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November 27th, 2012
“You didn’t f#*@ing build that”!
-Barack Obama 2012
“For the first time in my f*%@ing life, I’m finally proud to be an american”!
-Michelle Obama, 2008
All this for a flag. Michelle Obama 2011.
“This healthcare will not cost any taxpayer 1 single f#@*&ing dime out of pocket”.
-Barack Obama, 2010
Who the Fuck is this guy. Obama’s storm trooper as they storm bad Brads compound 2014, as the body count piles up. Fuck Them.
“So far I’ve campainged in 57 f*@#%ing states”.
-Barack Obama, 2008
“So far I’ve campaigned in 57 f*@#%ing states”.
“We had to pass it in order to know what the F$#@*s in it”
-Nancy Pelosi, 2010
“Dam right we cling to our f*&%#ing guns and bibles”.
“What the f%$# do you mean the economy collapsed because of excessive printing and the weakened dollar”?
-Timothy Geitner, 2013
“Motherf%&$er what do you mean theres no more f*%#ing money for my motherf&%@$ing free shit”?
-Obama voter, 2014
This is a big *%$*KING Deal. Joe biden on the destruction of America.
“After the election I’ll have more flexability to F%$# america over”
-Barack Obama, 2012
What do you mean the countries broke, I thought raising taxes on the f&*%$ing 1% would get us out of debt”?
-Ignorant white guilt voters, 2012
“What do you mean they are f*$&ing bankrupt, solar energy from the sun is f&$#ing free”!
-Steven Chu Department of energy, 2011
“This is going to be #@$%ing nasty.”
–me in 1983 when the surgeon was getting ready to shove a metal rod into one of the nostrils of my broken nose after I got mugged by some future Obama voters.
“I am 1/32nd indian, I don’t give a f&%$ what the cherokee indian registry says, just look at these high f%&$ing cheek bones”
-Elizabeth tellum big lie Warren, 2012
No. 6: Pythagorean theorem, cracked me up big time.
even steven, This will require you to flip the automatic selector switch from victim to predator. Nothing worse then being a victim. Nothing worse the losing. Start preparing.
Da Penguin Asks: Are we there yet
you better f#ing force Hostess to give me my union negotiated job back
who the eff put this wooden horse here
ok fess up who f#ing voted for this idiot there were 52% of you that did and now I can’t find a single one to admit it
Gallup Polster July 2013
what the eff do you mean I have to pay more for medical insurance. obama done told me this was all free.
average obama voter 2014
Fur, did you see this?
Rifles (or copies or duplicates):
Sturm Ruger Mini-14
Olympic Arms PCR
Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle or DragunovSVU
Fabrique National FN/FAL
FN/LAR, or FNC
Thompson 1927 Commando
Kel-Tec Sub Rifle
SKS with detachable magazine
SLR 95 or 96
Galil and Uzi Sporter
Galil Sporter or Galil Sniper Rifle (Galatz)
Pistols (or copies or duplicates):
Olympic Arms OA
TEC-22 Scorpion or AB-10
Shotguns (or copies or duplicates):
Armscor 30 BG
SPAS 12 or LAW 12
Catch-all category (for anything missed or new designs):
A semiautomatic rifle that accepts a detachable magazine and has:
(i) a folding or telescoping stock,
(ii) a threaded barrel,
(iii) a pistol grip (which includes ANYTHING that can serve as a grip, see below),
(iv) a forward grip; or a barrel shroud.
Any semiautomatic rifle with a fixed magazine that can accept more than
10 rounds (except tubular magazine .22 rim fire rifles).
A semiautomatic pistol that has the ability to accept a detachable magazine, and has:
(i) a second pistol grip,
(iii) a barrel shroud or
(iv) can accept a detachable magazine outside of the pistol grip, and
(v) a semiautomatic pistol with a fixed magazine that can accept more than 10 rounds.
A semiautomatic shotgun with:
(ii) a pistol grip (see definition below),
(iii) the ability to accept a detachable magazine or a fixed magazine capacity of more than 5 rounds, and
(iv) a shotgun with a revolving cylinder.
Frames or receivers for the above are included, along with conversion kits.
Attorney General gets carte blanche to ban guns at will: Under the proposal, the U.S. Attorney General can add any “semiautomatic rifle or shotgun originally designed for military or law enforcement use, or a firearm based on the design of such a firearm, that is not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, as determined by the Attorney General.”
