Jimmy Crack Corn fuel

+7

Blah Blah O’Reilly

+4

Midnight Train Gunrunnin’

+3

Last one out kill the lights, wouldya?

+2

Whole Lotta Wookie

+2

Just Enough For The Shitty

+4

Sharia The Land

+5

Gaydar Love

+8

Walk like a shman

+2

Kremlin Calling

+4

The Candy Man

+3

Land of 1000 Taxes

+3

take the money and run

+2

Plunger Me Softly With His Lie

+4

Bad Moon Rising, for four more years.

+5

Take it past the limit

+4

I’ve Been Jerking On The Railroad

+3

The William Tell Overture, Take a dump, dump, dump…

+2

You Really Got a Holder On Me

+4

You Didn’t Build That

Duet with Al Sharpton

+5

My best friend’s beard

+6

Nancy In The Sty With Diamonds

+7

It’a The End Of The World As We Know It

+4

My Blue State Heaven

+4

I’m Going Down

+2

Plunder Road

+5

Prog rock album?

+3

Screw you through a hurricane

+6

Why Don’t We Steal Away

+3

The Times, They Are Hope & Changin’

+3

I Can Sieze For Miles

+7

Faker Street

+3

All Along The Squatchtower

+8

You light up my choom

+2

I Don’t Need O’s Doctors

+3

Instant Coma

+3

(Gravy Is) Thicker Than Water

+2

You Make thieving Fun

+3

While Your Wallet Gently Weeps

+7

Buffalo Wookie Stance

+5

The (free government issued) Fez

+2

You tax Up My Life

+6

The Crime of the Century

+2

Tomorrow Always Owes

+4

Thank allah I’m A Man-Country Boy

+8

Baby I’m A Want Food

+4

Sittin on the dick of Obey

+8

Your Ding A Ling

+2

Ain’t That A Jack-Boot in the Head?

+4

Job Killer Queen

+9

Play Christy for me

+5

I’d Like To Teach The World To Suffer

+4

Bama’s Got a Brand New Grab

+4

Lay-off (you got them on their knees…)

+3

Forever In Mom Jeans

+5

A whole album with his bestest butt buddy Bruce Springsteen:

Glory Hole Days

Born to Ruin

Its on Fire

+5

Baby It’s Cold Inside

+3

Proud to be a muslim

+2

Fired And Reign

+4

Abortin’ My Baby

+8

Worker’s Paradise By The Dashboard Light

by TofuLoaf

+1

No More Mr. Nice Bi

+4

Losing Your Religion

+2

Smells Like Teen Indoctrination

+6

November Reign

+2

My Little Douche Coup

+4

Comfortably Dumbed

+3

Macho Woman

+3

Nothing Compares to O

+3

Wichita Waiting the Toilet Paper Line, Man.

+2

Shaved by Zero

+3

My Fart Will Go On

+2

Wish You Were Queer

+3

I’d Really Love To See Myself Tonight

+3

Black Hole Son

+5

Color My Swirl

+2

Dhimmi Shelter

+5

Butt Scoot Boogie

+2

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Trash Can Fire

+2

Black Tragic Woman

+4

Born To Ruin

+2

What I Like About Jooos

+2

All I want for Christmas is Your Shit

+1

Sweet Drone Alabama

+5

Ain’t no beard like the one I got

+3

Un-American Girl

+3

O.P.P.

+2

You Do Have to Live Like A Refugee

+3

I Dropped A Bomb On You

+1

99 Poofed Buffoons

+6

Son of a grifter man

+2

You Can’t Always Get What You Want

But If You Protest Sometimes

You can get what’ll help you not breed

+4

Saturday in the park restrooms

+3

Li Li Li! means I love you

+3

Duet with Anita Dunn

I’m a little bit Commie (and I’m a little bit Cock Mongrel)

+3

Brick(foreclosed)House

+2

The Green Jobs Berets

+3

Come and get your EBT

+2

Won’t Get Fooled Again

+5

Blame it on the Reign

+2

How sweet it is to be loved by me

+3

Dental Dam The Pusher

+2

Homo on the Strange

+3

Moooin’

