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  1. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “You didn’t f#*@ing build that”!
    -Barack Obama 2012

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  2. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “For the first time in my f*%@ing life, I’m finally proud to be an american”!

    -Michelle Obama, 2008

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  3. Bad Brad

    November 27th, 2012

    All this for a flag. Michelle Obama 2011.

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  4. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “This healthcare will not cost any taxpayer 1 single f#@*&ing dime out of pocket”.

    -Barack Obama, 2010

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  5. Bad Brad

    November 27th, 2012

    Who the Fuck is this guy. Obama’s storm trooper as they storm bad Brads compound 2014, as the body count piles up. Fuck Them.

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  6. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “So far I’ve campainged in 57 f*@#%ing states”.

    -Barack Obama, 2008

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  7. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “So far I’ve campaigned in 57 f*@#%ing states”.

    -Barack Obama, 2008

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  8. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “We had to pass it in order to know what the F$#@*s in it”

    -Nancy Pelosi, 2010

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  9. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “Dam right we cling to our f*&%#ing guns and bibles”.

    -NRA, 2008

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  10. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “What the f%$# do you mean the economy collapsed because of excessive printing and the weakened dollar”?

    -Timothy Geitner, 2013

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  11. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “Motherf%&$er what do you mean theres no more f*%#ing money for my motherf&%@$ing free shit”?

    -Obama voter, 2014

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  12. Moe tom

    November 27th, 2012

    This is a big *%$*KING Deal. Joe biden on the destruction of America.

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  13. Bad Brad

    November 27th, 2012

     
  14. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “After the election I’ll have more flexability to F%$# america over”

    -Barack Obama, 2012

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  15. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    What do you mean the countries broke, I thought raising taxes on the f&*%$ing 1% would get us out of debt”?

    -Ignorant white guilt voters, 2012

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  16. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “What do you mean they are f*$&ing bankrupt, solar energy from the sun is f&$#ing free”!

    -Steven Chu Department of energy, 2011

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  17. even steven

    November 27th, 2012

    “This is going to be #@$%ing nasty.”

    –me in 1983 when the surgeon was getting ready to shove a metal rod into one of the nostrils of my broken nose after I got mugged by some future Obama voters.

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  18. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “I am 1/32nd indian, I don’t give a f&%$ what the cherokee indian registry says, just look at these high f%&$ing cheek bones”

    -Elizabeth tellum big lie Warren, 2012

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  19. Jorel Lives!

    November 27th, 2012

    No. 6: Pythagorean theorem, cracked me up big time.

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  20. Bad Brad

    November 27th, 2012

    even steven, This will require you to flip the automatic selector switch from victim to predator. Nothing worse then being a victim. Nothing worse the losing. Start preparing.

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  21. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 27th, 2012

    you better f#ing force Hostess to give me my union negotiated job back

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  22. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 27th, 2012

    who the eff put this wooden horse here

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  23. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 27th, 2012

    ok fess up who f#ing voted for this idiot there were 52% of you that did and now I can’t find a single one to admit it

    Gallup Polster July 2013

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  24. Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet

    November 27th, 2012

    what the eff do you mean I have to pay more for medical insurance. obama done told me this was all free.

    average obama voter 2014

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  25. Fur, did you see this?

    November 27th, 2012

    Rifles (or copies or duplicates):

    M1 Carbine

    Sturm Ruger Mini-14

    AR-15

    Bushmaster XM15

    Armalite M15

    AR-10

    Thompson 1927

    Thompson M1

    AK

    AKM

    AKS

    AK-47

    AK-74

    ARM

    MAK90

    NHM 90

    NHM 91

    SA 85

    SA 93

    VEPR

    Olympic Arms PCR

    AR70

    Calico Liberty

    Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle or DragunovSVU

    Fabrique National FN/FAL

    FN/LAR, or FNC

    Hi-Point20Carbine

    HK-91, HK-93

    HK-94

    HK-PSG-1

    Thompson 1927 Commando

    Kel-Tec Sub Rifle

    Saiga

    SAR-8

    SAR-4800

    SKS with detachable magazine

    SLG 95

    SLR 95 or 96

    Steyr AU

    Tavor

    Uzi

    Galil and Uzi Sporter

    Galil Sporter or Galil Sniper Rifle (Galatz)

    Pistols (or copies or duplicates):

    Calico M-110

    MAC-10

    MAC-11

    MPA3

    Olympic Arms OA

    TEC-9,

    TEC-DC9,

    TEC-22 Scorpion or AB-10

    Uzi

    Shotguns (or copies or duplicates):

    Armscor 30 BG

    SPAS 12 or LAW 12

    Striker 12

    Streetsweeper
    Catch-all category (for anything missed or new designs):

    A semiautomatic rifle that accepts a detachable magazine and has:

    (i) a folding or telescoping stock,

    (ii) a threaded barrel,

    (iii) a pistol grip (which includes ANYTHING that can serve as a grip, see below),

    (iv) a forward grip; or a barrel shroud.

