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Free rubbers and dead babies forever!

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What the Fluke!??!?!?!?

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Maybe ‘cum-on’ of the year.

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The cover of Time’s Person of the Year should be no Fluke……..

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thanks for the tip. I will not buy that copy, oh wait I have not bought a copy of Time since a long long time ago. why waste my money on expensive toilet paper?

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Slime marches on.

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@Bitterclinger – ROTGLMAO! Did fix her flat head too?

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@ bitterclinger

Dude. That had me rolling!!!!

Bwaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa!!!

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A reminder to us all that SLUTS vote!

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@ Stirrin

And apparently outnumber people of virtue. Which makes no sense if they keep aborting babies. How are there any of these idiots left?

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GOVERNMENT SPONSORED
RUBBERIZED PATRON SAINT OF ‘THE GOP WHITE OLD MEN’S WAR ON WOMEN’ . . .
— Sandra Fluck 2012
—————————-—
• Who gives a Fluck?
• Go Fluck yourself!
• Wanna Fluck?
• Eh, what the Fluck.
• FLUCK YOU & the white horse you rode in on!

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is that John Boehner?

I can’t keep these libs straight

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Pee On of the Year

http://www.fastdecals.com/shop/images/detailed/8/peeon_obama01.jpg

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More like: “Irrelevant Magazine of the Year.”

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Time’s Walking Sperm-bank Of The Year

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Heh.

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If by person of the year they mean slut, whore, stank biotch of the year, then I agree

+3

Can I eat asparagus first???

0

Talk about a punch-able face…

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Say, wasn’t Hitler Time’s Man of the Year once?

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She looks a bit plain. Here are a couple of accesories that would look good on her and dress up the cover:

http://img2.etsystatic.com/000/0/6086810/il_fullxfull.207647102.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-smImql7wZds/TguL4gNb-NI/AAAAAAAAALc/0V6yW1s5LiE/s320/condomnecklace.jpg

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The background should be gold,right?

Just sayin.

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Chrissy Mattews nominated Super Storm Sandy.

+2

Her hair always has that just slept with the entire frat house look.

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Photoshopping the “O” mouth of one of those sex dolls onto her would be poetic…but then she wouldn’t need all those condoms….

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Hey Sandra didn’t you hear? The bedhead look is dead!

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If she is the selected “Person of the Year,” I guess I’ve overstayed my welcome in this country.

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C’mon, a little compassion … think of all those hundreds of Georgetowners (Hoyas?) who woulda had to jerk off …

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It would be more appropriate if there was a giant condom covering her head.

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“Peon” – is that a verb?

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This is going on the wall next to the one with Obumfuk sucking George Clooney’s tuxedo trousers.

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WTF -What the fluke

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She’s so smart she aced the slut test

http://www.okcupid.com/the-slut-test

0

Hey look,
it’s Moan of Ark

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Before Sandra Fluke was pushing insurance companies to pay for birth control that’s $10 at Walmart, K-Mart, Target … (without insurance) she was pushing insurance companies to pay for sex change operations: http://www.catholic.org/politics/story.php?id=45074. So hold on, I’m sure the sex change (gender reassignment) lobby is working overtime on its next phase of overcoming the first sentence of the First Amendment. It is therefore fitting that Sandra Fluke be nominated for the Time ‘Person of the Year.’ She attracted crowds of 10 near/at universities: http://www.rgj.com/article/20121020/NEWS19/310200053/Fluke-pushes-early-voting-Reno?nclick_check=1 & http://twitchy.com/2012/11/02/hilarious-sandra-fluke-draws-crowd-of-tens-to-florida-rally-for-obama/. She testified at a congressional hearing that turned out NOT to be a hearing but instead a mock hearing by dems, as usual, deceiving the American people. She is also worthy of this year’s honor because she rambled incoherently during her “speech” at the DNC convention.

In a year where a majority of our citizens appear to be intoxicated with stupidity, why not Sandra Fluke? Who else better represents the downfall of America? http://christiannews.net/2012/11/27/time-magazine-nominates-feminist-birth-control-pill-activist-sandra-fluke-as-person-of-the-year/

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Did you plug that ho yet Daddy?

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SHOULDN’T her nose be running… so we know she’s FULL?

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Now we know who those 10 people in the parking lot were. They were Time reporters.

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Hitler was named TIME’s Man-Of-The-Year-1938 in the January 2, 1939 issue.

But, Hell, I was Man Of The Year three (3) times:
in 1932, 1934, and 1941…
so you know it’s rigged.

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This “award” is a joke, just like the magazine.

It is as ridiculous as giving the Nobel Peace Prize to the POTUS, just for having a pulse. What irony that his illegal war in Libya culminated in failure in Benghazi.

We have an arrogant and incompetent America-hating fool in the White House.

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Hey, let’s find the keys, we can both drive out. (old joke, hopefully somebody gets it) But, that’s her.

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