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  1. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 26th, 2012

    If polygamists were not allowed to redefine marriage to suit themselves, why should homosexuals be allowed to?

    – Thomas Sowell

    Dr. Sowell’s statement on “gay marriage” is still relevant today.

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  2. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 26th, 2012

    You marry the boyfriends, you won’t have sex with them because they’re male, they realize you’re cheating on them with your girlfriend, they sue for divorce citing false pretense for the marriage, and you dumb@$$ lesbos get taken for everything you own.

    If he’s smart, he’ll be one of “0bama’s Unexpected” and you’ll be the one working to support the both of you. But you’ll owe him big in the divorce.

    Question: how many lesbians are in this country anyway? One one-hundreth of one percent of the population? Seems like there will be more boyfriends than idiot lesbos to marry them. Libtards still can’t do math.

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  3. Mountain Dog

    November 26th, 2012

    Useless as tits on a boar.

    Rachel Madcow? They like that guy?

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  4. CrustyB

    November 26th, 2012

    It would never work. Your breath would be a dead giveaway.

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  5. Bad Brad

    November 26th, 2012

    Wow, that’s the most juvenile, illogical, argument I’ve ever heard.

    If you don’t except us, we will go to sporting events and fuck your boy friends. And oh yea, we can kill spiders.

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  6. Edith McCrotch

    November 26th, 2012

    Sarah Rotella’s (the producer) website listed this as a comedy short.

    The question of whether it was supposed to be mocking gays or hetros is moot because she is Canadian.

    I’ll just ignore her oh so smug opinion about things that concern our soveriegn citizen’s decisions on matters in which she has no skin in the game.

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  7. Edith McCrotch

    November 26th, 2012

    sovereign….heh heh

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  8. Snowball the Sourpuss

    November 26th, 2012

    “No skin in the game”…heheheh.

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  9. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 26th, 2012

    Cheap, meaningless, yet physically gratifying (for me, anyway) sex; NBA tickets, and strip clubs on my birthday – at age 25, I would have a hard time seeing the downside to this type of arrangement. Ban gay marriage if this were the result? Hell, yes.

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  10. Ricky

    November 26th, 2012

    I know a butch lesbian..I did her girlfriend. she was cute too.. those girls on the video are clueless..

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  11. Unslung Hero

    November 26th, 2012

    In my 60 years of living I have noticed that most women tend to establish relationships with their thoughts or concepts being guided by love or wishing for it. Men on the other hand are socially, instinctively, and biologically driven by “sex”. Love develops later or more slowly. While is quite understandable and natural to see that gays tend to “love” each other sooner or later, it is the MEN who are driven by “sex” as a first priority and as an initial attractant to other men OR women. Gay MEN practice some very disgusting habits……….and that is what differentiates them from gay women (sometimes!). This is not an absolute either way……but is the most prevalent situation. Older gay men tend to become pedophiles much more readily partly because of the male aggressiveness. It’s just the way it is folks. Making your sexual deviancy into a political statement is also unseemly.

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  12. Eleanor in Hell

    November 26th, 2012

    Equal time, carpet-munchers…

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  13. F.D.R. in Hell

    November 26th, 2012

    Eleanor, you’re destined to go to Hell… oh, wait.

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  14. Dr Tar

    November 26th, 2012

    I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but why does Eleanor look like Obama in drag?

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  15. Edith McCrotch

    November 26th, 2012

    @ Franklin,

    Putting the cousin issue aside, with a face like Eleanor’s, didn’t you tell the Almighty that you’ve already served an eternity in hell already?

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  16. Edith McCrotch

    November 26th, 2012

    already already? dang my sentencing process just is out of wack lartely./

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  17. Anne

    November 26th, 2012

    Lesbians are easy to pick up on. All of them are [extremely] neurotic and delusional to creepy extremes, also.

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  18. Anne

    November 26th, 2012

    And, oh yeah, with their neurotic, obsessive-compulsive personalities, they’re dying to confess or to admit to you that they’re lesbians, even getting a cheap, kinky thrill out of it as you pry or drag it out of them, invariably then justifying why they are degenerates, also.

    Some women are, um, ditzy. All lesbians are wackos, and many of them are dangerously psychotic, also.

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  19. nufftin

    November 26th, 2012

    If you’re a lesbian and you “marry” a guy, then by definition you’re not a lesbian.

    WTF is wrong with people?

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  20. Dr. Tar

    November 26th, 2012

    Some flaws in the premise here.

    1.) OK quick survey, how many of you guys have met a gay woman that you found attractive? How many have you met that make you cringe (from appreance or behavior)? I’ll put money down on the second group being a whole lot larger than the first.

    2.) Given that maybe, at most 4% of the population is gay, and 1/2 that population is of one gender or the other, how exactly are those relatively few gay people going to marry that many members of the other gender that anyone is going to notice? Polygamy? Polyandry? I’m confusing myself. Gay people confuse me.

    3.) Maybe those gay women might like a real man instead of a faux one in flannel. Reminds me of that Kevin Smith Movie – Chasing Amy, where the lesbos got mad at the one that started dating Ben Afleck.

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  21. Aunt Liz

    November 26th, 2012

    GAAH!! I friggin’ cannot stand lesbians!!! They always have such smug way about them. They think they are superior to men AND straight women. A pox upon them! :(

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  22. Shiite from Shinola

    November 26th, 2012

    I had a lesbian neighbor who used to hit me up for a ride to her probation office to report in for a piss test, as she had her driving privileges revoked for driving drunk.
    She never had money to pay me for gas, and you couldn’t get in her pants with a johnson, so she would offer me toilet paper and coffee that she stole from the probation office. I always refused it and tried to avoid her. One day she paid me with a 30 foot logging chain that I still have. I never asked her where she got it. She was too small to be a lumberjack.

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  23. Dadof3

    November 26th, 2012

    I think it’s funny as hell cuz the arguments appeal to the fantasy interests of a moarally-untethered male.

    I can just see some guy sitting there going: “Yeah. As a matter of fact I DO want to see you make out with your busty friend!” Sadly, he doesn’t know he may only get to watch, if that.

    I just don’t think there’s many lesbians who would actually go through with these things. For, uh, obvious reasons?

    Great comedy.

    8)

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  24. Carlos The Jackal

    November 26th, 2012

    I’ve turned a few lesbians to embracing heterosexuality, so I guess that’s fair…

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  25. Jarhead Cracka

    November 26th, 2012

    @Dr. Tar. To answer your #1), I had several very attractive (including one drop dead gorgeous)lesbian friends. However, the majority of them were wounded emotionally and/or mentally. Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction” could take lessons from some of them.

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  26. Shiite from Shinola

    November 26th, 2012

    Yep, my neighbor friend had been raped before she swore off men. She would not let a man touch her even a pat on the back would set her off.

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  27. citizenjane

    November 26th, 2012

    Oh shit. I’ll comment on another thread later.

    But, methinks there is way too much attention to gays here.

    Gays are not the problem. You have fallen into the subculture bullshit.

    The majority of gays just melt into the culture around you without all the BS of the attention grabbers.

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  28. citizenjane

    November 26th, 2012

    And, a ton of them can’t stand Barack.

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