    Any semiautomatic rifle with a fixed magazine that can accept more than

    10 rounds (except tubular magazine .22 rim fire rifles).

    A semiautomatic pistol that has the ability to accept a detachable magazine, and has:

    (i) a second pistol grip,

    (ii) a threaded barrel,

    (iii) a barrel shroud or

    (iv) can accept a detachable magazine outside of the pistol grip, and

    (v) a semiautomatic pistol with a fixed magazine that can accept more than 10 rounds.

    A semiautomatic shotgun with:

    (i) a folding or telescoping stock,

    (ii) a pistol grip (see definition below),

    (iii) the ability to accept a detachable magazine or a fixed magazine capacity of more than 5 rounds, and

    (iv) a shotgun with a revolving cylinder.

    Frames or receivers for the above are included, along with conversion kits.

    Attorney General gets carte blanche to ban guns at will: Under the proposal, the U.S. Attorney General can add any “semiautomatic rifle or shotgun originally designed for military or law enforcement use, or a firearm based on the design of such a firearm, that is not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, as determined by the Attorney General.”

    Note that Obama’s pick for this office, Eric Holder, wrote a brief in the Heller case supporting the position that you have no right to have a working firearm in your own home. In making this determination, the bill says, “there shall be a rebuttable presumption that a firearm procured for use by the United States military or any law enforcement agency is not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, and shall not be determined to be particularly suitable for sporting purposes solely because the firearm is suitable for use in a sporting event.” In plain English this means that ANY firearm ever obtained by federal officers or the military is not suitable for the public.

    The last part is particularly clever, stating that a firearm doesn’t have a sporting purpose just because it can be used for sporting purpose — is that devious or what? And of course, “sporting purpose” is a rights infringement with no constitutional or historical support whatsoever, invented by domestic enemies of the right to keep and bear arms to further their cause of disarming the innocent.

    Respectfully submitted, Alan Korwin, Author Gun Laws of America

    http://www.gunlaws.com/gloa.htm

    Forward or send to every gun owner you know…

    Watch This, If You Want More Proof:
    YouTube – CNN- Obama To BAN Guns SPREAD THIS FOLKS, PLZ!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv3p2lLmjGk

    A partial list of gun rights groups:

    Gun Owners of America
    http://gunowners.org/

    Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership http://www.jpfo.org/

    FREEDOM=GUNS

    http://redflagnews.com/opinion/obamas-gun-ban-list-is-out-by-alan-korwin

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  26. Vikingonmaui

    November 27th, 2012

    Custer was in 1876 BTW.

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  27. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    Where’s that fucking media whore Longhair, I have a great ending for his last story.

    Crazy Horse at Battle of the Greasy Grass June 25 and 26, 1876

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  28. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    Just wish I had time for one more fucking bowl of chili.

    Last words of Kit Carson, pioneer

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  29. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…, what the fuck? General John Sedgwick, battle of Spotsylvania, 1864

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  30. MN Patriot

    November 27th, 2012

     
  31. Dr. Tar

    November 27th, 2012

    “Hard to port, Hard to port! There’s a big f*@ing iceberg ahead!”

    Captain Edward John Smith, Captian of the Titanic
    April 15, 1912

    “Hard left, Hard left! I have a F&@ing mandate now and and I say tax the the F#*ng rich till their a^*es bleed.

    Barack Hussien Obama, November 27, 1012.

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  32. Dr. Tar

    November 27th, 2012

    “Say, what are you F&*ing cops doing with those Tommy guns. This some F’ed up Valentine’s gift you got there.”

    Albert Kachellek February 14, 1929.

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  33. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    “Wow, that’s a long fucking drop!”

    Barocko Bama, right after treason trial.

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  34. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    “Well Fuck me running!”

    The First Moocher, right after Barry’s long drop and neck snapping head removal.

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  35. xthred

    November 27th, 2012

    They’re way off on the date for Noah.

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  36. Dr. Tar

    November 27th, 2012

    “Who ordered the F@*ing air raid drill for Sunday F*#ing morning?”

    Admiral Husband E. Kimmel, December 7, 1941

    BTW: If you are looking for a calandar gift for Christmas this year might I suggest the following:

    http://www.bvhcenter.org/calendar.html

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  37. Callmelennie

    November 27th, 2012

    F##k ‘em. Let ‘em eat f##cking cake

    Marie Antoinette

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  38. IMPEACH Obama

    November 27th, 2012

    Sorry, these days I can’t even smile for a list like the one above.

