Home - by BigFurHat - November 25, 2012 - 17:00 America/New_York - 14 Comments
November 25th, 2012
“Mount Peter–For the Ride of Your Life!”
Mount Peter instructor…. Now that’s a career with benefits.
Family Guy should see this.
“Go down on Mt. Peter!”
Mt. Peter Ski Resort, Warwick N.Y. One hour from the City. Nothing to do with mounting Peter, but it aparently sucks. Google reviews.
Three college guys go skiing one weekend and to save money they share a room with a king-sized bed. In the morning the guy on the left says “I dreamed about a beautiful blonde, we made love all night”. The guy on the right says “I dreamed about a beautiful brunette, we made love all night”. The guy in the middle says “Not me, I dreamed all night about skiing the moguls, I really had to work my poles”.
Stay away from Bloody Dick Peak in Montana.
Just who’s Peter?
Just whose Peter?
You folks are a bunch of perverts…but I already knew that…
Whistler or bust. Hmm…tough call.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Wait. Wouldn’t Peter be the one DOING the mounting? Or is that old-fashioned thinking?
Wait…is “mount” a noun or a verb?
(Not a nice man)
November 26th, 2012
I’ve had to listen to this ****** all my life.
Endorsed by ELMO.
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