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CLASSIFIED: SCREENSHOT OF OBAMA’S DESKTOP

Home - by - November 26, 2012 - 23:59 America/New_York - 6 Comments

The People’s Cube

You may wonder why Dear Leader hasn’t yet upgraded to Vista or Windows 8, but the fact is, all White House computers are running the outmoded 2008 Hope’N’Change Operating System, which is incompatible with any private sector software.

However, a team of unionized government programmers are selflessly toiling to improve its performance. The custom-made programs include AlibiMaker, FatwaGenerator, RigTheVote2012, and others.
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  1. Reaganite Republican

    November 27th, 2012

     
  2. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    This administration has committed a fatal act of treason.

    Click OK to start lies and propaganda, or CANCEL to start document dump and erase hard drives.

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  3. Xavier

    November 27th, 2012

    Plus all programs require .SafetyNet Socialism Framework.

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  4. MN Patriot

    November 27th, 2012

     
  5. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    Screen Saver is twirly text that says Fuck America Harder.

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  6. Buffalo Bilious

    November 27th, 2012

    Extra CD drive installed for Joe Biden to use as a cup holder.

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