    The f -list that bothers me is
    1. American Ambassador sodomized, killed and sodomized again
    2. Women publicly gang-raped by crowds of hundreds in Egypt, on more than one occasion
    3. A Mexican Mayor abducted and murdered (on the 3rd attempt)
    4. A girlish MORON sits as POTUS while Americans are insulted by the absence of his qualifications, capability, honesty or integrity.

    That last one is the biggest f–in’ deal.

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  39. Dr. Tar

    November 27th, 2012

    “Wyatt, you tell Doc to quit pointing that F@*ing shot gun at people.”

    Ike Clanton, October 26, 1881

    “Does anyone else here smell F*&ing sour kraut?”

    Napoleon, June 18, 1815

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  40. Callmelennie

    November 27th, 2012

    You know this Black Death thing’s a a pretty big f#ckin’ deal

    One of Joe Biden’s ancestors from the 14th century

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  41. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “Who the f%#@ moved the bridge”?

    -Ted Kennedy, 1969

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  42. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “What the f%$# do you mean this is a non-smoking flight”?

    -Hindenburg passenger, 1937

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  43. Callmelennie

    November 27th, 2012

    Damn, Russia is one big f#ckin’ country

    Napoleon Bonaparte

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  44. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “So how far does thing fly on a full f%$#ing tank”?

    -Payne Stewart, 1999

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  45. Xavier

    November 27th, 2012

    You *#@!ing white mother*#@!ers better get ready for the ass*#@!ing of your *#@!ing lives! Mamma ain’t *#@!ing holding back on you mother*#@!ers no *#@!ing more! *#@!ing bitches!

    Moochelle Antoinette Obama, 1/22/13

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  46. Callmelennie

    November 27th, 2012

    Not only that, it’s f#ckin’ COLD!

    General Friedrich Von Paulus

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  47. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “Give up power, over my dead f%$#ing body”!

    -Moammar Kadahfi, 2011

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  48. Dr. Tar

    November 27th, 2012

    “I’m going to make F*@ing fortune today.”

    - Democrat Investor, October 29, 1929

    “I’m going to make F@*ing fortune this year.”

    - Democrat Stockbroker 1937

    “I’m going to make a F#*ing fortune next year.”

    - Democrat Hedge Fund Manager November 2012.

    http://www.drudge.com/news/163307/2013-starting-look-like-1937

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  49. Dr. Tar

    November 27th, 2012

     
  50. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    the border’s more secure NOW than it’s ever fukcing been

    J Nap

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  51. the aardvark

    November 27th, 2012

    Gen. Anthony Mcauliffe at the Battle of the Bulge really meant to tell the Nazis, “Go eff yourself” instead of Nuts and Patton taking a piss off of the bridge over the Rhine, “Take this you effing bastards.” Churchill would’ve done the same thing except for calling the Nazis a bunch of bloody effin bastards.

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  52. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    Nutjob’s got more better one-liners than anyf@#kingbody else on here

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  53. Troy

    November 27th, 2012

    “We’re gonna need a bigger fucking boat”
    Captain Brody

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  54. Troy

    November 27th, 2012

    “That is one small step for man, aw fuck, A MAN, damn…sigh”
    N. Armstrong

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  55. the aardvark

    November 27th, 2012

    My personal favorite is from Braveheart when the crazy Irish guy says, We’re focked or fooked in the midst of battle with the English.

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  56. Mountain Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    Election results Nov. 2012: WTF?

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  57. Troy

    November 27th, 2012

    “Who the fuck is Indiana Jones and why would I want that role in a movie?”
    Tom Selleck

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  58. Callmelennie

    November 27th, 2012

    “Where are all these f#ckin’ bullets coming from?”

    Camel riding Muslim dervishes at battle of Omdurman

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  59. Callmelennie

    November 27th, 2012

    What the f#ck is wrong with these people?

    Winston Churchill, after Battle of Omdurman

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  60. Callmelennie

    November 27th, 2012

    Are you f#cking serious, General Lee?

    General Pickett, at Battle of Gettysburg

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  61. chiefillinicake

    November 27th, 2012

    I lost to THAT FUCKIN’ Guy?

    M. Romney’s first (to date) F bomb.

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  62. Mountain Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    Why in the f*** did they put that f##king fuel switch behind the seat !??!!?

    John Denver, October 13, 1997

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  63. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “I want a f#cking car right f#cking now”

    “May I see your rental agreement”

    “I threw it away”

    “Oh boy”

    “Oh boy what”

    “You’re f#cked!!!!”

