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Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia

ROCKLAND, Maine — A 62-year-old Cushing man will spend five days in jail after pleading guilty Wednesday to assaulting his estranged wife.

Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct. A third charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.

Defense Attorney Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending. He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

 

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  1. Bad Brad

    November 23rd, 2012

    Impressive. He hit her with his rhythm stick.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc
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  2. Moe tom

    November 23rd, 2012

    Struck her with? Jeeessuss! Not Jabbed. Struck! Holy Cow.

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  3. greaterthepete

    November 23rd, 2012

    Assault with a deadly weapon?

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  4. Alxandro

    November 23rd, 2012

    He got upset because he couldn’t Bangor?

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  5. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    He opted for using his penis when he realized hitting her with his nutsack hurt him more then her.

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  6. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online

    He could’ve saved himself alot of money and idle jailtime if he just bought the rocket scientists a ticket.

    Anyone going to Pakistan to meet someone they met on line must be a genius.

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  7. mkultra

    November 23rd, 2012

    He should get even with her by making sure she arrives in POCK-i-stahn.

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  8. Nutjob

    November 23rd, 2012

    I guess being beaten with his penis wasn’t demoralizing enough, so she thought she’d go to a shithole muslim country where they really know how to properly demoralize and beat a lady.

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  9. Rick

    November 23rd, 2012

    After 39 years, she oughta be GLAD he’s still hot for her. And has enough “slack” to beat her with his unit.

    Hope that Paki beats your ass bitch. (I sound like a bitter divorced man much??)

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  10. Moe tom

    November 23rd, 2012

    You just gotta do something else with a four hour Viagra induced hard on.

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  11. Moe tom

    November 23rd, 2012

    Other than just Bangor.

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  12. Dick Hertz

    November 23rd, 2012

    It’s all fun and games until somebody gets their eye poked out!

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  13. Name Redacted™

    November 23rd, 2012

    If that actually hurt the woman, I’m interested in seeing the weapon in question.

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  14. Ricky

    November 23rd, 2012

    what a dick!

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  15. Carlos The Jackal

    November 23rd, 2012

    Assault with a friendly weapon?

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  16. Rosemarazzle

    November 23rd, 2012

    Wow swinging meat

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  17. Buck Ofama

    November 24th, 2012

    @Brad,

    I thought the same thing!

    I loved Ian Dury & The Blockheads.

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  18. Andrea Shea King

    November 24th, 2012

    He STRUCK her with it??? How big is the damn thing? Honestly, how much damage can a dinky winky do when it’s slapped on flesh? OMG.. I’m living in a parallel universe… Rod Serling must be here somewhere… Rod? Rod? Make them stop!

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  19. Unruly Refugee

    November 24th, 2012

    “when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it”

    Took it out of what, his pocket? Was it a Snap-On tool? I’m thinkin it was because if he had enough pecker to swing like a bat he shouldn’t have any trouble getting a decent date with a woman who doesn’t chase after pencil-dick goat-humpers. He should be celebrating.

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  20. Roadmaster

    November 24th, 2012

    Horny Goat’s Weed werks for me!

    At least they didn’t charge him with assault with a dead weapon…

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  21. cfm990

    November 24th, 2012

    Now I know why they call it a tallywhacker.

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  22. I Luv Bacon

    November 24th, 2012

    Schlong Schlapping Shmuck finds out ex is shite slut.

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  23. Yowsa

    November 24th, 2012

    If she thinks they’ll offer her more than $20 for sex in Pakistan…… she must consider herself goat-pretty ! gnomesayin?

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  24. spymyeyes

    November 24th, 2012

    “this is my weapon, this is my gun,

    this is for fighting, and this is for fun!

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  25. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    November 24th, 2012

    OT – Larry Hagman dead at 81

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