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GOTHENBURG, Sweden — A 37-year old woman is facing possible prison time after being arrested for allegedly having sex with human bones.

The unidentified woman was arrested in September after police found more than 100 bone fragments in her home, as well as photographs in which a woman is seen kissing the skulls, according to the Swedish news agency TT.

Prosecutors say the woman used the remains, which included six skulls and one backbone, in “sexual situations,” according to the TT.

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h/t  Chalupa

» 25 Comments

  1. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    I’m sure the trial will be filled with bones of contention….

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  2. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    That was one lucky stiff…

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  3. Bad Brad

    November 27th, 2012

    Thanks Cardigan, There goes my boner. My wife will be in touch.

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  4. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    Six skulls? Well, the morgue the merrier…

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  5. Chalupa

    November 28th, 2012

    She looks for dates on E Obituary Harmony…

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  6. Plain Jane

    November 28th, 2012

    I didn’t really need to read that. No, not at all. As if the election wasn’t enough to jeopardize my psyche.

    Oh my goodness.

    The poor demented woman!

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  7. Nutjob

    November 28th, 2012

    Talk about a boner.

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  8. Cynic

    November 28th, 2012

    She liked getting boned.

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  9. Moxie Man

    November 28th, 2012

    I guess she wanted to jump his bones – literally.

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 28th, 2012

    So THAT’s why Sweden wants to get rid of sex-ID’ed toys?

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  11. Billy Fuster

    November 28th, 2012

    Does this mean I have to stop dating Agnes?

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  12. the aardvark

    November 28th, 2012

    All I can think of is the old spiritual song that blacks sung once upon a time, Dem Bones. Or maybe she was just trying to bone up on her obviously lacking sex life. Geez, what next!

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  13. the aardvark

    November 28th, 2012

    Maybe a skeleton was the only date she could get. Are you sure this isn’t a plot for a new Steven King novel or a Tim Burton movie?

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  14. Xavier

    November 28th, 2012

    ♪♫ The leg bone’s connected to the… ♪♫

    :$

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  15. Xavier

    November 28th, 2012

    Well hell that :$ was supposed to make a :oops:

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  16. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 28th, 2012

    What’s the big deal? Until they separated, Arnold Schwarzenegger was doing the same thing sleeping with Skeletor’s daughter Maria.

    Oh, and was that John Boehner’s backbone?

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  17. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 28th, 2012

    Swedes confuse BONES with BONER. That must be what made the blonde in ABBA go over the cliff, since she never did learn English.

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  18. conservative cowgirl

    November 28th, 2012

    Is her nickname “Boney Maroney”?

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  19. Unruly Refugee

    November 28th, 2012

    @conservative cowgirl

    LOL, it is now.

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  20. Barry O.

    November 28th, 2012

    Fluke is Swedish?

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  21. Anton LaVey

    November 28th, 2012

    Now that’s my kind of fetish!

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  22. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 28th, 2012

    I’m sure she had a bone to pick with someone.

    Ba da bing!

    I’ll be here all week……

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  23. John

    November 28th, 2012

    I wonder; what’s the first step on the path where this is where you end up?

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  24. Carl van Cassel

    November 28th, 2012

    Polaroids…or it didn’t happen.

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  25. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    November 29th, 2012

    @ John

    I think it’s asking the question you’re asking…

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