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Gov. Jerry Brown leads them to Texas

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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    Too damn late, ya sunzabitches!

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    If Texas WERE to secede, the GOV could theoretically take back all the military facilities there and the Houston Space center. He could repopulate the University of Texas with right-thinking faculty. He could ship the black population of Houston BACK to New Orleans. He could call Texans in the military back home to their OWN country.

    The possibilities stagger the imagination!!!

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  3. Commissar M

    November 27th, 2012

    The problem is, they bring all their failed socialist ideals when they move to Texas.

    I have a relative who recently transferred back to Texas for the second time in a decade. In the early 2000s, most of his coworkers were either native Texans or at least had lived there for many years. This time, the majority of his coworkers are recent transplants and primarily from failing blue states like Michigan.

    Much like the case in Florida, enough liberals will eventually flip a state politically and begin to rot its social and economic foundation.

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  4. AbigailAdams

    November 27th, 2012

    @Commissar M — That is exactly what happened to WA starting in the late ’80s. We used to be a thriving, normal, boundaried state. Now we are a “sanctuary” state for every low-life welfare seeker in the country, one of those states on every welfare undergrounder’s map as well as all the Somali refugees, illegal alien Mexican’s and assorted riff raff who need government freebies. I wish Louisiana’s sink hole was in King county.

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  5. Tim

    November 27th, 2012

    The trick is keeping CA’s implosion localized.

    I have little doubt that the socialists will try to nationalize CA’s imbecilities.

    Of course, that’s why they’re National Socialists.

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  6. Death_By_Farts

    November 27th, 2012

    Or you can come here to Indiana, Texas’s smaller cousin.

    This election we said NO to Obama.
    We elected one of the most conservative Republicans in Congress, Mike Pence, to be our Gov.
    We also elected a super majority in the state senate/house.
    We have job openings all across the grid, a balanced budget with a surplus, low taxes and low cost of living.
    Aside from Kentucky, Indiana is surrounded by idiot states, but she’s rock solid, and bully-proof.
    Proud to be a Hoosier.

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  7. orbitup

    November 27th, 2012

    Please sty in Cali, it’s so perdy.

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  8. Billy Fuster

    November 27th, 2012

    Don’t you see it coming? The federal government will soon step in to bale out the failing socialist states–with YOUR tax dollars.

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  9. Mountain Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    During the Dust Bowl of the 1930s when groups of “Okies” migrated to California in search of work, California vigilantes beat them up, accused them of being communists, and burned their shacks down.

    Maybe they should go north to a Yankee state. Ohio maybe? They need the voters up there.

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  10. MaryfromMarin

    November 27th, 2012

    Looking forward to the day when we exit this socialist graveyard.

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  11. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 27th, 2012

    I am stuck in this socialist ghetto dive called CA for at least 2 more years. Then it’s “Hasta la vista, Baby!

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  12. mkultra

    November 28th, 2012

    I read somewhere today that just 144,000 households in California pay 50% of the taxes collected in that state.

    You’re on a slippery slope, Gov Brown. And it’s dark. And you’re stupid.

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  13. Bad Brad

    November 28th, 2012

    Marry, Stranded. Keep your nose to the wind. Critical mass is coming. Let’s see what happens.

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