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  1. ccoffer

    November 27th, 2012

    Free rubbers and dead babies forever!

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  2. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 27th, 2012

    What the Fluke!??!?!?!?

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  3. Unneutral

    November 27th, 2012

    Maybe ‘cum-on’ of the year.

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  4. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 27th, 2012

    The cover of Time’s Person of the Year should be no Fluke……..

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  5. Noodengr

    November 27th, 2012

    thanks for the tip. I will not buy that copy, oh wait I have not bought a copy of Time since a long long time ago. why waste my money on expensive toilet paper?

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  6. bitterclinger

    November 27th, 2012

    That reminds me of another ijit who got her 15-minutes of fame for immorality via close proximity to a democrat presidunce:

    After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror remembering her time with Bill Clinton.

    Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

    “God, if you take away my love handles,
    I’ll devote my life to you” she prayed.

    And just like that, her ears fell off!

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  7. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    Slime marches on.

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  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 27th, 2012

    @Bitterclinger – ROTGLMAO! Did fix her flat head too?

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  9. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 27th, 2012

    @ bitterclinger

    Dude. That had me rolling!!!!

    Bwaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa!!!

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  10. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 27th, 2012

    A reminder to us all that SLUTS vote!

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  11. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 27th, 2012

    @ Stirrin

    And apparently outnumber people of virtue. Which makes no sense if they keep aborting babies. How are there any of these idiots left?

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  12. Tracy

    November 27th, 2012

    GOVERNMENT SPONSORED
    RUBBERIZED PATRON SAINT OF ‘THE GOP WHITE OLD MEN’S WAR ON WOMEN’ . . .
    — Sandra Fluck 2012
    —————————-—
    • Who gives a Fluck?
    • Go Fluck yourself!
    • Wanna Fluck?
    • Eh, what the Fluck.
    • FLUCK YOU & the white horse you rode in on!

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  13. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 27th, 2012

    is that John Boehner?

    I can’t keep these libs straight

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  14. Anonymous

    November 27th, 2012

     
  15. Tim

    November 27th, 2012

    More like: “Irrelevant Magazine of the Year.”

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  16. CrustyB

    November 27th, 2012

    Time’s Walking Sperm-bank Of The Year

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  17. norman einstein

    November 27th, 2012

    Heh.

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  18. nco77

    November 27th, 2012

    If by person of the year they mean slut, whore, stank biotch of the year, then I agree

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  19. hanoverfist

    November 27th, 2012

    Can I eat asparagus first???

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  20. Troy

    November 27th, 2012

    Talk about a punch-able face…

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  21. Diann

    November 27th, 2012

    Say, wasn’t Hitler Time’s Man of the Year once?

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  22. Menderman

    November 27th, 2012

    She looks a bit plain. Here are a couple of accesories that would look good on her and dress up the cover:

    http://img2.etsystatic.com/000/0/6086810/il_fullxfull.207647102.jpg

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-smImql7wZds/TguL4gNb-NI/AAAAAAAAALc/0V6yW1s5LiE/s320/condomnecklace.jpg

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  23. hanoverfist

    November 27th, 2012

    The background should be gold,right?

    Just sayin.

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  24. Menderman

    November 27th, 2012

    Chrissy Mattews nominated Super Storm Sandy.

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  25. Anonymous

    November 27th, 2012

    Her hair always has that just slept with the entire frat house look.

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  26. Czar of Defenestration

    November 27th, 2012

    Photoshopping the “O” mouth of one of those sex dolls onto her would be poetic…but then she wouldn’t need all those condoms….

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  27. Carlos The Jackal

    November 27th, 2012

    Hey Sandra didn’t you hear? The bedhead look is dead!

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  28. old_oaks

    November 27th, 2012

    If she is the selected “Person of the Year,” I guess I’ve overstayed my welcome in this country.

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  29. Tim

    November 27th, 2012

    C’mon, a little compassion … think of all those hundreds of Georgetowners (Hoyas?) who woulda had to jerk off …

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  30. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 27th, 2012

    It would be more appropriate if there was a giant condom covering her head.

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  31. scribble

    November 27th, 2012

    “Peon” – is that a verb?

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  32. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    This is going on the wall next to the one with Obumfuk sucking George Clooney’s tuxedo trousers.

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  33. Anonymous

    November 27th, 2012

    WTF -What the fluke

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  34. Anonymous

    November 27th, 2012

    She’s so smart she aced the slut test

    http://www.okcupid.com/the-slut-test

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  35. Alxandro

    November 27th, 2012

    Hey look,
    it’s Moan of Ark

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  36. ToreyDawn

    November 27th, 2012

    Before Sandra Fluke was pushing insurance companies to pay for birth control that’s $10 at Walmart, K-Mart, Target … (without insurance) she was pushing insurance companies to pay for sex change operations: http://www.catholic.org/politics/story.php?id=45074. So hold on, I’m sure the sex change (gender reassignment) lobby is working overtime on its next phase of overcoming the first sentence of the First Amendment. It is therefore fitting that Sandra Fluke be nominated for the Time ‘Person of the Year.’ She attracted crowds of 10 near/at universities: http://www.rgj.com/article/20121020/NEWS19/310200053/Fluke-pushes-early-voting-Reno?nclick_check=1 & http://twitchy.com/2012/11/02/hilarious-sandra-fluke-draws-crowd-of-tens-to-florida-rally-for-obama/. She testified at a congressional hearing that turned out NOT to be a hearing but instead a mock hearing by dems, as usual, deceiving the American people. She is also worthy of this year’s honor because she rambled incoherently during her “speech” at the DNC convention.

    In a year where a majority of our citizens appear to be intoxicated with stupidity, why not Sandra Fluke? Who else better represents the downfall of America? http://christiannews.net/2012/11/27/time-magazine-nominates-feminist-birth-control-pill-activist-sandra-fluke-as-person-of-the-year/

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  37. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 27th, 2012

    Did you plug that ho yet Daddy?

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  38. Bob M.

    November 27th, 2012

    SHOULDN’T her nose be running… so we know she’s FULL? :-o :-o :-o

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  39. Corona

    November 27th, 2012

    Now we know who those 10 people in the parking lot were. They were Time reporters.

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  40. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 27th, 2012

    Hitler was named TIME’s Man-Of-The-Year-1938 in the January 2, 1939 issue.

    But, Hell, I was Man Of The Year three (3) times:
    in 1932, 1934, and 1941…
    so you know it’s rigged.

    :-) :evil: :-)

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  41. Braden Lynch

    November 28th, 2012

    This “award” is a joke, just like the magazine.

    It is as ridiculous as giving the Nobel Peace Prize to the POTUS, just for having a pulse. What irony that his illegal war in Libya culminated in failure in Benghazi.

    We have an arrogant and incompetent America-hating fool in the White House.

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  42. Bad Brad

    November 28th, 2012

    Hey, let’s find the keys, we can both drive out. (old joke, hopefully somebody gets it) But, that’s her.

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