Home - by BigFurHat - November 26, 2012 - 20:53 America/New_York - 41 Comments
November 26th, 2012
Oooh! Clown police!
And that’s their High Speed Pursuit model.
Bahahahaha you gotta be shiting me.
That would be fun to run on foot from. Pretend you got tired and put, your hands up on the right hand sidewalk. When the cop pulls up next to you flip it in it’s side and watch the donut eater with a bulletproof vest on try to squeeze out the top door/escape hatch. The fine law enforcement in my neck of the woods wouldn’t be caught dead in that toy!
Will they carry marshmallow shooters and fur lined hand cuffs?
Do people laugh and snicker when they see the cop pull up and get out of that Matchbox car? I bet they do, but try to hide it.
They hardly have room in their cop cars for their Prado man purse.
How the heck do you transport the suspect to the station? Strap a dog carrier to the top the car? (What, too soon?)
I suspect the cops also have dredlocks, bling and rainbow tie-dyed T-shirts like the dirtbag SD deputy at the courthouse here in San Diego….
The Official Vehicle of Asshats Everywhere™
The funny part of that vagina on wheels is that it only gets 35MPG
I’ve got a turbodiesel that carries 5, monster trunk, great pickup, loaded with toys, and gets 43 MPG without me looking like Cookie the fucking clown.
Is it a wind up or battery operated? Certainly no room for “Paddy” in that POS! Is New York City next?
I was on the Triboro Bridge in NYC last weekend and the wind was really whipping the car around. Lots of big rigs going pretty fast, too. And in the midst of it all… some nut in one of those sardine cans.
Who’s driving – Eddie Smurfy?
Very small penis on wheels.
F.D.R. in Hell
The siren sounds like a kazoo from Spike Jones’ City Slickers Band.
Some gearhead needs to turn one of those into a monster truck.
I would say “sir” to anyone that climbs out that car. Any cop that is forced to drive one is bound to be in a perpetual bad mood.
(I wonder if the car slows down when the cop turns on the roof flashers.)
At Christmas it serves as a tree ornament.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
One Adam Twelve; we have a Code Gay in progress – please sashay to the location at your convenience.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
I could drop a Hemi in there
Chief and Citizen Jane should hook up.
I don’t think that San Antonio cops would fit in that car.
You know how some men drive a certain size of vehicles to overcome their “shortcomings”?
Well I guess that car explains it.
So wheres the solar panels?
Wonder if thats the push start model or the pull cord one?
Probably cost the city 200 grand to boot.
The Smart is designed to save you money………..off your funeral expenses. When you eventually get hit by a larger vehicle like a Kenworth, an F-150, a Civic, or a Schwinn, the Smart doubles as a casket easily carried by six pallbearers.
Carlos The Jackal
“You know how some men drive a certain size of vehicles to overcome their “shortcomings”?”
But if you’re hung like a horse, you couldn’t get in the car!
November 27th, 2012
That’s certainly a manly looking vehicle. I can sense the testosterone emanating through my computer screen. I wouldn’t mess with those cops. Car probably stalls when the lights & siren are activated. People everywhere start laughing when they see it coming. No where to put the shotgun and probably damned uncomfortable driving while wearing the gun belt. Perhaps getting assigned this car is punishment for some internal infraction. In any case, I wouldn’t want to mess with a cop driving this car. They’d be so pissed they’d probably clobber you good while swinging a Gucci bag!
Since this is in Beverly Hills, California, land of endless liberal accommodations, I guarantee the cop who gets out of that clown car is a black female lesbian dwarf who has ADHD and is also dyslexic. She might even be a stutterer too.
Interceptor mk II
Youse guys have it all wrong. This is for when they run out of bullets. Just heft that thing at a bad guy and stop him cold!
That’s the new positive self drive custody vehicle.
When an infraction may have occured, the ‘officer’ asks the accused if they would like to drive themselves to the nearest station of their convenience.
They can fit the entire SWAT team in that car.
Beverly Hills cops have to call 911 when they see a crime being committed, then wait for real LAPD cops to get there and take charge.
And they are probably gay so as not to offend all the rich queers.
Judge Reinhold’s got himself a new set of wheels, I see.
Anybody else here see this and think of that old Stallone sci-fi movie, “Demolition Man”? It’s not just the little turd-mobile car but the idea it represents- a thin veneer of false, well mannered civility, imposed by statist technocrats to hide a bottomless well of rot and despair.
Most people would laugh at the site of this, but I didn’t even blink.
I saw this coming a mile away and it doesn’t surprise me in the least.
The only thing this will accomplish is a higher laugh factor on Worlds’ Wildest Police Chases on Spike tv. I’m actually looking forward to it.
Perhaps this is a good idea after all…If I were a criminal on the run and I saw that car in my rear-view mirror, I’d be laughing so hard I’d crash my car and get caught.
That’s the vehicle the T.W.A.T. team arrives in!
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