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People ask why I am a misanthrope.
I submit to you-

Victoria’s Secret Must Be One Helluva Secret:

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  1. Anonymous

    November 24th, 2012

    No class, no dignity, no self respect and no sense of civility.

    The America I knew it,as a whole, is completely gone.

    You’d better hope that in a post apocalyptic world, conservatives outnumber libtards.

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  2. Ernest T. Bass

    November 24th, 2012

    must have been the 1/2 price obama dolls…

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  3. Jack Daniels

    November 24th, 2012

    That comment was me

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  4. Corona

    November 24th, 2012

    Ima open my own Victorian Sucrets store!

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  5. tucsondon

    November 24th, 2012

    What I like about people; their pets.

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  6. norman einstein

    November 24th, 2012

    Count me in as another misanthrope.
    “Society” is now officially in the dumpster and getting more putrid by the day.

    And none of those greedy idiots were even trampled to death?
    More’s the pity.

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  7. Snowball the Sourpuss

    November 24th, 2012

    All this for a damn phone?

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  8. Billy Fuster

    November 24th, 2012

    These are the same self-centered niggardly people that take up the entire isle in the super market while others are trying to get by.

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  9. Cynic

    November 24th, 2012

    They could have stooped a little lower. At least none of the VS’ers were asking “Do you have this in children’s sizes”?

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  10. Buck Ofama

    November 24th, 2012

    These people AREN’T human!

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  11. DrRiff

    November 24th, 2012

    Wait until the US goes bankrupt and these people are fighting for food.
    Can you imagine what it will be like then?

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  12. Ornery1

    November 24th, 2012

    Where’s the guy with the pepper spray when you need him?

    I’ve always been a misanthrope–hell my wife often questions whether I even like her…

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  13. chiefillinicake

    November 24th, 2012

    Thanks for the reminder, BFH. Gotta put “more guns” on my to-do list. There be zombies about.

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  14. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 24th, 2012

    Sorry, Grandma, but if you’re gonna stand between me and “Garth Brooks Greatest Hits” on sale for $2.99, you’re gonna get kidney punched.

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  15. Moe tom

    November 24th, 2012

    Society in decline. The savages are inside the gate.

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  16. Anne

    November 24th, 2012

    I’ve been waiting for an appropriate thread where I could make these somewhat less than politically correct obsevations. Now please bear in mind that these remarks are my own personal opinions, none of which are, as far as I know, supported by any facts.

    1.) Since 2006, Al Sharpton has been the new face of the Democrat Party, which explains, of course, why the other liars at MSNBC hold that creep in such high esteem.

    2.) Why has he become the party’s new face, you ask? It’s a 2-part answer; (a) the vast majority of Democrats are white trash, and (b) white trash think that it is “cool” to act like black trash.

    3.) By a large margin, the majority of Latinos whose ancestors were Central and South Americans relate to blacks, not to whites, and, in fact, they’re very much alike.

    4.) By a huge margin and as you can see in their facial structures, the vast majority of Latinos are of native American indian ancestery, any and all Spanish, French and German ancestery of which have been so diluted by multiple generations of cross-breeding among half breeds that now they are all but non-existent. Another reason why they relate only to blacks. So, in effect, blacks now comprise 25% of the population in the USA in a very real sense. Instead of being called blacks and Latinos, they should be lumped together as people of color, LEGITIMATELY.

    There, I’ve vented.

    If you dsagree with me, you are a Communist and an hermaphrodite of questionable progeny. :)

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  17. Buffalobob

    November 24th, 2012

    I like the delusional victoria Secret lady at the top left of the clip trying to reason with 300 bat shi* crazy women.

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  18. conservative cowgirl

    November 24th, 2012

    I don’t know why the first one is titled, “White people acting like animals. I saw PLENTY of non-whites acting like beasts, as well.”. I went to one store Friday morning. A camera equipment rental store was having a Black Friday special. I rented an awesome lens for the weekend. No animals in sight.

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  19. mkultra

    November 24th, 2012

    This is the society liberals have spent their entire lives fighting for (godless, materialist, statist). It makes me smile knowing they’ll spend the most vulnerable years of their lives living in it.

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  20. mkultra

    November 24th, 2012

    Women who scream like chimpanzees on meth are the most irritating creatures on earth.

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  21. Nutjob

    November 24th, 2012

    To restore order they should’ve went by the lottery system and went by EBT card numbers.

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  22. RANDO

    November 24th, 2012

    Too many shitheads per square inch.

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  23. J Frank Parnell

    November 24th, 2012

    America R.I.P. 1776-2008

    Let’s just get Civil War II on with before I am too old to get me some.