+1

How Sweet It Is To Be Gloved By You

+5

Dickle Me Elmo

+1

The Beerhall Blitz

+1

Take It, Easy

+4

Plastic Prophylactic Lover

+3

Everything I Want

0

That’s the Night That the Lights Went Out (In America)

+3

Reeling in the Queers

+4

I’ll Never Work Again

+4

Oops!…I Did You Again

+1

Block You Like a Herman Cain

+2

50 ways to love your welfare

+5

Wichita Non-Union Lineman

+5

Money For Nothing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG6SCDUiFZs

Fortune has me well in hand, armies ‘wait at my command
My gold lies in a foreign land buried deep beneath the sand
The angels guide my ev’ry tread, my enemies are sick or dead
But all the victories I’ve led haven’t brought you to my bed

You see, everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Won’tcha tell me what did I do to offend you?

Now the purest race I’ve bred for thee to live in my democracy
And the highest human pedigree awaits the first-born boy baby
And my face on ev’ry coin engraved, the anarchists are all enslaved
My own flag is forever waved by the grateful people I have saved

You see, everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Won’tcha tell me what did I do to offend you?

Now, no land is beyond my claim when land is seized in the people’s name
By evil men who rob and maim, if war is hell, I’m not to blame!
Why, you can’t blame me, I’m Heaven’s child, I’m the second son of Mary mild
And I’m twice removed from Oscar Wilde, but he didn’t mind, why, he just smiled

Yes, and the ocean parts when I walk through, and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue
I’m held in very great value by everyone I meet but you
’cause I’ve used my talents as I could, I’ve done some bad, I’ve done some good
I did a whole lot better than they thought I would so, c’mon and treat me like you should!

Because everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Tell me what did I do to offend you?

Everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Tell me what did I do to offend you?

Yeah, everybody loves me, baby, what’s the matter with you?
Tell me what did I do to offend you?

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Real Slim n Shady

+2

Not Working For A Living

+4

King Of The Toads

+3

Cum On I Lean

0

Hoping in the Wind

0

Tainted Glove

0

Somebody’s Watching You

0

Elected Avenue

0

You’ve Got Another Tax Comin’

+3

Get Out Of Our House

+3

Slip Sliding Away

+4

Hey!!…You’ve Got To Hide Your Funds Away

+5

Barry Had a Little Scam

( ^ Damn, you guys are hard to follow ^ )

+1

Blowing Up The Country

+2

Bow To An Egyptian

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/bow-to-an-egyptian-t9670.html

+5

Bright Lights, Big Shitty

0

Lets Work-Camp Together

+1

We’ll Be There For You

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/we-ll-be-there-for-you-t8770.html

+3

I come from a man down under.

+2

Were on the highway to hell.

0

Breakfast in Russia

0

The night the chicagoan lied.

+3

When You Make Nothing At All

0

Bababababarack you aint seen nothing yet.

0

California Reaming.

+1

Loser

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/loser-t7285.html

+2

Midight train to gorge ya.

+2

Too Far Gone

0

Save the Last Prance For Me

0

We will, we will, fuck you.

+4

I Shot The bin Laden.

+1

I Can’t Help you If You’re Still In Love With Joooooos

+3

Tax Mandate

0

You never even called me by my kenyan name.

+2

Detroit cock city.

+1

They’re coming to take you away, ha ha

+2

Sargeant Peckers lonely hearts club man.

+2

Bye, Bye, miss america whites.

+4

Harddick Hotel

+1

In the year 2016

+1

And It Boned Me

0

Got your Gibson

+3

Come back Reggie my cockhold never forgets.

+1

Tin soldiers and Obamas coming.

0

Loves Me Like Barack

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/loves-me-like-barack-t9838.html

+4

Sympathy for the Kenyan

0

Hood Times Bad Times

+4

I want to tax and spend all night,and golf everyday.

+1

Got To Ghetto Into Your Life

+4

Eat The Rich

+1

Blinded by the Blight.

+1

The First C#nt Is The Deepest

+3

Whiskey for my bi-sexual friends, beer for my homeys

0

Long cool man in a black dress

+1

La Bama

+2

More then a reaming

0

Budget over troubled water

0

White Stabbit

0

Chained Melody

0

Woodcock

0

Kenyan Rhapsody

+1

Don’t let your son go down on me

+3

Obama, he’s crazy.