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  64. Moe tom

    November 27th, 2012

    London Cabbie to surley muslim. “Get out of my cab scumbag, and wait for a fu*king camel.”

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  65. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “What the f#ck is that falling from that plane?”

    Innocent bystander Hiroshima 1945

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  66. Mountain Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    What a stupid place to put a f**king tree !!!!

    Sonny Bono, January 5, 1998

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  67. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Damn – that’s one ugly f#cking car.”

    First person to see an Edsel 1958

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  68. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Stop being so f#cking paranoid.”

    Ron Goldman to Nicole Simpson 1993

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  69. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Not more f#cking rain.”

    Johnstown resident 1889

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  70. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “This kool aid tastes like f#cking sh#t.”

    Jonestown resident 1978

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  71. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “We’re all f#cked”

    Jim Nabors at Rock Hudson’s funeral 1985

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  72. Mountain Dog

    November 27th, 2012

    “Shove it up you f**king a**”

    Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani refused to accept a $10-million check from a nephew of Saudi Arabia’s King Fahd for a World Trade Center relief fund after the prince urged the U.S. government to “adopt a more balanced stance toward the Palestinian cause.”

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  73. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Where’s my f#cking mouthwash?”

    Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office 1998

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  74. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Where the f#ck are our troops?”

    Ambassador Stevens Benghazi 2012

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  75. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Who’s this f#cking asshole?”

    Chicago voter senate elections 2004

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  76. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Holy F#ck!!!”

    John Holmes first screen test 1971

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  77. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Oh my f#cking gawd”

    Leslie Nielsen SS Poseidon 1972

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  78. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Great – more f#cking Mexicans”

    Humphrey Bogart near Sierra Madre 1948

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  79. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “What’s that f#cking noise?”

    Greeting party War Of The Worlds 1952

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  80. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “I signed your album – I’m not going to sign your f#cking shirt”

    John Lennon to Mark Chapman New York 1980

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  81. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “This play blows – I should have stayed the f#ck home.”

    Abe Lincoln Ford’s Theatre 1865

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  82. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “F#ck – I broke a string…and the music store’s on fire.”

    Nero at Rome AD 64

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  83. Moe tom

    November 27th, 2012

    Physics? What fu*kin’ physics? Call Eric, we’ll change dem fu*kin’ laws. Czar #24, 2010.

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  84. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Quit blaming me, you f#ckhead”

    George Bush 2012

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  85. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Stop f#cking resisting!!!”

    Arresting officers to Rodney King Lakeview Terrace Ca. 1991

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  86. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a f#ck.”

    Rhett Butler 1939

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  87. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Go ahead – make my f#cking day”

    Harry Callahan 1983

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  88. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “December 7, 1941…a f#cking day that will live in infamy…”

    FDR 1941

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  89. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “How the f#ck should I know?”

    Preznit Obama impeachment hearings 2013

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  90. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Get me the f#ck out of here!!”

    Macaulay Culkin at Neverland 1990

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  91. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    “I’ve never been MORE f#cking jealous of Nutjob in my entire f#cking life!”

    Chalupa, Nov. 27, 2012

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  92. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    Nut who ? :)

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  93. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    F#cking ballbusting is 7th or 8th sincerest form of f#cking flattery.

    Anon Ahole, Nov.27, 2012

    Choo choooooo, choo choo, chalupa

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  94. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “Houston, we have a big f#cking problem”

    Cape Canaveral ground crew 1986

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  95. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    Late to the party, anon :)

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  96. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    for the first time in my adult f#cking life, i’m proud of my f#cking country

    mooch, 2009

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  97. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    we are five f#cking days away from fundamentally f#ckingover this country

    looter, 2008

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  98. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    if congress won’t act…i f#cking will

    looter, 2011

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  99. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    i have one more f#cking election, after that i’ll have more f#cking flexibility

    looter, 2012

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  100. anon ahole

    November 27th, 2012

    soylent green is f#cking people, it’s F#CKING people!

    chuck, 19,eruhhh

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  101. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “And that’s the way it f#cking is, because I said so”

    Walter Cronkite 1969

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  102. Chalupa

    November 27th, 2012

    “It’s a big f#cking deal!!”

    Joe Biden at his first card game 1963

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  103. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “What do you mean don’t bring a knife to f$#@ing gunfight”?

    -Jim Bowie, 1836

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  104. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “Somebodies got a gun and threatening to shoot me? Quick lets cut threw the f$#@ing kitchen”!

    -Robert Kennedy, 1968

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  105. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “Driver, its a beautiful day, put the f$#@ing topdown”!

    -John Kennedy, 1963

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  106. Nutjob

    November 27th, 2012

    “Where the f$#@ is that lawn mower sound coming from”?

    -Al Zarqawi, 2006

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