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Good news! Jesse Jackson, Jr. might not have committed enough felonies to lose pension

Home - by - November 27, 2012 - 21:30 America/New_York - 17 Comments

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Jesse Jackson Jr. resigned over the holiday weekend, thus ending my fun and triggering a February primary for his seat which might feature an honest-to-Axelrod child predator, among other lunatics. Not that Jesse Jackson Jr. wasn’t a lunatic. And that has nothing to do with the alleged bipolar disorder he claims he has that conveniently allowed him to sit out the campaign. He did naked karate. In a Turkish bathhouse. In front of people.

But whatever. The assumption is that Jackson Jr. resigned because of an impending indictment, and only when Congress agreed to pay him long-term disability, which means we’d pay him for doing less work than we were already paying him to do. The catch was that he would probably lose his pension because, obviously, if you’re a felon and in Congress you probably shouldn’t also get your pension.

But see, that last part was an assumption. And when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.

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  1. Doc

    November 27th, 2012

    Oh thank God, I’ve been so worried about that poor thing…..FUKIM and his worthless POS daddy too!

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  2. Poonces

    November 27th, 2012

    I thought the more crimes a democrat committed, the more he was worshiped by his colleagues in Congress, and the minions who elected him.

    Isn’t that the goal of all liberals? to do whatever they want and blame everything and everyone else when caught?

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  3. Diann

    November 27th, 2012

    How does someone that stupid manage to get elected to Congr… you know what, I can’t even pretend to ask that question.

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  4. grayscape

    November 27th, 2012

    So Democrat slaves get to keep their pension no matter how many bitches and ho’s the beat up?

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  5. Edith McCrotch

    November 27th, 2012

    I will say this about the boy in the way that my Mama’s family from Mobile would…

    nigger.

    (The truth even sounds different that way…doesn’t it?)

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  6. Truthsayer221

    November 27th, 2012

    Well, well. well, it appears that the mighty “Jesse Jackson” has sired offspring of his own whom only care about maximum return for minimum effort. I refuse to believe this was/is the model that Martin Luther King had in mind!

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  7. Moe tom

    November 27th, 2012

    High Crimes and Misdemeanors do not count for democrats. Jesse Jr. can have up to, but not more than, 6 felonies. After six felonies a Special Congressional Panel will be appointed to consider the charges. A thorough investigation will be conducted………..wake me up when this shit is over./
    No word on Benghazi indictments yet. Is it true that FOX News caused the whole thing? I haven’t been paying attention. Call it total lack of interest. Like WGAF anymore?

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  8. Moe tom

    November 27th, 2012

    Diann: Hee, hee. How the hell can you ask a question like that?
    “How does someone that stupid get elected..”?
    Hee, hee, hee. That’s a good one.

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  9. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    George Bushs fault in 3, 2, 1,….

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  10. Bad Brad

    November 27th, 2012

    I know a couple very intelligent black people, Negroes, pigmented challenged, what ever is politically correct now. I call my friends by their first names. The difference I see between them and Brothers like Jessie, and his dad, is my friends left the plantation along time ago. I really don’t think about race when I’m around them. Unfortunately Barack is making me feel like a racists.

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  11. CrustyB

    November 27th, 2012

    Jesse won the Ghetto Lottery.

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  12. Moe tom

    November 28th, 2012

    Bad Brad: Barak and his ilk are the fu*king racists They are bent on destruction.

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  13. Xavier

    November 28th, 2012

    Racism Reports From Pollutico:

    Black leaders are growing increasingly worried that a white candidate might seize the seat of former Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson in the upcoming Illinois special election.

    With a host of black candidates announcing their intention to run, the concern is that they could split the African-American vote and provide a plurality to a white contender. The worries escalated this week after former Rep. Debbie Halvorson, a white Democrat and veteran of suburban Chicago politics, threw her hat into the ring.

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    Some black officials have met Halvorson’s entry into the race with outright hostility. Kwame Raoul, a Democratic state senator who has been vocal about his concern that a white candidate could win the seat, said Halvorson is exploiting an opportunity she saw in the emerging crowded field of black candidates.

    It’s not racism – it’s ethnic solidarity – X

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  14. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 28th, 2012

    Doesn’t JJJ have to live to be 65 in order to begin collecting that pension, though?

    At the rate he’s going, he may collect God’s pension first… if we’re lucky.

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  15. jmikehay

    November 28th, 2012

    what politician could?

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  16. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 28th, 2012

    So he’s still under the black democrat limit of 1000?

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  17. Rick

    November 28th, 2012

    Bi-Polarity Miracle Cure in 99, 98, 97…

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