+2

bob, bob, bob, bobs on iran, bob, bob, bob, bobs on iran

0

Jumping gas tax its a gas gas gas

+2

Bridge over troubled squatters

+1

I’m In Love With Me And I Feel Fine

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/i-m-in-love-with-me-and-i-feel-fine-t9129.html

+4

Fears of a clown

0

Take this tax and shove it

0

Smoke On The Wierdo

+3

killing me softly with his bong

+1

Allah I want to screw

0

Sex and Randy

0

Hungry like a wookie

0

Squawk this way

0

You wookied me all night long

0

Boys just want to have fun

+1

Burning down the whitehouse

0

sister muslim

0

tainted dove

0

Every tax has a thorn

+1

Crackers got a gun

+1

867-5309/reggie

0

Love Tax

0

Its a nice day for a White deading

0

This is for my brother Nut Job.

Better to burn out then fade away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMs3PCDM8Eg
/

+1

Its the end of america as we know it

+2

Addicted to gov

+4

ass in pocket

+2

Oh, found this there too. Too bitchen. Epic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go&feature=related
/

+1

This is for my brother Nut Job.

Better to burn out then fade away.

Sorrry got carried away, and 1 last one.
Carry on my wayward slums

+5

Nutjob, your an awesome dude.

+3

Nutjob, your an awesome dude.

Back at ya! and everyone here.

+3

OMG… 245 comments? WTF?

What’s your secret Fur?

+3

Andrea, Just bounced over to your place. Lloyd Marcus needs a lot more air time. I have a couple friends like that. I think most of us would call them patriots.

+1

There’s a tear in my beer water.. I can’t afford beer.

+2

God, Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen
(Have so much to dismay)

They Come To amerika (sweet land of free tee vee)

Mrs. Robinson-obama (We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to help you learn to help yourself)

Money For Nothing (we’re in dire straights)

+2

@Nutjob — “Addicted to Gov”

That’s the best one here.

+1

Is Irony going to run with this ball?

0

“Ride My Chain Saw”

0

Bong Full Choomin with a Hack Guest

0

Ain’t Gonna Bump No More With That Big Fat Woman

(wait… that really is a song…)

+1

Itsy-Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Dick in My Bikini

+1

Big John

+2

@ Chalupa- Good one. It’s their fault, too, so let’s bring the Euro-trash disco types into it.

“99 Poofed Buffoons”

+3

Dopey from Nairobi

+1

He Stopped Loving Him Today

+2

Two Story Outhouse

+2

All you need is gov

+5

D-E-C-L-I-N-E

+2

White Frightnin

+2

The Volt Song

0

Amazing Gayce

+1

Who’s Gonna Kill Their Jews

+1

I Don’t Need Your ‘Lectric Chair

+2

Born To Wookie

+1

Hog Wife

+3

Onward Jihad Soldiers

+3

The Pretender

Creep

The Man Who Sold the World

Loser

Wait, those are real songs.

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We Three Kings of Washington Are

O Come All Ye Liberals

The First Tax Hike

I Saw Daddy *#@!ing Santa Claus

The Little Bath Towel Boy

It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like Taxmas

God damn you TP Congressmen

Chrissy the Red-Nosed Flamer

Have Yourself a Merry Little Entitlement

Commies We Have Heard While High

+3

Oops, I’m Too late Again

(referring to myself, of course)

0

I’m Still a Gay
Dicks
Tax on the Tires
I’m Gonna Miss Him

+1

Lucy in The Sky With Foodstamps

Or for folks in Arizona

Lucy at The Fry’s With Foodstamps

+3

Bend Over My Hammie
Two Hamhocks and a Donut Hole
Hold On Im Cummin (Reggie, baby)

0

Effen You Wanna be Happy for the Rest of your life, make a big skinny, big earred, little dicked man you wife…..

+2

We all have to Die sometime !!!

0

You Make Taxing Fun

0

Then I Saw Your Race, Now I’m a deceiver

+1

My Pappy Said Son, You’re gonna drive me to drinking if ya don’t stop driving Nancy Pelosi to blinking.

0

This Land Is My Land

0

Tell Your Ma, tell your Pa, I’m gonna tax you back to Arkansas

(true story)

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