Note that Obama’s pick for this office, Eric Holder, wrote a brief in the Heller case supporting the position that you have no right to have a working firearm in your own home. In making this determination, the bill says, “there shall be a rebuttable presumption that a firearm procured for use by the United States military or any law enforcement agency is not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, and shall not be determined to be particularly suitable for sporting purposes solely because the firearm is suitable for use in a sporting event.” In plain English this means that ANY firearm ever obtained by federal officers or the military is not suitable for the public.
The last part is particularly clever, stating that a firearm doesn’t have a sporting purpose just because it can be used for sporting purpose — is that devious or what? And of course, “sporting purpose” is a rights infringement with no constitutional or historical support whatsoever, invented by domestic enemies of the right to keep and bear arms to further their cause of disarming the innocent.
Respectfully submitted, Alan Korwin, Author Gun Laws of America
Forward or send to every gun owner you know…
Watch This, If You Want More Proof:
YouTube – CNN- Obama To BAN Guns SPREAD THIS FOLKS, PLZ!
A partial list of gun rights groups:
Gun Owners of America
Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership http://www.jpfo.org/
Custer was in 1876 BTW.
Where’s that fucking media whore Longhair, I have a great ending for his last story.
Crazy Horse at Battle of the Greasy Grass June 25 and 26, 1876
Just wish I had time for one more fucking bowl of chili.
Last words of Kit Carson, pioneer
They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…, what the fuck? General John Sedgwick, battle of Spotsylvania, 1864
“Hard to port, Hard to port! There’s a big f*@ing iceberg ahead!”
Captain Edward John Smith, Captian of the Titanic
April 15, 1912
“Hard left, Hard left! I have a F&@ing mandate now and and I say tax the the F#*ng rich till their a^*es bleed.
Barack Hussien Obama, November 27, 1012.
“Say, what are you F&*ing cops doing with those Tommy guns. This some F’ed up Valentine’s gift you got there.”
Albert Kachellek February 14, 1929.
“Wow, that’s a long fucking drop!”
Barocko Bama, right after treason trial.
“Well Fuck me running!”
The First Moocher, right after Barry’s long drop and neck snapping head removal.
They’re way off on the date for Noah.
“Who ordered the F@*ing air raid drill for Sunday F*#ing morning?”
Admiral Husband E. Kimmel, December 7, 1941
BTW: If you are looking for a calandar gift for Christmas this year might I suggest the following:
F##k ‘em. Let ‘em eat f##cking cake
Sorry, these days I can’t even smile for a list like the one above.
The f -list that bothers me is
1. American Ambassador sodomized, killed and sodomized again
2. Women publicly gang-raped by crowds of hundreds in Egypt, on more than one occasion
3. A Mexican Mayor abducted and murdered (on the 3rd attempt)
4. A girlish MORON sits as POTUS while Americans are insulted by the absence of his qualifications, capability, honesty or integrity.
That last one is the biggest f–in’ deal.
“Wyatt, you tell Doc to quit pointing that F@*ing shot gun at people.”
Ike Clanton, October 26, 1881
“Does anyone else here smell F*&ing sour kraut?”
Napoleon, June 18, 1815
You know this Black Death thing’s a a pretty big f#ckin’ deal
One of Joe Biden’s ancestors from the 14th century
“Who the f%#@ moved the bridge”?
-Ted Kennedy, 1969
“What the f%$# do you mean this is a non-smoking flight”?
-Hindenburg passenger, 1937
Damn, Russia is one big f#ckin’ country
“So how far does thing fly on a full f%$#ing tank”?
-Payne Stewart, 1999
You *#@!ing white mother*#@!ers better get ready for the ass*#@!ing of your *#@!ing lives! Mamma ain’t *#@!ing holding back on you mother*#@!ers no *#@!ing more! *#@!ing bitches!
Moochelle Antoinette Obama, 1/22/13
Not only that, it’s f#ckin’ COLD!
General Friedrich Von Paulus
“Give up power, over my dead f%$#ing body”!
-Moammar Kadahfi, 2011
“I’m going to make F*@ing fortune today.”
- Democrat Investor, October 29, 1929
“I’m going to make F@*ing fortune this year.”
- Democrat Stockbroker 1937
“I’m going to make a F#*ing fortune next year.”
- Democrat Hedge Fund Manager November 2012.
Wrong link above. Here’s the right one
the border’s more secure NOW than it’s ever fukcing been
Gen. Anthony Mcauliffe at the Battle of the Bulge really meant to tell the Nazis, “Go eff yourself” instead of Nuts and Patton taking a piss off of the bridge over the Rhine, “Take this you effing bastards.” Churchill would’ve done the same thing except for calling the Nazis a bunch of bloody effin bastards.
