Michelle Obama said she’ll get back to humiliating the fat kids of the nation after they’ve “stuffed their chubby little faces with candy and goodies during the holidays.” The First Lady vows to continue to her campaign to stamp out obesity after the school holiday break even if it starves and pisses off an entire generation. “These are kids who stuff there faces with Mickey-D’s French fries and aren’t even healthy enough to run away from a Republican pervert.”
The task is daunting one after The First Lady found herself the subject of a round of booing while she served Thanksgiving dinner at the White House to family and guests in the White House Dinning Room.
Eyewitness reports had difficulty identifying the origination of the booing, which by many accounts appeared to be scattered throughout the dining room. Secret Service agents believed they had pinpointed the source of the booing to the kids’ table, where Vice President Joe Biden was also seated, but further investigation revealed a possible second booer situated behind the coffee cart.