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  24. Tim

    November 24th, 2012

    Mankind hasn’t changed, and the republic died before 2008.

    We’ve lost our moral compass. Morality doesn’t mean “I’m sorry I got caught” – morality means doing right by God, country, and fellow simply because it’s right.

    It’s gonna take a helluva lot more than an election to recover that!

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  25. Moe tom

    November 24th, 2012

    Buffalobob. ‘bat shi* crazy’ has no zing to it. Bat sh*t crazy has some verve to it, but bat shit crazy white trash fu*king savages, says it all. Hee, heee.

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  26. Wraith

    November 24th, 2012

    Target opened at 9pm Thursday night. Everyone was calm, friendly and civilized. There was no pushing, no screaming, no rioting…in short, we all acted like human beings.

    Wal-Mart had opened an hour previously, so it was like 2230 when we got there. Even though the initial rush had died down, it was still ugly enough that the wife and I were tempted to start throwing elbows.

    What is it about Wally World that seems to bring out the worst in people? :?

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  27. HippieCritic

    November 24th, 2012

    Well, here’s a palette cleanser:

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  28. John Difool

    November 24th, 2012

    The first rule of Black Friday….err, I mean Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club

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  29. Moe tom

    November 24th, 2012

    Robert Bork wrote about this hedonism some years ago in “Slouching Towards Gomorrah.” Worth another read. However it may be too late. As Tim said, the Republic died long before 2008.

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  30. John Difool

    November 24th, 2012

    There are several women in that crowd who have no business being anywhere a near a Victoria’s Secret.

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  31. even steven

    November 24th, 2012

    I’ve always hated shopping. This video footage gives me reason to hate it even more. I wonder how many people in that crowd had a cold or the flu. Once an only hope…

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  32. even steven

    November 24th, 2012

    One can only hope…

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  33. RWF

    November 24th, 2012

    Take notes people. This will be the bread lines in the future.

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  34. Moe tom

    November 24th, 2012

    HippieCritic. Great tribute to the VFD and Samaritan’s Purse. Well done.

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  35. RANDO

    November 24th, 2012

    Thanks for the antidote, H.C.

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  36. HippieCritic

    November 24th, 2012

    My pleasure Tom and Rando.

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  37. Trixie Bluebell

    November 24th, 2012

    Good grief people — it’s only stuff! Stuff that most of you probably have plenty of and stuff you don’t need. Quit watching the TeeVee and you won’t see the commercials telling you you have to buy more stuff. And if you really need more stuff, behave!

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  38. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 24th, 2012

    This is good practice for them, soon they will be acting like this over things they need like food and meds, and not the stuff they want.

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  39. Moe tom

    November 24th, 2012

    They buy the stuff they want and beg for the stuff they need. Or expect someone else to buy it for them. Like children.

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  40. Frosteetoes

    November 24th, 2012

    I didn’t know VS now accepted EBT cards.

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  41. Ten Megaton

    November 24th, 2012

    They act like that around my food and they will promptly receive 20 or so rounds of .30 cal in the kisser.

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  42. My2Cents

    November 24th, 2012

    I find Tim’s comment the most poignant.

    Anonymous posted:You’d better hope that in a post apocalyptic world, conservatives outnumber libtards.

    No bother, as long as the conservatives’ bullets outnumber libtards, we’re good.

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  43. Bad Brad

    November 24th, 2012

    HippieCritic, So does that mean they are going to give up their ridiculous retirement and compensation packages now? I think not. They are part of the problem.

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  44. todak

    November 25th, 2012

    Stupid humans amuse me. On the other hand, if it starts getting like that at my local gun shop, then it is time to worry.

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  45. gorgo

    November 25th, 2012

    “You’d better hope that in a post apocalyptic world, conservatives outnumber libtards.”

    They won’t. Libtardism is just the current manifestation of the fundamentally depraved default setting that lurks within us all.

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  46. gorgo

    November 25th, 2012

    “Wait until the US goes bankrupt and these people are fighting for food. Can you imagine what it will be like then?”

    Put it this way.

    Imagine every one of these people being told they must accept a mark in their hand or on their foreheads, else they cannot buy nor sell anything. Even if they weren’t yet starving or broke, and even if you warned them the mark was from Satan himself, easily 99% of Americans wouldn’t believe you and would jostle each other in line to take it, just as you see them doing here.

    If the food supply was cut off and they were again told they had to receive a mark to buy or sell food, what you see here is only a sideways glance at the demand that’d go up for the mark.

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