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“So far I’ve campainged in 57 f*@#%ing states”.

-Barack Obama, 2008

“So far I’ve campaigned in 57 f*@#%ing states”.

-Barack Obama, 2008

“What the f%$# do you mean the economy collapsed because of excessive printing and the weakened dollar”?

-Timothy Geitner, 2013

http://www.frontsight.com/
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Do It.

“I am 1/32nd indian, I don’t give a f&%$ what the cherokee indian registry says, just look at these high f%&$ing cheek bones”

-Elizabeth tellum big lie Warren, 2012

No. 6: Pythagorean theorem, cracked me up big time.

even steven, This will require you to flip the automatic selector switch from victim to predator. Nothing worse then being a victim. Nothing worse the losing. Start preparing.

you better f#ing force Hostess to give me my union negotiated job back

Rifles (or copies or duplicates):

M1 Carbine

Sturm Ruger Mini-14

AR-15

Bushmaster XM15

Armalite M15

AR-10

Thompson 1927

Thompson M1

AK

AKM

AKS

AK-47

AK-74

ARM

MAK90

NHM 90

NHM 91

SA 85

SA 93

VEPR

Olympic Arms PCR

AR70

Calico Liberty

Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle or DragunovSVU

Fabrique National FN/FAL

FN/LAR, or FNC

Hi-Point20Carbine

HK-91, HK-93

HK-94

HK-PSG-1

Thompson 1927 Commando

Kel-Tec Sub Rifle

Saiga

SAR-8

SAR-4800

SKS with detachable magazine

SLG 95

SLR 95 or 96

Steyr AU

Tavor

Uzi

Galil and Uzi Sporter

Galil Sporter or Galil Sniper Rifle (Galatz)

Pistols (or copies or duplicates):

Calico M-110

MAC-10

MAC-11

MPA3

Olympic Arms OA

TEC-9,

TEC-DC9,

TEC-22 Scorpion or AB-10

Uzi

Shotguns (or copies or duplicates):

Armscor 30 BG

SPAS 12 or LAW 12

Striker 12

Streetsweeper
Catch-all category (for anything missed or new designs):

A semiautomatic rifle that accepts a detachable magazine and has:

(i) a folding or telescoping stock,

(ii) a threaded barrel,

(iii) a pistol grip (which includes ANYTHING that can serve as a grip, see below),

(iv) a forward grip; or a barrel shroud.

Any semiautomatic rifle with a fixed magazine that can accept more than

10 rounds (except tubular magazine .22 rim fire rifles).

A semiautomatic pistol that has the ability to accept a detachable magazine, and has:

(i) a second pistol grip,

(ii) a threaded barrel,

(iii) a barrel shroud or

(iv) can accept a detachable magazine outside of the pistol grip, and

(v) a semiautomatic pistol with a fixed magazine that can accept more than 10 rounds.

A semiautomatic shotgun with:

(i) a folding or telescoping stock,

(ii) a pistol grip (see definition below),

(iii) the ability to accept a detachable magazine or a fixed magazine capacity of more than 5 rounds, and

(iv) a shotgun with a revolving cylinder.

Frames or receivers for the above are included, along with conversion kits.

Attorney General gets carte blanche to ban guns at will: Under the proposal, the U.S. Attorney General can add any “semiautomatic rifle or shotgun originally designed for military or law enforcement use, or a firearm based on the design of such a firearm, that is not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, as determined by the Attorney General.”

Note that Obama’s pick for this office, Eric Holder, wrote a brief in the Heller case supporting the position that you have no right to have a working firearm in your own home. In making this determination, the bill says, “there shall be a rebuttable presumption that a firearm procured for use by the United States military or any law enforcement agency is not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, and shall not be determined to be particularly suitable for sporting purposes solely because the firearm is suitable for use in a sporting event.” In plain English this means that ANY firearm ever obtained by federal officers or the military is not suitable for the public.

The last part is particularly clever, stating that a firearm doesn’t have a sporting purpose just because it can be used for sporting purpose — is that devious or what? And of course, “sporting purpose” is a rights infringement with no constitutional or historical support whatsoever, invented by domestic enemies of the right to keep and bear arms to further their cause of disarming the innocent.

