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First Lady to Return to Humiliating Nation’s Youth

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Michelle Obama said she’ll get back to humiliating the fat kids of the nation after they’ve “stuffed their chubby little faces with candy and goodies during the holidays.” The First Lady vows to continue to her campaign to stamp out obesity after the school holiday break even if it starves and pisses off an entire generation. “These are kids who stuff there faces with Mickey-D’s French fries and aren’t even healthy enough to run away from a Republican pervert.

The task is daunting one after The First Lady found herself the subject of a round of booing while she served Thanksgiving dinner at the White House to family and guests in the White House Dinning Room.

Eyewitness reports had difficulty identifying the origination of the booing, which by many accounts appeared to be scattered throughout the dining room. Secret Service agents believed they had pinpointed the source of the booing to the kids’ table, where Vice President Joe Biden was also seated, but further investigation revealed a possible second booer situated behind the coffee cart.




  1. Houston

    November 27th, 2012

    I have never seen someone who always looks angry like she does. She is in the White House, her husband is president, just won re-election. She has everything she can possibly want.

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  2. Diann

    November 27th, 2012

    The single most discouraging thing about Obama’s reelection? That ugly mug will continue to infest our magazine covers and airwaves.

    God help us one and all.

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  3. eternal ¼ cracker p

    November 27th, 2012

    Maybe we’re a bit off calling her squatch since she acts in line with a wolf scowling at the moon.

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  4. Poonces

    November 27th, 2012

    I would think the best diet for the little fat freeloaders would be to look at Mom’s ass in Chartreuse Spandex.

    It always works for me, when I walk the halls of Walmart.

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  5. Anonymous

    November 27th, 2012

    Is this from Her Thighness who would tip over Guam if she ever sat on it?

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  6. super toe

    November 27th, 2012

    Wanna turn the herd on the Mooch?
    Ban all junk food from being purchased if you
    receive a welfare check.

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  7. SgtZim

    November 27th, 2012

    Stop bullying fat kids bitch!

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  8. Ya sure

    November 27th, 2012

    @ Houston

    “She has everything she can possibly want.”

    Except dignity, decency, and human physical proportions.

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  9. Carlos The Jackal

    November 27th, 2012

    “Stamp out obesity”
    Because the liberal “war on poverty” has been such a rousing success…

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  10. Diann

    November 27th, 2012

    Carlos has a very excellent point! Imagine after 45 years of government-sponsored “anti-obesity” campaign just how fat the average elementary school kid will be. We’re talking Sumu here.

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  11. Houston

    November 27th, 2012

    @Ya Sure

    You are correct on that.

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  12. tenmegaton

    November 27th, 2012

    Fat is as fat does.

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  13. susanm

    November 27th, 2012


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