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Home - by - November 25, 2012 - 14:25 America/New_York - 18 Comments

JOHN FUGELSANG

The left is grooming this failed comedian, failed actor and failed writer to be the next dipshit who will shill for “progressives.”

He’s another in a long line of dipshits who say they aren’t democrats, but 100% of what spills from their gob hole is dipshitted lefty crapola.

I’ve seen this dipshit, on more than one occasion, say that the right is fighting for tax “cuts” for the rich. This renders his Bruce Jenner (the weird shape shifted effeminate Jenner) meets Kyle MacLachlan-looking face very punchable.

Because I know he Googles his name, I will explain this very simple concept to this dipshit (have I called him a dipshit yet?) using a cartoon reference, so that he can possibly understand it.

When George Jetson has ten Spacely Sprockets, and the current tax is 3 Spacely Sprockets, and the left wants to increase it to 6 Spacely Sprockets, but George’s congressman wants to keep it at 3 Spacely Sprockets, that is not arguing for a “cut.’

Okay, dipshit? Got it yet?

Now go out there like a good little proggy and repeat again how the right is arguing for cuts, you dipshit.

» 18 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    November 25th, 2012

    I think this guy is officially off FUR’s Xmas card list.

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  2. BigFurHat

    November 25th, 2012

    He’s an ill-informed punk, whose insights do not elevate above Thanksgiving table rants from your loser relative, who has been given a show and a salary as a progtard shill because that’s all it takes to be a wonk on the left.
    This is nothing but a desperate career saving move from a failed entertainer- like that ballerina, Ron Reagan Junior.

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  3. Buck Ofama

    November 25th, 2012

    And, let’s not forget a failed MTV V-jay! Or, is that a vajayjay?

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  4. grayscape

    November 25th, 2012

    heh heh… I love BFH rants.

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  5. chiefillinicake

    November 25th, 2012

    Fugelsang, incidentally, is Dutch for “twatwaffle”.

    True story.

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  6. Cynic

    November 25th, 2012

    The sad thing is he will use is self-delusional sense of moral superiority to justify remaining ignorant to facts and logic. “I’m right, so I don’t have to bother actually thinking about the issues.”

    To paraphrase Dan Akroyd:

    John, you ignorant douche.

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  7. Ohio Dan

    November 25th, 2012

    Hey Big Fur, Keep on being a warrior against the left. Your biting witleaves me laughing. After the JEF and the left screwed us over to put the traitorous POS back in office your humor helped me maintain my sanity. I don’t know how you do it but keep it up. OD

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  8. Aunt Liz

    November 25th, 2012

    Fugelsang certainly looks like a dipsh*t, but he’s a prog, so it stands to reason.

    And I LOVE Fur’s rants as well! :)

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  9. Mr. Pinko

    November 25th, 2012

    In an argument with a Lib about taxes, no matter what they say, I always counter with “you’re for raising taxes on the middle class and poor”.

    They’ll reply with “how is my wanting to raise taxes on the rich a tax raise on the poor?”

    You raise taxes on the rich, they won’t pay it – they’ll just pass it on to the middle class and poor!

    Morons – every last one of them.

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  10. Al

    November 25th, 2012

    I suspect he does a lot more than just Google himself!

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  11. KMM

    November 25th, 2012

    Looks like “Dipshit with Day Sucker”

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  12. Tim

    November 25th, 2012

    These are the same lying assholes who claim that cutting the RATE OF INCREASE IN COSTS is a cut in the program.

    As for that ‘Fiscal Cliff’ they been lying about?
    We’re already over, we just haven’t hit bottom, yet.

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  13. Aunt Liz

    November 25th, 2012

    LOL Al!

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  14. John Difool

    November 25th, 2012

    Who the fuck is John Fucklebunnyshang?

    Never heard of him.

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  15. Tim

    November 25th, 2012

    Why does ‘John Jacob Finkelheimerschmidt’ come to mind?

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  16. FreedomCat

    November 25th, 2012

    Why don’t we bombard these twits sites, facebooks, etc.? Like we should bombard ABC,CBS, NBC and local stations to get the truth out about these dolts and let’s say Benghazi? I am tired of being run over by these pricks. We need to do the same to them. Use their same tactics.

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  17. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 25th, 2012

    Spacely sprockets? He’s nowhere near old enough to remember them. I’m surprised YOU are, Fur.

    Is “The Jetsons” being rerun on the Cartoon Channel nowadays?

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  18. grayjohn

    November 26th, 2012

    Like the Left needs another dipshit?

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