Respectfully submitted, Alan Korwin, Author Gun Laws of America

http://www.gunlaws.com/gloa.htm

Forward or send to every gun owner you know…

Watch This, If You Want More Proof:
YouTube – CNN- Obama To BAN Guns SPREAD THIS FOLKS, PLZ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv3p2lLmjGk

A partial list of gun rights groups:

Gun Owners of America
http://gunowners.org/

Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership http://www.jpfo.org/

FREEDOM=GUNS

http://redflagnews.com/opinion/obamas-gun-ban-list-is-out-by-alan-korwin

Custer was in 1876 BTW.

Where’s that fucking media whore Longhair, I have a great ending for his last story.

Crazy Horse at Battle of the Greasy Grass June 25 and 26, 1876

Just wish I had time for one more fucking bowl of chili.

Last words of Kit Carson, pioneer

They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…, what the fuck? General John Sedgwick, battle of Spotsylvania, 1864

http://www.mrctv.org/videos/bill-whittle-speaks-2012-restoration-weekend
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“Hard to port, Hard to port! There’s a big f*@ing iceberg ahead!”

Captain Edward John Smith, Captian of the Titanic
April 15, 1912

“Hard left, Hard left! I have a F&@ing mandate now and and I say tax the the F#*ng rich till their a^*es bleed.

Barack Hussien Obama, November 27, 1012.

“Say, what are you F&*ing cops doing with those Tommy guns. This some F’ed up Valentine’s gift you got there.”

Albert Kachellek February 14, 1929.

“Wow, that’s a long fucking drop!”

Barocko Bama, right after treason trial.

“Well Fuck me running!”

The First Moocher, right after Barry’s long drop and neck snapping head removal.

They’re way off on the date for Noah.

“Who ordered the F@*ing air raid drill for Sunday F*#ing morning?”

Admiral Husband E. Kimmel, December 7, 1941

BTW: If you are looking for a calandar gift for Christmas this year might I suggest the following:

http://www.bvhcenter.org/calendar.html

F##k ‘em. Let ‘em eat f##cking cake

Marie Antoinette

Sorry, these days I can’t even smile for a list like the one above.

The f -list that bothers me is
1. American Ambassador sodomized, killed and sodomized again
2. Women publicly gang-raped by crowds of hundreds in Egypt, on more than one occasion
3. A Mexican Mayor abducted and murdered (on the 3rd attempt)
4. A girlish MORON sits as POTUS while Americans are insulted by the absence of his qualifications, capability, honesty or integrity.

That last one is the biggest f–in’ deal.

“Wyatt, you tell Doc to quit pointing that F@*ing shot gun at people.”

Ike Clanton, October 26, 1881

“Does anyone else here smell F*&ing sour kraut?”

Napoleon, June 18, 1815

You know this Black Death thing’s a a pretty big f#ckin’ deal

One of Joe Biden’s ancestors from the 14th century

“Who the f%#@ moved the bridge”?

-Ted Kennedy, 1969

“What the f%$# do you mean this is a non-smoking flight”?

-Hindenburg passenger, 1937

Damn, Russia is one big f#ckin’ country

Napoleon Bonaparte

“So how far does thing fly on a full f%$#ing tank”?

-Payne Stewart, 1999

You *#@!ing white mother*#@!ers better get ready for the ass*#@!ing of your *#@!ing lives! Mamma ain’t *#@!ing holding back on you mother*#@!ers no *#@!ing more! *#@!ing bitches!

Moochelle Antoinette Obama, 1/22/13

Not only that, it’s f#ckin’ COLD!

General Friedrich Von Paulus

“Give up power, over my dead f%$#ing body”!

-Moammar Kadahfi, 2011

“I’m going to make F*@ing fortune today.”

- Democrat Investor, October 29, 1929

“I’m going to make F@*ing fortune this year.”

- Democrat Stockbroker 1937

“I’m going to make a F#*ing fortune next year.”

