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Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia
ROCKLAND, Maine — A 62-year-old Cushing man will spend five days in jail after pleading guilty Wednesday to assaulting his estranged wife.
Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct. A third charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed.
The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.
Defense Attorney Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending. He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.
h/t Crusin Cat
Bad Brad
November 23rd, 2012
Impressive. He hit her with his rhythm stick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc
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Moe tom
November 23rd, 2012
Struck her with? Jeeessuss! Not Jabbed. Struck! Holy Cow.
greaterthepete
November 23rd, 2012
Assault with a deadly weapon?
Alxandro
November 23rd, 2012
He got upset because he couldn’t Bangor?
Nutjob
November 23rd, 2012
He opted for using his penis when he realized hitting her with his nutsack hurt him more then her.
Nutjob
November 23rd, 2012
He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online
He could’ve saved himself alot of money and idle jailtime if he just bought the rocket scientists a ticket.
Anyone going to Pakistan to meet someone they met on line must be a genius.
mkultra
November 23rd, 2012
He should get even with her by making sure she arrives in POCK-i-stahn.
Nutjob
November 23rd, 2012
I guess being beaten with his penis wasn’t demoralizing enough, so she thought she’d go to a shithole muslim country where they really know how to properly demoralize and beat a lady.
Rick
November 23rd, 2012
After 39 years, she oughta be GLAD he’s still hot for her. And has enough “slack” to beat her with his unit.
Hope that Paki beats your ass bitch. (I sound like a bitter divorced man much??)
Moe tom
November 23rd, 2012
You just gotta do something else with a four hour Viagra induced hard on.
Moe tom
November 23rd, 2012
Other than just Bangor.
Dick Hertz
November 23rd, 2012
It’s all fun and games until somebody gets their eye poked out!
Name Redacted™
November 23rd, 2012
If that actually hurt the woman, I’m interested in seeing the weapon in question.
Ricky
November 23rd, 2012
what a dick!
Carlos The Jackal
November 23rd, 2012
Assault with a friendly weapon?
Rosemarazzle
November 23rd, 2012
Wow swinging meat
Buck Ofama
November 24th, 2012
@Brad,
I thought the same thing!
I loved Ian Dury & The Blockheads.
Andrea Shea King
November 24th, 2012
He STRUCK her with it??? How big is the damn thing? Honestly, how much damage can a dinky winky do when it’s slapped on flesh? OMG.. I’m living in a parallel universe… Rod Serling must be here somewhere… Rod? Rod? Make them stop!
Unruly Refugee
November 24th, 2012
“when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it”
Took it out of what, his pocket? Was it a Snap-On tool? I’m thinkin it was because if he had enough pecker to swing like a bat he shouldn’t have any trouble getting a decent date with a woman who doesn’t chase after pencil-dick goat-humpers. He should be celebrating.
Roadmaster
November 24th, 2012
Horny Goat’s Weed werks for me!
At least they didn’t charge him with assault with a dead weapon…
cfm990
November 24th, 2012
Now I know why they call it a tallywhacker.
I Luv Bacon
November 24th, 2012
Schlong Schlapping Shmuck finds out ex is shite slut.
Yowsa
November 24th, 2012
If she thinks they’ll offer her more than $20 for sex in Pakistan…… she must consider herself goat-pretty ! gnomesayin?
spymyeyes
November 24th, 2012
“this is my weapon, this is my gun,
this is for fighting, and this is for fun!
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
November 24th, 2012
OT – Larry Hagman dead at 81