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Home - by - November 26, 2012 - 16:45 America/New_York - 11 Comments

Ben Affleck, with his toupee looking hair, is gonna end the war in Africa! Is there nothing a b-level actor can’t do????

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  1. Diann

    November 26th, 2012

    Honey, you are a vapid, pretty face on film. This does not make you an expert on anything but what light you look best in. So shut the frack up and wait for your cue. Dick

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  2. Claudia

    November 26th, 2012

    Wow, that is so great. I have been losing sleep over this problem – WHO will finally speak up and end the war in Africa. / sarc

    Oh, by the way … which one, pretty boy? Or does your pink and purple sparkly magic wand affect them all?

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  3. grayscape

    November 26th, 2012

    Hope he realizes this means he’s a RAAAACIST since most of the wars are caused by the peace-loving tolerant enlightened musloids who have contributed so much to the US space program.

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  4. LadyGun12

    November 26th, 2012

    Don’t forget. Clooney’s gonna help him.

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  5. Jarhead Cracka

    November 26th, 2012

    Will he pick up a weapon and stand a post?

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  6. Unneutral

    November 26th, 2012

    @Jarhead Cracka,

    Only on film.

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  7. jim

    November 26th, 2012

    Ben,you fool, Who is going to make them Civilized.

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  8. Buffalobob

    November 26th, 2012

    I thought Mandela put an end to all of the strife in Africa. Or was it Oprah?

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  9. scr_north

    November 26th, 2012

    I think Aflack, Clooney, Penn and Damon ought to charter a jet right away and head to the Sudan or the Congo, well just about anywhere in Africa to meet with the warring factions to solve this. Good luck to them and their estates.

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  10. IronyCurtain

    November 26th, 2012

    No smug on earth that could top the smug of an “actor/activist.”

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  11. Commissar M

    November 26th, 2012

    Ah, witness the not-so-rare “actorvist*” in his natural habitat. Solving intractable, millennia-old problems by jetting around the world for photo ops.

    *Actorvist, aka celebritard.

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