- Democrat Hedge Fund Manager November 2012.

http://www.drudge.com/news/163307/2013-starting-look-like-1937

Wrong link above. Here’s the right one

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-11-18/2013-looks-a-lot-like-1937-in-four-fearsome-ways.html

the border’s more secure NOW than it’s ever fukcing been

J Nap

Gen. Anthony Mcauliffe at the Battle of the Bulge really meant to tell the Nazis, “Go eff yourself” instead of Nuts and Patton taking a piss off of the bridge over the Rhine, “Take this you effing bastards.” Churchill would’ve done the same thing except for calling the Nazis a bunch of bloody effin bastards.

Nutjob’s got more better one-liners than anyf@#kingbody else on here

“We’re gonna need a bigger fucking boat”
Captain Brody

“That is one small step for man, aw fuck, A MAN, damn…sigh”
N. Armstrong

My personal favorite is from Braveheart when the crazy Irish guy says, We’re focked or fooked in the midst of battle with the English.

Election results Nov. 2012: WTF?

“Who the fuck is Indiana Jones and why would I want that role in a movie?”
Tom Selleck

“Where are all these f#ckin’ bullets coming from?”

Camel riding Muslim dervishes at battle of Omdurman

What the f#ck is wrong with these people?

Winston Churchill, after Battle of Omdurman

Are you f#cking serious, General Lee?

General Pickett, at Battle of Gettysburg

I lost to THAT FUCKIN’ Guy?

M. Romney’s first (to date) F bomb.

Why in the f*** did they put that f##king fuel switch behind the seat !??!!?

John Denver, October 13, 1997

London Cabbie to surley muslim. “Get out of my cab scumbag, and wait for a fu*king camel.”

“What the f#ck is that falling from that plane?”

Innocent bystander Hiroshima 1945

What a stupid place to put a f**king tree !!!!

Sonny Bono, January 5, 1998

“Shove it up you f**king a**”

Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani refused to accept a $10-million check from a nephew of Saudi Arabia’s King Fahd for a World Trade Center relief fund after the prince urged the U.S. government to “adopt a more balanced stance toward the Palestinian cause.”

“Holy F#ck!!!”

John Holmes first screen test 1971

“Oh my f#cking gawd”

Leslie Nielsen SS Poseidon 1972

Physics? What fu*kin’ physics? Call Eric, we’ll change dem fu*kin’ laws. Czar #24, 2010.

“Stop f#cking resisting!!!”

Arresting officers to Rodney King Lakeview Terrace Ca. 1991

“Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a f#ck.”

Rhett Butler 1939

“Go ahead – make my f#cking day”

Harry Callahan 1983

“December 7, 1941…a f#cking day that will live in infamy…”

FDR 1941

“How the f#ck should I know?”

Preznit Obama impeachment hearings 2013

“I’ve never been MORE f#cking jealous of Nutjob in my entire f#cking life!”

Chalupa, Nov. 27, 2012

F#cking ballbusting is 7th or 8th sincerest form of f#cking flattery.

Anon Ahole, Nov.27, 2012

Choo choooooo, choo choo, chalupa

“Houston, we have a big f#cking problem”

Cape Canaveral ground crew 1986

Late to the party, anon

for the first time in my adult f#cking life, i’m proud of my f#cking country

mooch, 2009

we are five f#cking days away from fundamentally f#ckingover this country

looter, 2008

if congress won’t act…i f#cking will

looter, 2011

i have one more f#cking election, after that i’ll have more f#cking flexibility

looter, 2012

soylent green is f#cking people, it’s F#CKING people!

chuck, 19,eruhhh

“And that’s the way it f#cking is, because I said so”

Walter Cronkite 1969

“It’s a big f#cking deal!!”

Joe Biden at his first card game 1963

“What do you mean don’t bring a knife to f$#@ing gunfight”?

-Jim Bowie, 1836

“Somebodies got a gun and threatening to shoot me? Quick lets cut threw the f$#@ing kitchen”!

-Robert Kennedy, 1968

“Driver, its a beautiful day, put the f$#@ing topdown”!

-John Kennedy, 1963

“Where the f$#@ is that lawn mower sound coming from”?

-Al Zarqawi, 2006