Nutjob’s got more better one-liners than anyf@#kingbody else on here
“We’re gonna need a bigger fucking boat”
“That is one small step for man, aw fuck, A MAN, damn…sigh”
My personal favorite is from Braveheart when the crazy Irish guy says, We’re focked or fooked in the midst of battle with the English.
Election results Nov. 2012: WTF?
“Who the fuck is Indiana Jones and why would I want that role in a movie?”
“Where are all these f#ckin’ bullets coming from?”
Camel riding Muslim dervishes at battle of Omdurman
What the f#ck is wrong with these people?
Winston Churchill, after Battle of Omdurman
Are you f#cking serious, General Lee?
General Pickett, at Battle of Gettysburg
I lost to THAT FUCKIN’ Guy?
M. Romney’s first (to date) F bomb.
Why in the f*** did they put that f##king fuel switch behind the seat !??!!?
John Denver, October 13, 1997
“I want a f#cking car right f#cking now”
“May I see your rental agreement”
“I threw it away”
“Oh boy what”
London Cabbie to surley muslim. “Get out of my cab scumbag, and wait for a fu*king camel.”
“What the f#ck is that falling from that plane?”
Innocent bystander Hiroshima 1945
What a stupid place to put a f**king tree !!!!
Sonny Bono, January 5, 1998
“Damn – that’s one ugly f#cking car.”
First person to see an Edsel 1958
“Stop being so f#cking paranoid.”
Ron Goldman to Nicole Simpson 1993
“Not more f#cking rain.”
Johnstown resident 1889
“This kool aid tastes like f#cking sh#t.”
Jonestown resident 1978
“We’re all f#cked”
Jim Nabors at Rock Hudson’s funeral 1985
“Shove it up you f**king a**”
Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani refused to accept a $10-million check from a nephew of Saudi Arabia’s King Fahd for a World Trade Center relief fund after the prince urged the U.S. government to “adopt a more balanced stance toward the Palestinian cause.”
“Where’s my f#cking mouthwash?”
Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office 1998
“Where the f#ck are our troops?”
Ambassador Stevens Benghazi 2012
“Who’s this f#cking asshole?”
Chicago voter senate elections 2004
John Holmes first screen test 1971
“Oh my f#cking gawd”
Leslie Nielsen SS Poseidon 1972
“Great – more f#cking Mexicans”
Humphrey Bogart near Sierra Madre 1948
“What’s that f#cking noise?”
Greeting party War Of The Worlds 1952
“I signed your album – I’m not going to sign your f#cking shirt”
John Lennon to Mark Chapman New York 1980
“This play blows – I should have stayed the f#ck home.”
Abe Lincoln Ford’s Theatre 1865
“F#ck – I broke a string…and the music store’s on fire.”
Nero at Rome AD 64
Physics? What fu*kin’ physics? Call Eric, we’ll change dem fu*kin’ laws. Czar #24, 2010.
“Quit blaming me, you f#ckhead”
George Bush 2012
“Stop f#cking resisting!!!”
Arresting officers to Rodney King Lakeview Terrace Ca. 1991
“Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a f#ck.”
Rhett Butler 1939
“Go ahead – make my f#cking day”
Harry Callahan 1983
“December 7, 1941…a f#cking day that will live in infamy…”
“How the f#ck should I know?”
Preznit Obama impeachment hearings 2013
“Get me the f#ck out of here!!”
Macaulay Culkin at Neverland 1990
“I’ve never been MORE f#cking jealous of Nutjob in my entire f#cking life!”
Chalupa, Nov. 27, 2012
Nut who ?
F#cking ballbusting is 7th or 8th sincerest form of f#cking flattery.
Anon Ahole, Nov.27, 2012
Choo choooooo, choo choo, chalupa
“Houston, we have a big f#cking problem”
Cape Canaveral ground crew 1986
Late to the party, anon
for the first time in my adult f#cking life, i’m proud of my f#cking country
we are five f#cking days away from fundamentally f#ckingover this country
if congress won’t act…i f#cking will
i have one more f#cking election, after that i’ll have more f#cking flexibility
soylent green is f#cking people, it’s F#CKING people!
“And that’s the way it f#cking is, because I said so”
Walter Cronkite 1969
“It’s a big f#cking deal!!”
Joe Biden at his first card game 1963
“What do you mean don’t bring a knife to f$#@ing gunfight”?
-Jim Bowie, 1836
“Somebodies got a gun and threatening to shoot me? Quick lets cut threw the f$#@ing kitchen”!
-Robert Kennedy, 1968
“Driver, its a beautiful day, put the f$#@ing topdown”!
-John Kennedy, 1963
“Where the f$#@ is that lawn mower sound coming from”?
-Al Zarqawi, 2006
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